Most Embarrassing Gym Moment...

pinkgigi

During boxing class at my old gym, whenever they did skipping I could only do it a bit before and 'accident' was going to happen, and I'd go hide in the toilets until the skipping was over.

I've sweated so much in Bikram that my top becomes see-through and you can see my nips.

GG

MrsObundles

I wore a sweat suit to work out at a new gym. Apparently, I sweated profusely and made a puddle on the floor. Even though I cleaned up behind myself someone complained and the manager came to me and told me I couldn't wear the suits anymore.

MeMyCatsandI

This is the best thread ever! BUMP I need to calculate my calorie burn from laughing so hard.

Sul3i

Thanx everyone for sharing! :laugh:

blkmale67

Bump, LMAO

LeonaB17

Totally farted in yoga class. Not just a little, polite *poot* but a long, juicy fart with teeth. Ok and it STUNK like it had just rolled right past a turd. It was awful. I was on a juice cleanse and sometimes you don't have control and your farts just can't be trusted. I heard someone trying to suppress their giggles, another person said "gross" under their breath. Mortified and frozen in place, I didn't how to damage control this one. I finished class as best I could and then as soon as they went into final relaxation I immediately got up, ran out of the studio and never went back. When I got home I discovered that yes, I had *kitten* myself a little.

holy cow I just laughed sooo hard at this! Tears and snorts laughs!!

MrsObundles

one time at the gym (bally's) men's locker room, i saw a dude w/ full hard on lying face up on the bench. :sick: i turned around and never went back into that men's locker room again. nor did i renew my gym membership.

There was this one time at Bally's in the locker room where I was laying on a bench face up and I kept thinking about this lady who broke her vajayjay on the abductor machine. Anyways, some dude came in and saw me and got spooked, it was hilarious.

i'm sure bally's appreciates your candor.

Geeze, who the hell wrote that?

I don't care, that was hilarious!

grobbygru

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ProjectTae

Bump for later

LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo

It happened just 2 days ago while I was in the weight room lifting weights. Most of the time I'm the only woman there so I got accustomed with men staring at me whenever they see me lift heavy. But during that time, I noticed that these men were staring at me strangely as if they have never seen a woman before. It turned out that my shirt & bra were all soaked up with my sweat that my nipples were beginning to show underneath my clothes. :embarassed:

puggleperson

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puggleperson

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lacroyx

I don't have time to be embarrassing because I'm too busy being awesome in the gym.... lol ok well I been doing Zumba @ my YMCA and normally I'm fine however one time while the instructor was teaching us a new song routine I got my left and right mixed up and I ended bumping into a girl. it's a pretty big class about 30 peeps. 3 guys the rest are girls. thankfully she caught herself and didn't fall to the floor. I still go but I always try to show up early so I can claim my spot waaay in the back corner where I am least likely to knock someone over. If I am going to be bumping someone, I prefer it to be the wall instead of another Zumba classmate.

Going4Lean

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kpnuts23

i got onto a treadmill that wasnt being used but was still moving.. i didnt realise.. stepped on it and got flung into the corsstrainers behind... some idiot had left it on...

eatrunstretch

bumping for later! Saving this for laughter therapy during the holidays!

OSUloulou

You name....I've done it! Farted....check! Flung off the back of the treadmill...check! Fall on my face while wearing those rubber band thingies around my ankles....check! Walk into a piece of equipment cause I am not paying attention...check! Whack myself in the face with a medicine ball while doing wall balls....check! I am sure there are many more, but these were the most recent

Starieyes30

bump, haha

cartea01

My dad was running on the treadmill and his phone rang so he just stopped running to take the call...funny enough but the treadmill kept running....

Tippytoesk8er

I have 2 stories to share. The first happened way back in fourth grade gym class. Everyone had to climb up to the top of the long ropes dangling from the gym ceiling, and when it was my turn, the effort of climbing caused the zipper and clasp on my pants to undo themselves. So there I was, dangling above 28 of my classmates with my pants hanging around my ankles.

The second is much more recent, and didn't happen in the gym, but it's too hilarious to not share. I used to have an old washing machine that sometimes didn't rinse out all the laundry soap from the seams of my running shorts. It started raining one day during a run, and the rain, plus the friction of my thighs rubbing together generated a prodigious amount of lather that appeared to be coming from my v-jayjay. I was far from home, so I had a long way to run on a busy road with all these suds flying from my crotch. It took me forever to figure out what caused it.

dianemhughes

I have 2 stories to share. The first happened way back in fourth grade gym class. Everyone had to climb up to the top of the long ropes dangling from the gym ceiling, and when it was my turn, the effort of climbing caused the zipper and clasp on my pants to undo themselves. So there I was, dangling above 28 of my classmates with my pants hanging around my ankles.

