Free Therapy: Another Open Letter!

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  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    I have a ukelele.:bigsmile:
    You have a ukelele?? IS that what you use for guitar hero???:laugh: :laugh:

    No silly. That's what I use for "Ukelele Hero"

    It's the latest craze, ya dig?:smokin:

    I personally like Banjo Hero. I get down with my bad self.

    We are two cool cats. Play that funky music white girl.
  • lynniejones
    lynniejones Posts: 1,291 Member
    or maybe GET your minds out of the you-know-where..

    Baby my mind STAYS you know where, it's called going to my happy place, mkay?
    You have that place too??? Wow, we have SO much in common!!! :laugh:

    Yah, but my happy place doesn't involve furry handcuffs. HA!
  • yellow_pepper
    yellow_pepper Posts: 708 Member
    We are two cool cats. Play that funky music white girl.

    :laugh:
  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
    I have a ukelele.:bigsmile:
    You have a ukelele?? IS that what you use for guitar hero???:laugh: :laugh:

    No silly. That's what I use for "Ukelele Hero"

    It's the latest craze, ya dig?:smokin:

    I personally like Banjo Hero. I get down with my bad self.

    We are two cool cats. Play that funky music white girl.

    banjo.gif
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    or maybe GET your minds out of the you-know-where..

    Baby my mind STAYS you know where, it's called going to my happy place, mkay?
    You have that place too??? Wow, we have SO much in common!!! :laugh:

    Yah, but my happy place doesn't involve furry handcuffs. HA!
    hush.gif

    :laugh:
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    or maybe GET your minds out of the you-know-where..

    Baby my mind STAYS you know where, it's called going to my happy place, mkay?
    You have that place too??? Wow, we have SO much in common!!! :laugh:

    Yah, but my happy place doesn't involve furry handcuffs. HA!

    lynnie........and to come full circle, you have that little fluffly dog who humps the big dog.....or ankles...its Happy Place.
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    We are two cool cats. Play that funky music white girl.

    :laugh:

    :smokin:

    We have room for one more. Can you play a cowbell?:bigsmile:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    We are two cool cats. Play that funky music white girl.

    :laugh:

    :smokin:

    We have room for one more. Can you play a cowbell?:bigsmile:

    Oh, no you di-int!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I'm good with a kazoo!!
  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
    We are two cool cats. Play that funky music white girl.

    :laugh:

    :smokin:

    We have room for one more. Can you play a cowbell?:bigsmile:

    I demand more.
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    I have a ukelele.:bigsmile:
    You have a ukelele?? IS that what you use for guitar hero???:laugh: :laugh:

    No silly. That's what I use for "Ukelele Hero"

    It's the latest craze, ya dig?:smokin:

    I personally like Banjo Hero. I get down with my bad self.

    We are two cool cats. Play that funky music white girl.

    banjo.gif

    That must be you because I would never wear green overalls. Oh the horror.:noway:

    :laugh:
  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member


    That must be you because I would never wear green overalls. Oh the horror.:noway:

    :laugh:

    My purple ones were dirty. :embarassed:
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    waiting for Marla's dancing cow with cowbell.....(**with squinted eyes**)
  • lynniejones
    lynniejones Posts: 1,291 Member
    I'll play the spoons.
  • FitnessGeek
    FitnessGeek Posts: 487
    To My Wonderful Dog, Kay:
    I would like to thank you for helping me open all my mail today. It was really great to get home and find the pieces of my yoga mat all over the floor as well as the box and instructions for my brand-new heart rate monitor. I know that you are very excited about fitness, so excited that you just eat it right up.
    I would also like to thank you for then returning the eaten pieces of my yoga mat to me by vomiting all over the floor. It was such a lovely shade of yellow and smelled like freshly mangled roadkill.
    I really just don't know what I would do without you and your excitement over my new toys.

    Signed- your loving mother (you know, the human who feeds you)

    Kay1004.jpg
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Wow, talented bunch here!!

    Anyone good with their armpit??
  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
    Wow, talented bunch here!!

    Anyone good with their armpit??

    Ummm...pre-puberty I could rock it out. Now, not so much. :laugh:
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    I'll play the spoons.
    spooning leads to forking
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    cowbells.gif

    :laugh:
  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
    To My Wonderful Dog, Kay:
    I would like to thank you for helping me open all my mail today. It was really great to get home and find the pieces of my yoga mat all over the floor as well as the box and instructions for my brand-new heart rate monitor. I know that you are very excited about fitness, so excited that you just eat it right up.
    I would also like to thank you for then returning the eaten pieces of my yoga mat to me by vomiting all over the floor. It was such a lovely shade of yellow and smelled like freshly mangled roadkill.
    I really just don't know what I would do without you and your excitement over my new toys.

    Signed- your loving mother (you know, the human who feeds you)


    I have one of those types of dogs, too. Sorry for your surprise when you got home. :frown:
  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
    I'll play the spoons.
    spooning leads to forking

    Forking leads to the ankle biter smiley.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Wow, talented bunch here!!

    Anyone good with their armpit??

    Ummm...pre-puberty I could rock it out. Now, not so much. :laugh:
    Dang! We are missing out!!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    I'll play the spoons.
    spooning leads to forking

    Forking leads to the ankle biter smiley.
    And we're back to humping....

    :huh:
  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
    cowbells.gif

    :laugh:

    I said MORE!

    :laugh:

    Okay, for reals. I gotta go be mommy for awhile.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    I'll play the spoons.
    spooning leads to forking

    Forking leads to the ankle biter smiley.

    full circle
  • lynniejones
    lynniejones Posts: 1,291 Member
    I'll play the spoons.
    spooning leads to forking

    I typically spoon after being forked (oops!)
    I think we should stick a fork in this thread cause it's done, lol. I declare it officially hijacked. :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    I'll play the spoons.
    spooning leads to forking

    I typically spoon after being forked (oops!)
    I think we should stick a fork in this thread cause it's done, lol. I declare it officially hijacked. :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
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  • Marla64
    Marla64 Posts: 23,120 Member
    waiting for Marla's dancing cow with cowbell.....(**with squinted eyes**)

    As you wish, madam--

    cow-dancing.gif
  • Losing_It
    Losing_It Posts: 3,271 Member
    Marla...I love the cow!!! Reminds me of someone I know!!:laugh:
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    Dear Local Bomb Squad,

    Thank you for your dedication and hard work.
    Thank you for detonating the "suspicious package" outside my office building today.
    Thank you for doing this (by no choice of your own) at 5pm so I could stay on the clock for about a half hour watching and seeing the coolest thing ever from my bird's eye view on the 11th floor.
    But mostly, thank you for putting yourself in harm's way for the good of the public. :heart: :flowerforyou: :heart:

    Love,
    Your Local Citizen
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Dear Local Bomb Squad,

    Thank you for your dedication and hard work.
    Thank you for detonating the "suspicious package" outside my office building today.
    Thank you for doing this (by no choice of your own) at 5pm so I could stay on the clock for about a half hour watching and seeing the coolest thing ever from my bird's eye view on the 11th floor.
    But mostly, thank you for putting yourself in harm's way for the good of the public. :heart: :flowerforyou: :heart:

    Love,
    Your Local Citizen
    Wow! You witnessed this today?? Jeeze! Thank goodness no one was hurt!! :flowerforyou:
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