Confessions: The "Fattest Thing" You've Ever Done

Missjulesdid

I once ordered a $2.22 filet o fish and fries at McDonalds on my way home from work.. 26 miles later I stopped at a SECOND McDonalds and ordered another one.. WITH an apple pie.

On no less than a dozen occasions I bought a box of Drake's cakes Yodles or Devil Dogs at the grocery store and ate the entire box before my husband got home.... then hid all evidence.

I ate my nephew's Halloween candy.. and blamed it on the dog.

I ate candy canes from two Christmases ago.

I have eaten sugar cubes straight.

I have ordered two meals at a drive through and gotten two drinks even though it was more expensive just so that the counter girl wouldn't think that all the food was for me.

I made a lemon meringue pie for thanksgiving.. then had to make a new one at midnight because I couldn't wait and had eaten the whole pie by myself... straight from the tin.

dnfenton

ordered two drinks so it didn't look like all the food was for me!

^ I used to do this all the time! Also I would keep a note pad visable so it looked like I was reading other people orders. Nope just me, myself and I.

FabulousFantasticFifty

After a night out and drinking a little bit too many, I went to Taco Bell and ordered six items and I'm pretty sure finished them all!

JustinAnimal

After a night out and drinking a little bit too many, I went to Taco Bell and ordered six items and I'm pretty sure finished them all!

Mere child's play.

arickettsjr

Once ate 2 foot long subs and a large 16" pizza

And apparently converted it all into pure beast mode strength!

Autk79

Ive had that triple dipper from Chili's numerous times and regretted it every time

Potato wedges and a breakfast jack and two tacos all covered in Buttermilk from Jack n Box... uggghh

And a all you can eat Sushi roll buffet... never again lol.

And the devil----... Foot long coney with tator tots with cheese, sometimes chili on the tator tots...

The article was funny. Thanks :laugh:

BlueBombers

When I still lived at home I would sneak bags of chips, cans of pop, candy bars, you name it down my parent's laundry chute so they wouldn't catch me. I would wrap everything in laundry so it wouldn't make a "thud".

VelveteenArabian

Bought a decorated birthday cake from Walmart, took it home, flipped the plastic container upside down so the top was like a giant bowl, then I ate the cake. All of it, including the frosting, in one sitting.

It was not my birthday. I was not depressed. I just wanted cake.

Joannah700

I never really thought of my actions as 'fat' but this thread has me pausing.

I remember at 5 my Mom said I could have a couple slices of homepride whole wheat butter-topped bread when I was sick. But I didn't know what a 'couple' meant? Was it 2? Was it 5? ...So I ate the whole loaf. It made sense to 5 year old me.

I'm pretty sure I consume at last 1 - 1 1/2 pumpkin pies within a 3 day period each Thanksgiving. I only ate Pumpkin Pie before my wedding. About half a pie and I didn't get married until like...3pm so I still feel that is completely justified.

I've eaten half a pan of dump cake in one day. Typically with ice cream or whipped cream. Multiple times. Considering that 1 cup of butter goes into each cake...I feel that it's a bit of an accomplishment.

I learned how to make...so many desserts just so I wasn't limited by restaurant portions. Bread pudding with whiskey butter sauce, pumpkin cheese cake, flourless chocolate cake, special k crusted french toast.... and more.

I've demolished 60% of an I Declare Elcaire from Claim Jumper in one sitting. I would have had more, but I was sharing.

The picture below shows scale so you understand the significance. It's a giant eclair, with custard and french vanilla ice cream covered in hot fudge and whipped cream.

littlelaura

I ate an entire box of cocoa puffs cereal in one day for breakfast, lunch, dinner, was stress eating.

love9705

I sat and ate a entire pint of hagen daz banana split ice cream

SuperVixen2B

I ate the entire top tier of a 2lb Whitman's Sampler in one day. The bottom tier seemed so lonely, so I ate that too before days end so it could be with its friend. I'm a giver.

Breakdown64

I ate an entire large pizza by myself, just to see if I could.

Cardio4Cupcakes

Well lets see...

-would throw away wrappers/ fast food packages in neighbors trash cans so my family wouldn't see
-offer to run to the store just to stop at mcdonalds on the way for a "pre-dinner" snack
-ask for multiple plasticware at places so they wouldn't think it's all for me
-eat entire boxes of little debbie cakes and stash the wrappers in the box and shove the box in the basement

GothyFaery

My husband bought a dozen donut holes and told me if I didn't want to eat them all to share them with my coworker. I got to work an hour before he did so I was just going to eat half and put the bag with the other half on his desk. I reached in the bag thinking "this is the last one and then I'm done" only to realize that they were all gone.

