Free Therapy: Another Open Letter!

TamTastic

Dear Tami,

I didn't mean to single you out in my post. My response was meant for a larger audience. I apologize.

Max

OK, thank you.

Is there a catch??? :huh:

No catch. It was wrong for me to respond like that so it looked like I was singling you out. Your post just happened to be the most recent when I responded. You know I think the world of you, Tami Tush. You're a pretty good egg.

OK. Well, thank you again. Are you afraid of me?? :laugh:

Well, yes. Always have been. Since Day 1. But I still think you're ok.

Why would you ever been afraid of me??????:huh:

Your cleavage :blushing:

Oh!! Figures!! I thought it was my charming personality and sharp wit (and tongue!)

TamTastic

I just had some roasted red pepper hummus.

I am in a much calmer and happier state.

Heck at this point, I might even make out with Max!! :laugh:

TROUBLE2

Oh!! Figures!! I thought it was my charming personality and sharp wit (and tongue!)

for me its a combination of your Tongue AND your Cleavage... :blushing:

Dave198lbs

I just had some roasted red pepper hummus.

I am in a much calmer and happier state.

Heck at this point, I might even make out with Max!! :laugh:

and the day was going so well........nothing against Sir Maxalot....but there is only so much my warped imagination can handle:laugh:

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Mireille

good...and let peace rain on the plain

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

nothing like a classical education:laugh:

Is it weird that I have thought of naming a girl Eliza because of that movie?? :blushing:

I'm a good girl, I am!

I knew it!!

Shannon023

good...and let peace rain on the plain

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

nothing like a classical education:laugh:

Is it weird that I have thought of naming a girl Eliza because of that movie?? :blushing:

I'm a good girl, I am!

I knew it!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Mireille

Dear daughter,

Please stop asking me what is for dinner. It's the same thing I told you that was baking in the oven 1 hour ago. I'm not going to make a complete meal and decide to change my mind when it is done.

Thank you,
Mommy

TamTastic

Oh!! Figures!! I thought it was my charming personality and sharp wit (and tongue!)

for me its a combination of your Tongue AND your Cleavage... :blushing:

OHHHHHHHHHHHH, Gotcha!!!!!! :blushing:

TamTastic

I just had some roasted red pepper hummus.

I am in a much calmer and happier state.

Heck at this point, I might even make out with Max!! :laugh:

and the day was going so well........nothing against Sir Maxalot....but there is only so much my warped imagination can handle:laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Sorry about that Dave!!!!

heather0mc

good...and let peace rain on the plain

If we all ate hummus, the world would be a better place!

you take the east coast I'll take the west coast and we can meet in godforsaken Inidana or somewhere :laugh:

Or Godforsaken TEXAS!! :laugh:

*ducks and runs from all the Texans!*:devil:

EASY!!!! people have guns here...:noway:

TamTastic

good...and let peace rain on the plain

If we all ate hummus, the world would be a better place!

you take the east coast I'll take the west coast and we can meet in godforsaken Inidana or somewhere :laugh:

Or Godforsaken TEXAS!! :laugh:

*ducks and runs from all the Texans!*:devil:

EASY!!!! people have guns here...:noway:

Whoops sorry!!

Dear Texans,

I apologize for saying anything bad about your state. I have never been and it is unfair of me to judge until I HAVE been. Once I do, THEN I will have the right to call it Godforsaken!!! :laugh: Until then, I shall keep my mouth shut and just enjoy you people!!


Don't shoot, don't shoot!!!!!! :flowerforyou:

Signed,

TamTastic! :bigsmile:

Dave198lbs

good...and let peace rain on the plain

If we all ate hummus, the world would be a better place!

you take the east coast I'll take the west coast and we can meet in godforsaken Inidana or somewhere :laugh:

Or Godforsaken TEXAS!! :laugh:

*ducks and runs from all the Texans!*:devil:

EASY!!!! people have guns here...:noway:

Whoops sorry!!

Dear Texans,

I apologize for saying anything bad about your state. I have never been and it is unfair of me to judge until I HAVE been. Once I do, THEN I will have the right to call it Godforsaken!!! :laugh: Until then, I shall keep my mouth shut and just enjoy you people!!


