HOW SHOULD I TAKE THIS?!?!?!

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  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Tell her thank you very much and regift it to someone who enjoys eating at that particular pizza joint.

    What she doesn't know, won't hurt her.
    I don't know. Can she track who used it?
  • batgirlsusu
    batgirlsusu Posts: 5 Member
    maybe she got it from someone else and regifted it to you and didn't think about you trying to lose weight. :/
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Buy the pizza and throw it at your boss.
    Now THAT would make a statement.

    Clearly, she must learn.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    PS. If they have thin crust pizza I would opt for that!!!! With spinach and feta.
    Spinach is dangerous, what with the fecal ecoli and stuff.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    maybe she got it from someone else and regifted it to you and didn't think about you trying to lose weight. :/
    I don't know. Isn't everyone trying to lose weight?
  • Banks01
    Banks01 Posts: 945 Member
    Eat half the 5 cheese and tomato and half a mixed leaf salad. Then the other half the next day

    I love that pizza.

    Oh and don't declaw your cat?
  • Um. Say thank you and treat yourself. You sound incredibly paranoid. It is just a gift for the holidays. If you don't want it, toss it. It isn't a big deal, seriously. Creating this post was a pretty big attention seeking mannerism. I mean really - OH MY GOD, MY MANAGER BOUGHT ME A GIFT!!! HOW AWFUL!!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO, SHE IS TRYING TO RUIN MEEEEEEE.

    Seriously?
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    MUHUHAHA

    More serious-camp posters.


    AWESOME
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    Um. Say thank you and treat yourself. You sound incredibly paranoid. It is just a gift for the holidays. If you don't want it, toss it. It isn't a big deal, seriously. Creating this post was a pretty big attention seeking mannerism. I mean really - OH MY GOD, MY MANAGER BOUGHT ME A GIFT!!! HOW AWFUL!!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO, SHE IS TRYING TO RUIN MEEEEEEE.

    Seriously?

    New name: Gordotheattentionwhore....kind of has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    MUHUHAHA

    More serious-camp posters.


    AWESOME
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  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Does every state have a Pizza Kitchen?
  • Um. Say thank you and treat yourself. You sound incredibly paranoid. It is just a gift for the holidays. If you don't want it, toss it. It isn't a big deal, seriously. Creating this post was a pretty big attention seeking mannerism. I mean really - OH MY GOD, MY MANAGER BOUGHT ME A GIFT!!! HOW AWFUL!!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO, SHE IS TRYING TO RUIN MEEEEEEE.

    Seriously?

    New name: Gordotheattentionwhore....kind of has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

    LMAO
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Um. Say thank you and treat yourself. You sound incredibly paranoid. It is just a gift for the holidays. If you don't want it, toss it. It isn't a big deal, seriously. Creating this post was a pretty big attention seeking mannerism. I mean really - OH MY GOD, MY MANAGER BOUGHT ME A GIFT!!! HOW AWFUL!!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO, SHE IS TRYING TO RUIN MEEEEEEE.

    Seriously?
    Yes, VERY SERIOUS.
  • yvonnej1
    yvonnej1 Posts: 904 Member
    OMG seriously?? I can't believe this is still going, that people don't even bother to read any of the other replies before they post. The serious thread camp must be full to overflowing, far more space in the sarcasm camp :smokin:
  • Um. Say thank you and treat yourself. You sound incredibly paranoid. It is just a gift for the holidays. If you don't want it, toss it. It isn't a big deal, seriously. Creating this post was a pretty big attention seeking mannerism. I mean really - OH MY GOD, MY MANAGER BOUGHT ME A GIFT!!! HOW AWFUL!!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO, SHE IS TRYING TO RUIN MEEEEEEE.

    Seriously?
    Yes, VERY SERIOUS.

    Bored now. Going to go lose some more weight. lol.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Um. Say thank you and treat yourself. You sound incredibly paranoid. It is just a gift for the holidays. If you don't want it, toss it. It isn't a big deal, seriously. Creating this post was a pretty big attention seeking mannerism. I mean really - OH MY GOD, MY MANAGER BOUGHT ME A GIFT!!! HOW AWFUL!!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO, SHE IS TRYING TO RUIN MEEEEEEE.

    Seriously?
    Yes, VERY SERIOUS.

    Bored now. Going to go lose some more weight. lol.
    NO! SERIOUS BUSINESS HERE! LIFE AND DEATH!
  • ashlenz
    ashlenz Posts: 20 Member
    Just say to her, " I appreciate the thought but i actually don't eat pizza." That way you walk away feeling empowered. She's just insecure and realizes that you are doing what she wishes she could. Keep on going! great job on your weight loss :)
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    PS. If they have thin crust pizza I would opt for that!!!! With spinach and feta.
    Spinach is dangerous, what with the fecal ecoli and stuff.

    and all the feelings veggies have. gah have you no respect for the feelings of veggies?
  • I don't see why she'd be sabotaging you. You have yet to state just what makes you think she'd go that far to wreck all your hard work. I mean I'm not saying that she isn't doing it---I don't read minds.. but from the little bit of information, it sounds like nothing more than a gift. I've never eaten at California Pizza Kitchen, but I heard from others online that it's super tasty. Maybe she just wants to spread the yummy goodness. And if she IS trying to sabotage you....well then damn her dark heart!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Just say to her, " I appreciate the thought but i actually don't eat pizza." That way you walk away feeling empowered. She's just insecure and realizes that you are doing what she wishes she could. Keep on going! great job on your weight loss :)
    Should I kick her in the shins too?
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    PS. If they have thin crust pizza I would opt for that!!!! With spinach and feta.
    Spinach is dangerous, what with the fecal ecoli and stuff.
    and all the feelings veggies have. gah have you no respect for the feelings of veggies?
    :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    I've realized the solution: eat the Pizza, then immediately eat a brick of heroin.
  • TheBooBooStew
    TheBooBooStew Posts: 54 Member
    Sell it on Ebay.

    Or save it and give it to her for Boss's day!
    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • HollieDoodles
    HollieDoodles Posts: 678 Member
    No way! :noway: This is restraining order material at the very least! I guarantee you that if you go to the police with this info, they will call the FBI in and you and your family will be under protective custody in the blink of an eye! Chances are, they will relocate you and change your names and stuff.
    I hope you are taking this seriously! We value our MFPers and it would be a shame to lose you to this obvious act of life threatening sabotage!
    :noway: Watch your back, Gordo! :noway:
  • beccyleigh
    beccyleigh Posts: 846 Member
    I've realized the solution: eat the Pizza, then immediately eat a brick of heroin.

    we have a winner, heroin is a great weight loss tool.
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    She definitely wants to have sex with you, probably involving pizza
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Reading this thread has made me hungry. I want the pizza gift certificate!!!
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  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    No way! :noway: This is restraining order material at the very least! I guarantee you that if you go to the police with this info, they will call the FBI in and you and your family will be under protective custody in the blink of an eye! Chances are, they will relocate you and change your names and stuff.
    I hope you are taking this seriously! We value our MFPers and it would be a shame to lose you to this obvious act of life threatening sabotage!
    :noway: Watch your back, Gordo! :noway:
    Seriously... what would I do without my MFP family? THANK YOU!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    I've realized the solution: eat the Pizza, then immediately eat a brick of heroin.
    we have a winner, heroin is a great weight loss tool.
    Yes! I read that in a recent HCG thread.
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