What I've learned from the MFP forums

AmberJslimsAWAY

Don't talk about what you don't like other people to wear,
Don't get into a discussion about calories, and whether or not certain calories are magically different than others
Bananas are vegetables
Batman is not a super hero.

What have you learned??

hbrittingham

You shouldn't wear makeup to the gym.
You SHOULD wear makeup to the gym.

You don't criticize what people are doing at the gym.
You are supposed to laugh at the other people at the gym.

You don't have to count the calories in vegetables.

chelleymarie88

I really need to learn how to read.

AmberJslimsAWAY

oh! I forgot, potatos are NOT vegetables

chelleymarie88

Being naked at the gym isn't acceptable.

BeeElMarvin

*kitten* is a healthy part of your exercise routine.

shovav91

Eating before bed makes you fat
Eating carbs makes you fat
Eating too much protein makes you fat
Eating makes you fat. You know what? Let's all just stop eating.

PedmomJill

*kitten* is a healthy part of your exercise routine.

LMAO!

AmberJslimsAWAY

*kitten* is a healthy part of your exercise routine.

:laugh: :laugh:

pupcamper

There are lot of people out there with bizarre ideas on the best way to eat healthy & lose weight! I wish them all the very best of luck and look forward to reading the posts in 5 years time when they have lost 3lbs!

pupcamper

*kitten* is a healthy part of your exercise routine.

Should I log that and for how many calories??

capaxinfiniti

Cite the sources of your information
HCG diet is the devil
Cleaning does not count as exercise
People think it's funny when others fall down

AmberJslimsAWAY

There are lot of people out there with bizarre ideas on the best way to eat healthy & lose weight! I wish them all the very best of luck and look forward to reading the posts in 5 years time when they have lost 3lbs!

That's not something that you'e learned. psh!

angied80

A sense of humor should be one qualification to be a member of this site.

chelleymarie88

*kitten* is a healthy part of your exercise routine.

Should I log that and for how many calories??

I was just going to inquire that. You must speak fancy on MFP, or you will get flamed. >:(

angied80

Eating before bed makes you fat
Eating carbs makes you fat
Eating too much protein makes you fat
Eating makes you fat. You know what? Let's all just stop eating.

Eating period makes you fat?

AmberJslimsAWAY

And NEVER EVER make a joke.... for real people, this is serious

QueenJayJay

OP- I was "warned" about posting a topic like this. Be careful. :flowerforyou:

BeeElMarvin

*kitten* is a healthy part of your exercise routine.

Should I log that and for how many calories??

I think you have to wear a heart monitor to get an accurate reading. Not just a HRM, but a fancy 1 with the chest strao and everything - you know treat yourself nice, look hot in the mirror... maybe I've said too much.

AmberJslimsAWAY

OP- I was "warned" about posting a topic like this. Be careful. :flowerforyou:

*shrug* thought it would be nice to find out what we are actually learning on the forums.

michellelay

Eating before bed makes you fat
Eating carbs makes you fat
Eating too much protein makes you fat
Eating makes you fat. You know what? Let's all just stop eating.

LOL:laugh:

hausofnichele

If you're eating your period just stop right now -- you are using MFP alllllll wrong :noway:

chelleymarie88

If you're eating your period just stop right now -- you are using MFP alllllll wrong :noway:

This made me queasy.

CoryIda

Carbs are the devil
Low carb diets are the devil

Lifting heavy will make women bulky
Lifting heavy will NOT make women bulky

Muscle weighs more than fat
Muscle does NOT weigh more than fat

Vegetable calories don''t count
Vegetables have calories just like every other food

30 Day Shred will make you "toned"
There is no such thing as "toning exercises"

Gee... I wonder why people are so confused?

capaxinfiniti

If you're eating your period just stop right now -- you are using MFP alllllll wrong :noway:

But I have to eat back my exercise calories!

maru84

That the forums aren't a safe place to ask questions, it's a great place for the internet ****wads to be huge jerks to people they don't know.

ggmur

batman most definitely is a super hero

AmberJslimsAWAY

Carbs are the devil
Low carb diets are the devil

Lifting heavy will make women bulky
Lifting heavy will NOT make women bulky

Muscle weighs more than fat
Muscle does NOT weigh more than fat

Vegetable calories don''t count
Vegetables have calories just like every other food

30 Day Shred will make you "toned"
There is no such thing as "toning exercises"

Gee... I wonder why people are so confused?

*raisies hand* mixed responses for 500 Tom!

scs143

All about nuts, tacos and burritos.

Once you're a cheater, you're always a cheater.

People don't like advice unless you have a reputable source to cite (not site)

lose/loose can start a war

Do not lose (as opposed to loose) your *kitten* and hips, but if you do, it was completely out of your control because one cannot control such things.

That was just today.

oneIT

Don't talk about what you don't like other people to wear,
Don't get into a discussion about calories, and whether or not certain calories are magically different than others
Bananas are vegetables
Batman is not a super hero.

What have you leanred??

You shut your damn mouth about Batman! He is a super hero to me!!

LMAO!!

capaxinfiniti

All about nuts, tacos and burritos.

Once you're a cheater, you're always a cheater.

People don't like advice unless you have a reputable source to cite (not site)

lose/loose can start a war

Do not lose (as opposed to loose) your *kitten* and hips, but if you do, it was completely out of your control because one cannot control such things.

That was just today.

We seem to be reading the same topics ;D