Don't shoot, don't shoot!!!!!! :flowerforyou:

Signed,

TamTastic! :bigsmile:

those therapy letters really really do work....keep em comin

heather0mc

dear texas haters:

no worries. i never in a million years thought i would end up here after being born in NYC and growing up in a small AZ town. but here i am almost 12 years later still refusing to say y'all or fixinto. i did, however, purchase a straw coyboy style hat - but it was for a costume party and i bought it at old navy so it doesnt count!

p.s. i dont have a gun...

p.s.s i am located in the middle, so COME VISIT! :flowerforyou:

sincerely,

non-naitive texan

TamTastic

dear texas haters:

no worries. i never in a million years thought i would end up here after being born in NYC and growing up in a small AZ town. but here i am almost 12 years later still refusing to say y'all or fixinto. i did, however, purchase a straw coyboy style hat - but it was for a costume party and i bought it at old navy so it doesnt count!

p.s. i dont have a gun...

p.s.s i am located in the middle, so COME VISIT! :flowerforyou:

sincerely,

non-naitive texan

WOOOHOOO!! You're on!!!! :drinker:

ttoombs

Dear dumb ***** in Skagit Valley and Snohomish County:
There is no reason that the police should have to confiscate over 200 purebred puppies in one day. Puppy Mills are one of the worst things on this planet and I can not understand anyone that supports a puppy mill. The dogs are in tiny cages living in their own feces completely robotic becuase they have never had human love. Dogs and cats are human animals and deserve to be loved. Most dogs that are bred have been at puppy mills there whole lives and have never even been hugged by a human, they get shelter shock and go insane sometimes eating off thier own limbs. How can you live in the same house as these poor helpless puppies that you force to have sex with eachother just to make a profit? Some people have no feelings for animals and quite frankly I wish I could meet you so I could shoot you, more so make you be in the most unbelievable pain of your life, stick you in a cage no bigger then a bathtub and walk past you everyday while you **** yourself and I don't care. People that support or run puppy mills need to be killed and I have never hated an industry so much, except maybe the meat industry but that is a whole other story.
PUPPY MILLS SUCK AND SO DO THE PEOPLE THAT SUPPORT/RUN THEM
go get shot then the world would be a better place
thanks



Amen!! I love animals, in fact my Terrier mix was rescued along with her 4 brothers. I live outside of town and ever since the economy has gone down I see quite a few animals dropped off. I try to catch what I can and take them to the adoption shelter. It just makes me mad when people do that. :mad:
They can at least take them to the shelter themselves instead of letting the little ones get eaten by wild animals or starve.

ttoombs

Dear dumb ***** in Skagit Valley and Snohomish County:
There is no reason that the police should have to confiscate over 200 purebred puppies in one day. Puppy Mills are one of the worst things on this planet and I can not understand anyone that supports a puppy mill. The dogs are in tiny cages living in their own feces completely robotic becuase they have never had human love. Dogs and cats are human animals and deserve to be loved. Most dogs that are bred have been at puppy mills there whole lives and have never even been hugged by a human, they get shelter shock and go insane sometimes eating off thier own limbs. How can you live in the same house as these poor helpless puppies that you force to have sex with eachother just to make a profit? Some people have no feelings for animals and quite frankly I wish I could meet you so I could shoot you, more so make you be in the most unbelievable pain of your life, stick you in a cage no bigger then a bathtub and walk past you everyday while you **** yourself and I don't care. People that support or run puppy mills need to be killed and I have never hated an industry so much, except maybe the meat industry but that is a whole other story.
PUPPY MILLS SUCK AND SO DO THE PEOPLE THAT SUPPORT/RUN THEM
go get shot then the world would be a better place
thanks

ttoombs

Amen!! I love animals, in fact my Terrier mix was rescued along with her 4 brothers. I live outside of town and ever since the economy has gone down I see quite a few animals dropped off. I try to catch what I can and take them to the adoption shelter. It just makes me mad when people do that. :mad:
They can at least take them to the shelter themselves instead of letting the little ones get eaten by wild animals or starve.

tashjs21

good...and let peace rain on the plain

If we all ate hummus, the world would be a better place!

you take the east coast I'll take the west coast and we can meet in godforsaken Inidana or somewhere :laugh:

Or Godforsaken TEXAS!! :laugh:

*ducks and runs from all the Texans!*:devil:

EASY!!!! people have guns here...:noway:

Whoops sorry!!

Dear Texans,

I apologize for saying anything bad about your state. I have never been and it is unfair of me to judge until I HAVE been. Once I do, THEN I will have the right to call it Godforsaken!!! :laugh: Until then, I shall keep my mouth shut and just enjoy you people!!


