Sarcastic Heifer

Granville_Cocteau

Forgive me for misreading your post. Has nothing to do with my logic skills and purely on quickly skimming.

I forgive you. Have a great weekend

Mr_Bad_Example

Anyway...I have three kids who I love more than life itself. But they TRASHED my body.

Saying your kids made you fat? Sarcasm won't cure that.

ninerbuff

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