CONFESSION OF A TERRIBLE PARENT!!!

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  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    Sugar free is always an option.
    smiley-violent037.gif No. Absolutely not. That is just cruel and mean.
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
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    If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...
    9 kids, 1 stick.
    that's not FAIR!!

    then all the parents know which kid to bet on! 9 sticks! we have to even out our bloodsports.
    Perhaps I could have a gladiator-style tournament between the kids. They range in ages from 19 to 8. RAD!

    and now you have a party game.

    you are welcome.
    Let them watch the first season of spartacus first, you know, so they can get the action down right

    I would agree except for the softcore porn scenes. You could end up with kids doing stuff you really DON'T want to see them doing for another 15 years.
    true true, but better than any sex ed class I ever had... OK.. maybe spartacus is too "graphic"
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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    what ever happened to filling the pinata with candy cigarettes and little wax bottles of soda.... man, those were the days. we could don our shades and sit back copying our parents... :smokin:

    Oooh ooh... did you drink root beer just because it was called beer??

    well yeah, and I had to have it in a frosty mug too.... one time I even drank a ginger beer, only to find out that actually was beer cause I don't recall much of that night... I think that may have been when I fed the dog silly string

    I literally just snorted out loud.
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
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    If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...
    9 kids, 1 stick.
    that's not FAIR!!

    then all the parents know which kid to bet on! 9 sticks! we have to even out our bloodsports.
    Perhaps I could have a gladiator-style tournament between the kids. They range in ages from 19 to 8. RAD!

    and now you have a party game.

    you are welcome.
    Let them watch the first season of spartacus first, you know, so they can get the action down right

    I would agree except for the softcore porn scenes. You could end up with kids doing stuff you really DON'T want to see them doing for another 15 years.
    true true, but better than any sex ed class I ever had... OK.. maybe spartacus is too "graphic"

    Make them watch Enter the Dragon instead.
  • mcadams1
    mcadams1 Posts: 47
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    When we put my daughter's rat to sleep on Monday I took her out and bought a whole vegan maple pecan pie and a pint of So Delicious coconut ice cream.

    That was our dinner in mourning.

    I did tell her that it was bad to seek comfort in food* - except for this instance - because DAMN was that pie and ice cream comforting.


    *I put a therapist in her Christmas stocking, so she's good.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • beckyinma
    beckyinma Posts: 1,433 Member
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    i vote you fill it with chocolate nips and forget about the kids.. give the adults the sticks.. :)
  • MrsJackieH
    MrsJackieH Posts: 151 Member
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    The kids need variety in their diet. Just chocolate isn't good enough. They need items like skittles and licorice. Shame on you.

    Licorice is my weakness, and once again it wants to break me hahaha
  • AmyJo54915
    AmyJo54915 Posts: 103
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    Have you thought about small bottles of liquor? That would ensure all of them being in bed when Santa comes...
  • krazyforyou
    krazyforyou Posts: 1,428 Member
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    Your not fooling me old man. For the kids, yeah right. Bet that bags empty already.
  • Laura_Ivy
    Laura_Ivy Posts: 555 Member
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    Have you thought about small bottles of liquor? That would ensure all of them being in bed when Santa comes...

    or perhaps a benadryl cocktail? :laugh: :laugh:
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
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    Fill it with Dollar Tree sandwich bags filled with HCG drops and make it rain.
  • jend114
    jend114 Posts: 1,058 Member
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    this thread is hilarious!
  • ProjectTae
    ProjectTae Posts: 461 Member
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    Fruit in a Pinata? Is that even safe?
    Oh no that 1lbs grape fruit took down little susy!
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
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    Fruit in a Pinata? Is that even safe?
    Oh no that 1lbs grape fruit took down little susy!

    Could be worse, could be durian
  • tadbiggs
    tadbiggs Posts: 77
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    You could be like my father and uncle and fill it with jello. That will give them quite a surprise. Substitute the jello with vanilla yogurt and fruit :)
  • judith3
    judith3 Posts: 296 Member
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    I hated when pinatas had fruit in them :grumble: but for some reason my family always thought this was acceptable! :huh:

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