Don't shoot, don't shoot!!!!!! :flowerforyou:

Signed,

TamTastic! :bigsmile:

(and good job on taking the advice about Max shooting stuff :laugh: )

TamTastic

good...and let peace rain on the plain

If we all ate hummus, the world would be a better place!

you take the east coast I'll take the west coast and we can meet in godforsaken Inidana or somewhere :laugh:

Or Godforsaken TEXAS!! :laugh:

*ducks and runs from all the Texans!*:devil:

EASY!!!! people have guns here...:noway:

Whoops sorry!!

Dear Texans,

I apologize for saying anything bad about your state. I have never been and it is unfair of me to judge until I HAVE been. Once I do, THEN I will have the right to call it Godforsaken!!! :laugh: Until then, I shall keep my mouth shut and just enjoy you people!!


Don't shoot, don't shoot!!!!!! :flowerforyou:

Signed,

TamTastic! :bigsmile:

(and good job on taking the advice about Max shooting stuff :laugh: )

Well he's dangerous with fire, I can only imagine what he's like with a firearm!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

lynniejones

Dear people next door at the hotel.
You are not the only people at the hotel. I hope you pipe down before bedtime.
Signed,
Your grumpy temporary neighbor

tashjs21

Dear people next door at the hotel.
You are not the only people at the hotel. I hope you pipe down before bedtime.
Signed,
Your grumpy temporary neighbor

:blushing: Sorry. It's my "vacation" :laugh:

lynniejones

Dear people next door at the hotel.
You are not the only people at the hotel. I hope you pipe down before bedtime.
Signed,
Your grumpy temporary neighbor

:blushing: Sorry. It's my "vacation" :laugh:

I thought I heard the sounds of handcuffs being snapped shut. Now I know.

TamTastic

Dear people next door at the hotel.
You are not the only people at the hotel. I hope you pipe down before bedtime.
Signed,
Your grumpy temporary neighbor

:blushing: Sorry. It's my "vacation" :laugh:

I thought I heard the sounds of handcuffs being snapped shut. Now I know.

Dang! Nat, I told you we should have used the ones with fur on them. Not so noisy!! :laugh: :laugh:

lynniejones

Dear Octo-mom.

I hope your fifteen minutes expires soon. Every time I hear Octo-mom I get a visual of Ursula the Sea Witch from The Little Mermaid with your ugly puffy -lipped face super-imposed on. Plus, you have 14 kids, shouldn't you be known by another name.. I googled it, I think 14 would be tetradecagon mom. (AKA, that dumbass lady who squirted kids out like puppies and I am tired of hearing about, that's what I call you.)

Signed, happy with 2 kids

P.S. When you go away take Dr. Phil and Gloria Allred and Nancy Grace with you. Thanks!

arewethereyet

Dear Body,

Please allow a few of the pounds taking up residence here to go on their merry way. I feed you well, I take you jogging and try all sorts of new exercises, but you still hold on for dear life.

I promise I will continue to eat good foods and not make you starve to death, if you will just allow a small movement on the scale.

Thanks,

The Poor Soul Living Inside

CassieNic

Dear Husband,

For the love of god, stop throwing your nasty orange q-tips AT the trash can, please throw them IN the trash can. Thanks.

Your wife. NOT maid.

TudorRose

Dear Self;
For the love of god, go to BED. It's already 11 and you need to be at work at 6. And you know you won't have time for a nap afterwards, because you have a driving lesson. Your test is on FRIDAY. You want to fail? Or get fired? No? GO TO SLEEP!
The sensible part of you whom you tend to ignore

Phoenix_Rising

Dear Husband,

I'm glad you've seen the light and are making substantial changes.
I'm sorry it took you mistreating and taking me for granted for more than 7 years (of our 11 together) to realize how great I really am.
I'm sorry I have nothing left to give. I gave you everything I had and now there is nothing left inside. No hope. No more chances. No love. Just ambivalent silence.
Please leave. I need my space.
I'm glad you are on your way to being a better person. You will now be able to make some other woman a very happy wife.
I would say how I wished you could have changed like this before now because it would have made all the difference in the world, but I'm tired of 'wishing' and I'm tired of living in the past.
My future is today. And I will be happy on my own.

Signed,
Your Empty Wife

livefree

Dear People Who Can't Deal with My New Hair,

I understand that I have always had blond hair and that some of you can't deal with my choice to go brunette. I had no idea you all were so attached what color MY hair is. I merely did it because I've always wanted dark hair NOT to cause you emotional upset. While I want to say to you "Get a Life" I'll refrain and simply say if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all. If I hear you announce one more time "Oh you changed your hair" (as if I don't know) with that regretful look on your face I may stay brunette forever and just think how much your therapy bills will be then.

Yours Truly,

A FABULOUS brunette bombshell