SuperVixen2B

I ate an entire large pizza by myself, just to see if I could.

A very inspirational person once said "Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself." That person was Bill Murray.

Also, you kinda sorta look like Seth Rogan in your profile pic. Kinda sorta I said!

queenofthedancehall

When the state fair comes to my home town, which is once a year, it's the only time I can get fried oreos. Oreos dipped in batter, fried up golden brown, and dusted with powdered sugar. Last year I ate three orders. Each order is six oreos. I was so high off sugar that I started getting dizzy on the way home and had to pull over and let my husband drive. I had a headache for almost two days.

queenofthedancehall

I have bought fast food, after telling my husband that he better not stop and get any fast food, and ate it on the way home and hid the paper in the neighbors trash.

Kitship

When I was younger, my mom used to always buy those Chef Boyardee Spaghetti and (Jumbo) Meatballs in the can. One time, I took every single can she bought and a fork into my bedroom. I just sat on my bed and ate 6 cans of Chef Boyardee...

...and I'm alive to tell the tale!

eiseed1

all of these apply to me...I can't think of a fattest thing on one particular occasion , but I would frequently eat enough food for 2 people on the way home to dinner , eat dinner with my family , have seconds and then eat all the additional food that was hiding in my work bag after everyone was in bed. I used to never NOT finish a package of anything. Pint of ice cream ..gone! Bag of pretzels and cheese sauce...gone. Whole 1lb bag of Jerky , yep. Whole Pizzas , no problem. Liters of Soda, 2 lb bags of Twizzlers, whole chickens, gone, gone , gone. Self Esteem. Gone.

And now all of that is gone! I feel like I've got my life back , I don't blame my horrible life on my horrible eating habits and I don't blame horrible eating habits on a horrible life. I just live everyday eating to live, and not living to eat.

JanGlock

#14 had me ROFLMAO

I ate half a dozen chocolate iced kreme filled krispy kreme donuts :blushing:

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trinatrina1984

Haha great list, #5 sounds amazing

gratitudelife

Once a friend was passive aggressively trying to make menu recommendations that were "healthy" for me, so I ordered the biggest fattest poutine... A massive dinner size bowl of french fries covered in cheese curds and gravy (in case you don't know what poutine is). And savoured every bite to the very end!

Pirate_chick

Oh gosh...so so so many...

Dollar menu madness.

2 Mcdoubles, Large fry, McChicken, Supersized Dr. Pepper, and a fish sandwich. yup... and still wasn't full. I made myself vomit then went to taco bell.


Pizza

entire medium pizza, and boneless wings, both dipped in the whatever the habanera sauce.


thanksgiving
homemade mac and cheese half a pan plus cake and stuffing.

All you can eat (fill in the blank)

Eat until I vomited, eat again.

Costco cupcakes. 8 of them in a weekend. breakfast lunch and dinner. So good, yet so horrible at the same time.

jmt08c

20 taco challenge in under 40 minutes at a mexican restaurant in Clearwater, Fl called Poblano's. That and the pizza pie challenge at American Pie in largo, Fl-29 inch cheese pizza to split with a friend and finish in under an hour. Delicious both times.

VeryKatie

For me... I have a few but most recently, I ate 10 low fat Oreos in one sitting (because they're low fat and therefore lower cal and completely justified). I was in excruciating pain the next day - in my stomach - I couldn't even relieve the pain by pooping or farting (too high up in my abdomen). The fat part is that I did it again... three days in a row actually. With severe pain each time that lasted all night and into the afternoon. But I guess this is coming from the person who used to take cookies from the box when mom said I could have only 2 (I would take about 10) and hide them in the couch cushions and eat them in the dark. And yes, I mean when I was about 6 years old.

I frequently made Kraft Dinner and would eat the whole pot - but it wasn't just any Kraft Dinner, I added Cheese Whiz! And then I would chase that with a family sized bag of chips or Doritoes. And still want more food.

jkwolly

When I was younger, my mom used to always buy those Chef Boyardee Spaghetti and (Jumbo) Meatballs in the can. One time, I took every single can she bought and a fork into my bedroom. I just sat on my bed and ate 6 cans of Chef Boyardee...

...and I'm alive to tell the tale!

Ho man, epic!

engodwin

Ate an entire bag of cheese puffs while simultaneously dipping them in sour cream and salsa (that I def mixed together in one bowl) - family size bag... one sitting.

Ate a large pizza, a giant cookie, and a dozen chicken wings... at the same sitting.

Double stuffed oreos with nutella spread on them dipped in... ice cream.... half a package of cookies....

I like food. :sad: :blushing:

Missjulesdid

Double stuffed oreos with nutella spread on them dipped in... ice cream.... half a package of cookies....