HOW SHOULD I TAKE THIS?!?!?!

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  • sweetNsassy2584
    sweetNsassy2584 Posts: 515 Member
    Here's a novel idea! Get the hell over it!
  • Take it as just what it is....a GIFT.

    ^ this.

    I realize that there is a lot of fun happening with this thread and I'm cool with that. Assuming that you want a legit answer in my opinion I think you should just let go of it. If it's your boss being a **** then getting worked up about it is still giving them a sense of satisfaction. Then there is the far more probably chance that it was just an insincere gift and you shouldn't worry about it and get on with your day. Either way I'd say thank you and drop it.
  • mallorybriann
    mallorybriann Posts: 1,380 Member
    We all name ours, right...?
    What did you name yours? Oh, wait there's a thread for that...
    ;)
    You should totally stick it in your bosses woo woo! or is it a winker??
  • yvonnej1
    yvonnej1 Posts: 904 Member
    For anyone arriving late to the thread, I really need some help!!!

    My manager gave me a Christmas card with a gift card for California Pizza Kitchen in it.

    How should I take this?

    A) She's jealous of my weight loss, and wants to sabotage me, or
    B) Is setting me up to be a bad parent if I take my kid with me?

    What should I do?

    A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
    B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?

    would you like the bottle of red wine my boss gave me for Christmas to go with your pizza? that way I don't have to sue him for turning me alcoholic
  • tiggerbounce411
    tiggerbounce411 Posts: 401 Member
    You should totally stick it in your bosses woo woo! or is it a winker??
    Do you kiss your gynecologist with that mouth???

    She's a lesbian and HELL YES!

    AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • eillamarie
    eillamarie Posts: 862 Member
    For anyone arriving late to the thread, I really need some help!!!

    My manager gave me a Christmas card with a gift card for California Pizza Kitchen in it.

    How should I take this?

    A) She's jealous of my weight loss, and wants to sabotage me, or
    B) Is setting me up to be a bad parent if I take my kid with me?

    What should I do?

    A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
    B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?

    You're kidding me right? Either regift it or save it for a day when you have a massive pizza craving. No need to get bent out of shape. It's just a gift card to a restaurant. Not like your boss gave you a gift card to an orgy club. lol
  • SGT_Reg
    SGT_Reg Posts: 186 Member
    Eat the pizza with your family, thank your boss, and continue to do PT. Kidding right? The world is out to get you.
  • ymhand
    ymhand Posts: 188
    think you should A) Throw it in the trash spray with windex but then pull it out wipe it off and then B)Go get the pizza throw it in the trash spray it with windex then go thru the trash and find the piece with the least amount of windex and EAT IT!
    Or give it to a homeless person on the street (regift), eat with family, OR wash your windows and quit wasting your windex
  • sorry double posted..
  • So did your boss buy anyone else a gift card or just you? I personally wouldn't take it as something bad unless everyone else got something different or nothing at all- then maybe would think about it a little bit more. As for the gift card there are a ton of websites that you can swap them for a gift card somewhere you would like to go. I'm not sure which websites are the most reliable for that but maybe someone on this site has swapped them and can point you in the right direction. I think buying you something is genuinely thoughtful. I think that most bosses wouldnt spend the money on you just to sabotage you - maybe they just think that is a "healthy pizza place" compared to others? I don't know - either way its worth money so enjoy it and maybe you can buy yourself some new clothes for the weight you have lost with a traded gift card!
  • Laura_Ivy
    Laura_Ivy Posts: 555 Member
    I've never seen a fat junkie

    I have...and it ain't pretty:noway: :yawn: :laugh:
  • fjrandol
    fjrandol Posts: 437 Member
    For anyone arriving late to the thread, I really need some help!!!

    My manager gave me a Christmas card with a gift card for California Pizza Kitchen in it.

    How should I take this?

    A) She's jealous of my weight loss, and wants to sabotage me, or
    B) Is setting me up to be a bad parent if I take my kid with me?

    What should I do?

