Most Embarrassing Gym Moment...

jamaicanlady

Oh man..I was on the treadmill and I dropped my phone while it was running and without thinking I just bent down to get it and it was going about 6 mph and in 2 seconds it had pushed me onto the floor and everyone was just staring at me...haha so humiliating

I actually LOLed while reading this one....Tears are in my eyes.

Dstny1957

bump

justsummie

You know that dance where girls make their butt cheeks "clap".....yeah I've totally done this on accident whilst running up the gym stairs. The first couple times I looked behind me because I honestly didn't know where the noise had come from...then I figured it out.

mariapuhl

The other day I was at the gym, and NOTHING was on any of the 12 TV stations... it was the middle of the day... it was all soap operas, news, or the movie "Twilight". I decided, alright, I'll give Twilight a shot.

At one point, when the sparkly vampire reveals that he's a vampire and sparkles in the sunlight and then there is the most awkward and hilarious dialogue scene, I started laughing out loud hysterically to the point of falling off the elliptical. I fell off to the side, onto another elliptical and then onto my back. About three guys from the free weights saw this happen and came over and said "what happened?!?!" all worried. I just couldn't stop laughing and said "HA! TWILIGHT IS ON?! HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?!" They looked at me like I was insane.

p.s. I know you Twilight people will hate me for that but man, it was still hilarious.

2Bgoddess

zumba class, everyone did a real fast grapevine step to the left, I went right, crashed into the girl next to me, who crashed the next person...5 of us on the floor, one of them, the collision knocked her out of her left shoe. I stood up, took a bow and hi-fived the instructor.

godricshollow

Well, this didn't happen to me but I was there and I sort of felt embarrassed for her. This lady was on the elliptical next to me and she was pretty intense about the whole thing. About 10 minutes into it, she let out a killer loud never-ending fart and then I suppose she got all flustered and embarrassed over it, and somehow lost her footing and fell off the machine and got wedged in between my machine and hers? It took all my strength not to laugh hysterically. Luckily she wasn't hurt though... aside from her ego.

stubsy1968

BUMP. The yoga shart seriously had me in tears. One of the ladies in the office came over to see if I was OK as she thought I was crying. CLASSIC!!!!!!!!! Keep 'em coming :laugh:

CallieDerenthal

i'm bumping this thread so i can read any stories added later! i don't have anything to add at the moment but i'm sure i will one day as i'm completely lacking coordination and grace...

calliope_music

once i passed out at the gym after getting off the treadmill...Dr. McDreamy came to my rescue. i still see him, and he still asks how my face is.

i drop my phone onto the treadmill at least once a week, which then projectile shoots and hits the wall.

i tripped on the stair master once.

also, i fart at the gym all the time!

karinefitness

The other day I was at the gym, and NOTHING was on any of the 12 TV stations... it was the middle of the day... it was all soap operas, news, or the movie "Twilight". I decided, alright, I'll give Twilight a shot.

At one point, when the sparkly vampire reveals that he's a vampire and sparkles in the sunlight and then there is the most awkward and hilarious dialogue scene, I started laughing out loud hysterically to the point of falling off the elliptical. I fell off to the side, onto another elliptical and then onto my back. About three guys from the free weights saw this happen and came over and said "what happened?!?!" all worried. I just couldn't stop laughing and said "HA! TWILIGHT IS ON?! HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?!" They looked at me like I was insane.

p.s. I know you Twilight people will hate me for that but man, it was still hilarious.

HAHAHA that is hilarious! :-)
I saw each Twilight at the movie theater and I usually cannot stop laughing at some scenes...

BobbyClerici

Yesterday when I was training with my personal trainer, i totally farted!

BUT, I'm sticking with the story that it wasn't my fault! He had me on some sit-up bench with a bouncy medicine ball, I had to sit up (angularly) while bouncing the medicine ball on either side of me for 10 reps on each side. It just happened! haha

What's your most embarrassing gym moment?

Did that...
And though I tried to look as shocked as everybody else and looked around as though it wasn't me, they all knew.

I was known from that day on as "Fart Man".

cecejoy

I fell asleep during pilates class

Schmarrn

most recently i tripped at zumba class my shoe was untied and someone stepped on the lace... on my glorious way to the ground i managed to fall on top of some other girl ... she was not happy

Gemini_1980

Totally farted in yoga class. Not just a little, polite *poot* but a long, juicy fart with teeth. Ok and it STUNK like it had just rolled right past a turd. It was awful. I was on a juice cleanse and sometimes you don't have control and your farts just can't be trusted. I heard someone trying to suppress their giggles, another person said "gross" under their breath. Mortified and frozen in place, I didn't how to damage control this one. I finished class as best I could and then as soon as they went into final relaxation I immediately got up, ran out of the studio and never went back. When I got home I discovered that yes, I had *kitten* myself a little.

