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    • Posts: 4,437 Member
      She definitely wants to have sex with you, probably involving pizza
      Now, if I were interested and gave in, would I still be able to file a sexual harassment suit?
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      I've heard the broccoli has a very primitive nervous system and if you listen closely while cutting it or cooking it, that you can hear a tiny little scream
      As if it weren't bad enough, wanting to sabotage ME, now she's out to kill the poor broccoli! :angry:
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      Now, if I were interested and gave in, would I still be able to file a sexual harassment suit?

      only if you liked it!
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      As if it weren't bad enough, wanting to sabotage ME, now she's out to kill the poor broccoli! :angry:

      I bet she eats red meat too.
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      only if you liked it!
      And if I pretend that I didn't like it?
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      I bet she eats red meat too.
      Oh, these people and their animal-eating ways! HAS IT NO END?!?!?!?! :sad: :sad: :sad: :explode: :explode: :explode:
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      And if I pretend that I didn't like it?

      Then in that case, as long as you use some Windex, I think you'll be OK. As long as there are no breadsticks involved.
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      Then in that case, as long as you use some Windex, I think you'll be OK. As long as there are no breadsticks involved.
      (jotting notes) THANK YOU GUYS!
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      I've heard the broccoli has a very primitive nervous system and if you listen closely while cutting it or cooking it, that you can hear a tiny little scream
      I've heard that about carrots. Apparently if you drop carrots into boiling water you will hear them screaming "it's too hot, it's too hot". :cry:

      It must be true. I read it on a website once.
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      I've heard that about carrots. Apparently if you drop carrots into boiling water you will hear them screaming "it's too hot, it's too hot". :cry:

      It must be true. I read it on a website once.
      WILL NO ONE THIK OF THE POOR VEGGIES?! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
    • Posts: 15,228 Member
      Are we trying to roll this thread, Gordo??
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      Are we trying to roll this thread, Gordo??
      I don't understand. Are you offering me a roll?! SABOTEUR!
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      I don't understand. Are you offering me a roll?! SABOTEUR!
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      Are you calling me a fat Southern woman?!
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      Are you calling me a fat Southern woman?!

      LMAO!!! No... I'm the fat Southern woman, you NUT!!
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      If we aren't careful, this may end up in the recent forum posts list again, guys!
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      LMAO!!! No... I'm the fat Southern woman, you NUT!!
      f_shhh.gif Don't use the words "Nut" and "butter" within the same quote.
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      f_shhh.gif Don't use the words "Nut" and "butter" within the same quote.

      Ooops, don't tell the mods...

      Also, don't tell them about the senseless suffering of poor vegetables going on in this thread!
    • Posts: 2,684 Member
      My manager gave me a Christmas card with a gift card for California Pizza Kitchen in it.

      How should I take this?

      A) She's jealous of my weight loss, and wants to sabotage me, or
      B) Is setting me up to be a bad parent if I take my kid with me?

      What should I do?

      A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
      B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?

      You realize California Pizza has some healthy pizza choices. Granted it's for pinko liberal commie hippies to eat at...but...
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      You realize California Pizza has some healthy pizza choices. Granted it's for pinko liberal commie hippies to eat at...but...
      I WILL NOT SUPPORT THE COMMUNISTS! Thanks for the heads up. Probably smells like patchouli in there too...
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      I WILL NOT SUPPORT THE COMMUNISTS! Thanks for the heads up. Probably smells like patchouli in there too...

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      I WILL NOT SUPPORT THE COMMUNISTS! Thanks for the heads up. Probably smells like patchouli in there too...
      California Pizza is not a haven for communists. It is an evil, capitalist, imperialistic, greedy corporation that is intent on making every person obese by forcing them to eat unhealthy pizzas and evil chemicals. :angry:
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      FYI, Gordo, you would be able to still file sexual harassment AND you could log the calorie burn... It's an EXTRA huge burn if the pizza is really spicy.
    • Posts: 4,437 Member
      FYI, Gordo, you would be able to still file sexual harassment AND you could log the calorie burn... It's an EXTRA huge burn if the pizza is really spicy.
      Can I write off the toilet paper and moist towelettes as medical expenses?
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      My manager gave me a Christmas card with a gift card for California Pizza Kitchen in it.

      How should I take this?

      A) She's jealous of my weight loss, and wants to sabotage me, or
      B) Is setting me up to be a bad parent if I take my kid with me?

      What should I do?

      A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
      B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?
      Send me the card.


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      won't someone please answer my question????
      The answer is: neither. Vegans don't eat meat. :tongue:
    • Posts: 338 Member
      Maybe she's just bring nice because it's the holiday season. If you don't want it, donate it to a bum. I'm sure they would appreciate any food they can get.
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