    A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
    B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?

    would you like the bottle of red wine my boss gave me for Christmas to go with your pizza? that way I don't have to sue him for turning me alcoholic

    I'll take the pizza and the wine, but if my boss asks I'm telling her it isn't my fault that I became a fat drunk.
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  • kmjenkins
    kmjenkins Posts: 396 Member
    I always get each of my employees a gift for Christmas and their birthday and usually resort to gift cards. Sometimes, it is very difficult to get an employee a gift that you feel they will like and or won't be taken the wrong way. It's not easy making everyone happy or know where everyone likes to shop, etc so restaurant gift cards are in my opinion easiest. So if I were you I would just take it as your boss appreciating you, and if you don't like the gift re-gift it, throw it away, or order a healthy option and enjoy lunch/dinner courtesy of your boss.

    Cheers!
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    *snicker*
    you said COOOTER!
    :laugh:
    THIS! I will not subject my child to seeing a boob.

    what about a cooter?
    cooter.jpg:laugh:

    damn, I was just going to post a pic of him... YOU BEAT ME!
    You snooze, you lose. :laugh:
  • yvonnej1
    yvonnej1 Posts: 904 Member
    It's just a gift card to a restaurant. Not like your boss gave you a gift card to an orgy club. lol

    A gift card to an orgy club huh.......could be onto something :wink:
  • krazyforyou
    krazyforyou Posts: 1,428 Member
    ExelGordo no one gives a damn about your stupid pizza. There are so many more important things to worry about, like chest hair or no! !!!!:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • maidentl
    maidentl Posts: 3,203 Member
    Still laughing at the people who obviously can't be bothered to read any of the responses and charge in with their misplaced righteous indignation. What I DON'T understand are the people who claim to have read all of the responses and still don't get it. I just don't see how it's possible. But I'm laughing at them too. :laugh:
  • Helenatrandom
    Helenatrandom Posts: 1,166 Member
    Over 20 pages and continuation of topic? :noway:
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    I've never seen a fat junkie

    I have...and it ain't pretty:noway: :yawn: :laugh:

    He was obviously new to the game, just like many of the posters on this ROLLED thread of ridiculousness :-)
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    There are obviously two kinds in this thread... those who are righteously indignant... and those who like to eat pizza (or play with Windex, whichever you prefer).
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Take it as just what it is....a GIFT.

    ^ this.

    I realize that there is a lot of fun happening with this thread and I'm cool with that. Assuming that you want a legit answer in my opinion I think you should just let go of it. If it's your boss being a **** then getting worked up about it is still giving them a sense of satisfaction. Then there is the far more probably chance that it was just an insincere gift and you shouldn't worry about it and get on with your day. Either way I'd say thank you and drop it.
    An insincere gift of fattening food? Definitely throw the pizza at her. Then some holy water.

    Then kiss O's gyno.
  • suzieduh
    suzieduh Posts: 196 Member
    better yet, give the gift card to me. I like pizza, I like it even more when its free
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    It's just a gift card to a restaurant. Not like your boss gave you a gift card to an orgy club. lol

    A gift card to an orgy club huh.......could be onto something :wink:

    This is what I'm giving all my employees for Christmas next year. Plus a case of windex.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    There are obviously two kinds in this thread... those who are righteously indignant... and those who like to eat pizza (or play with Windex, whichever you prefer).
    I'm a third type. I like to drink windex and play with pizza. They make great frisbees. And if you cut notches into the edge of the pizza and wait until they go stale; they make a great Ninja throwing star.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    There are obviously two kinds in this thread... those who are righteously indignant... and those who like to eat pizza (or play with Windex, whichever you prefer).
    I'm a third type. I like to drink windex and play with pizza. They make great frisbees. And if you cut notches into the edge of the pizza and wait until they go stale; they make a great Ninja throwing star.

    Pizza has so many wonderful uses. I want the card if you don't, Gordo!! After all, you are probably full from all that Taco Bell.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    This still chaps my hide.
  • beccyleigh
    beccyleigh Posts: 846 Member
    just punch her in the face & be done with it.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Just make sure you don't forget her on National Boss' Day! :tongue:
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    And why is this thread back in my list? Don't we have another member of Gordo's family/friends/coworkers/etc that we can rag on for sabotaging him?
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