The second is much more recent, and didn't happen in the gym, but it's too hilarious to not share. I used to have an old washing machine that sometimes didn't rinse out all the laundry soap from the seams of my running shorts. It started raining one day during a run, and the rain, plus the friction of my thighs rubbing together generated a prodigious amount of lather that appeared to be coming from my v-jayjay. I was far from home, so I had a long way to run on a busy road with all these suds flying from my crotch. It took me forever to figure out what caused it.

Seriously. I laughed so hard. I had to read this one outloud at work!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

CALake

I had a wardrobe malfunction in the pool swimming laps. Apparently the material is getting really stretchy with wear and the front of my suit was totally out of place.

DaniellePF

The second is much more recent, and didn't happen in the gym, but it's too hilarious to not share. I used to have an old washing machine that sometimes didn't rinse out all the laundry soap from the seams of my running shorts. It started raining one day during a run, and the rain, plus the friction of my thighs rubbing together generated a prodigious amount of lather that appeared to be coming from my v-jayjay. I was far from home, so I had a long way to run on a busy road with all these suds flying from my crotch. It took me forever to figure out what caused it.

Dude, this is awesome.........LMBO!

wish21

This is CLASSIC:laugh:

ProjectTae

LOL, something similar happened to me but at the beach, and I didn't even notice until some random guy was calling me over, and my sis pointed out that my suit had readjusted itself :blushing:

tuffytuffy1

LMAO, these are hysterical! I tripped and fell off the treadmill recently, that was super embarrassing. And my trainer had me doing the "Michael Jackson" the other day, MORTIFYING, where I had a medicine ball over my head that I had to thrust forward while also thrusting my hips forward. He was like, "No one is watching, you're in a room all by yourself." Yeah, right, it was crowded and lunch time. I don't want to do that again, lol

Mia_RagazzaTosta

Totally farted in yoga class. Not just a little, polite *poot* but a long, juicy fart with teeth. Ok and it STUNK like it had just rolled right past a turd. It was awful. I was on a juice cleanse and sometimes you don't have control and your farts just can't be trusted. I heard someone trying to suppress their giggles, another person said "gross" under their breath. Mortified and frozen in place, I didn't how to damage control this one. I finished class as best I could and then as soon as they went into final relaxation I immediately got up, ran out of the studio and never went back. When I got home I discovered that yes, I had *kitten* myself a little.

I literally LTIC...laughed til I cried :laugh:

tuffytuffy1

Totally farted in yoga class. Not just a little, polite *poot* but a long, juicy fart with teeth. Ok and it STUNK like it had just rolled right past a turd. It was awful. I was on a juice cleanse and sometimes you don't have control and your farts just can't be trusted. I heard someone trying to suppress their giggles, another person said "gross" under their breath. Mortified and frozen in place, I didn't how to damage control this one. I finished class as best I could and then as soon as they went into final relaxation I immediately got up, ran out of the studio and never went back. When I got home I discovered that yes, I had *kitten* myself a little.

I literally LTIC...laughed til I cried :laugh:

That is the BEST! LMFAO!

fromnebraska

I have 2 stories to share. The first happened way back in fourth grade gym class. Everyone had to climb up to the top of the long ropes dangling from the gym ceiling, and when it was my turn, the effort of climbing caused the zipper and clasp on my pants to undo themselves. So there I was, dangling above 28 of my classmates with my pants hanging around my ankles.

The second is much more recent, and didn't happen in the gym, but it's too hilarious to not share. I used to have an old washing machine that sometimes didn't rinse out all the laundry soap from the seams of my running shorts. It started raining one day during a run, and the rain, plus the friction of my thighs rubbing together generated a prodigious amount of lather that appeared to be coming from my v-jayjay. I was far from home, so I had a long way to run on a busy road with all these suds flying from my crotch. It took me forever to figure out what caused it.

Seriously. I laughed so hard. I had to read this one outloud at work!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I was laughing so hard that I had to read it out loud at work too!

PrincessMissDee

Totally farted in yoga class. Not just a little, polite *poot* but a long, juicy fart with teeth. Ok and it STUNK like it had just rolled right past a turd. It was awful. I was on a juice cleanse and sometimes you don't have control and your farts just can't be trusted. I heard someone trying to suppress their giggles, another person said "gross" under their breath. Mortified and frozen in place, I didn't how to damage control this one. I finished class as best I could and then as soon as they went into final relaxation I immediately got up, ran out of the studio and never went back. When I got home I discovered that yes, I had *kitten* myself a little.

Amazing! I can't get past this one! I farted in yoga once, but NOTHING like this. You win, hands down.