OMG this one has me crying from laughter I mean tears came into my eyes:laugh:

misssiri

bump for later

Momkat65

Oh I have been howling through these, thanks for brightening my day!!

Mine: I had been to the gym only a few times, and had gotten a little cocky. I started doing a pre-set workout on the treadmill (slow then fast in intervals) and I was sweating like a glass blowers *kitten*. I didnt want to look like a wuss in front of the skinny gym bunnies either side of me so I took a good chug on the water and carried on......

........ All of a sudden I started to feel a little nauseaous. Still I carried on. Out of nowehere I felt all the water come back up, there was no time to go to the bathroom. I clamped my mouth shut and hoped it would go back down but instead it shot straight out of my nose and splattered on the mirror in front of me.

The skinny gym bunnies did not see the funny side!!

Thankfully, it was all clear liquid- and no chunks.

OOOHHHHHhhhh MMyyyyyyyy:noway: :laugh:

Gemini_1980

Best thread ever:bigsmile: Thank you for the laughs:happy: :laugh:

gettingfitismyrevenge

These are totally awesome!!! I've been feeling so depressed today, but these posts have completely lifted my mood. I cannot stop laughing.! Thanks!!!

Momkat65

Well, this didn't happen to me but I was there and I sort of felt embarrassed for her. This lady was on the elliptical next to me and she was pretty intense about the whole thing. About 10 minutes into it, she let out a killer loud never-ending fart and then I suppose she got all flustered and embarrassed over it, and somehow lost her footing and fell off the machine and got wedged in between my machine and hers? It took all my strength not to laugh hysterically. Luckily she wasn't hurt though... aside from her ego.

tears streaming down face over this:laugh:

Elizabeth_C34

I had a huge hole in my gym shorts and didn't realize it till a guy came up to me and told me. I had bright pink boyshorts on too.

emyback68

This is the funniest thread ever!

awadm

Can't even believe I'm sharing this...

The other day, I got off the elliptical (after about 50 minutes of working out on it) and started to walk down the stairs to go to the locker room. My knee totally buckled and I fell most of the way down the stairs on my butt. Pretty sure the entire gym stopped and stared before someone asked me if I fainted and fell down the stairs. Yupp, this is my life lol

kekl

This thread is just awesome! I have been laughing nonstop.

- I was watching "She's the man" in the gym's theatre while running on the treadmill, there is one scene where Amanda Bynes is having a bad dream of playing soccer in a dress and trips and falls... and I fell right with her, and smacked against the wall, in front of a ton of people.

- I ate a chipotle burrito for lunch, decided to run on the treadmill extremely fast, and out of nowhere, puked it up everywhere.... the treadmill... the floor... the woman next to me.... yeah, it was bad.

- I was in the locker room, in the corner, quietly minding my own business trying to get my clothes on and one of my college professors happened to go to that same gym and greeted me... topless... while I was also mostly naked. Couldn't look at her the same ever again.

kekl

(double post, sorry!)

emmamcblain

When I tried to look good in front of someone quite cute :') and step off the treadmill for a minute using the flat bits on the side, instead of stopping the whole machine. Did it happen? Nope! Didn't put my foot out far enough and went shooting backwards off the end. Safe to say, it wasn't the best look I've ever had...

DaniellePF

First kickboxing class EVER....We were doing a series of back kicks so we were bent over. I was wearing a new tank top and BOTH OF MY BOOBS WERE HANGING COMPLETELY OUT OF IT. I was not aware because I was concentrating so hard. that is, until the instructor yelled at me to "put them away!" into his microphone. The whole class saw my girls, thanks to his loud mouth and each wall being a mirror. There were approx. 20-30 people in attendance. :blushing:

MickeyEstes

bump so I can find this tomorrow

socialite1

bump

dckim

First kickboxing class EVER....We were doing a series of back kicks so we were bent over. I was wearing a new tank top and BOTH OF MY BOOBS WERE HANGING COMPLETELY OUT OF IT. I was not aware because I was concentrating so hard. that is, until the instructor yelled at me to "put them away!" into his microphone. The whole class saw my girls, thanks to his loud mouth and each wall being a mirror. There were approx. 20-30 people in attendance. :blushing:

nice... i recommend tata tamers by lululemon. my lady friend swears by it.

ps, i take cardio-kickbox 1-2/week. it's awesome!

MrObundles

I was about to dumbbell bench press and before I could rock back, I Pinched my junk with 85lbs dumbbells.