What I've learned from the MFP forums

imitedlay7

I am sitting in my cubicle laughing histarically at this thread, holy bananas!

I just started "trolling" the forums yesterday, so far this is what I learned (most of this come from one post many of you have already referenced):

-Not wearing make up to the gym makes you a beast
-Wearing a loose fitting shirt and "probably walmart" spandex makes you a beast
-Sweating at the gym is gross
-You should eat your exercise calories back
-You shouldn't eat your exercise calories back
-It's doable to go from running a 10min mile to a 6.5min mile for a 5k if you push really hard...
-Some woman hates her husband, but I didn't have a chance to find out why

I have no idea what "bump" means...

I'm still trying to figure out how to log *kitten*.

And I have my own Batman beliefs!

BrettPGH

Brett, you stole all your material from Krusty The Clown so your opinion is invalid!!!

Hey HEY!

Jipples

sex burns

sex burns as much caloreis as mowing the lawn (however never got answered if they used a push mower or one you ride..)

Totally changes this post if you don't quote the whole thing. :noway:

xo_morgan

I learned if yOure in yOur 2O's yOu type like this On tweeter.:glasses:

Jipples

That most people on here are talking out of their *kitten*. No joke.

Lean in close, I have to tell you something.

bwaaahhhaaahahaha

MummyOfSeven

I just died laughing. Can you imagine someone wearing a hrm during sex and checking the calorie count in between positions LOL :laugh:

Ahem, 2kcal/min for foreplay, 7kcal/min for, errrr, ya know, *whispers* (sex!).
I refuse to divulge how I know this :bigsmile:

LifeOnMars_

What I've learned:

- Never make duck face in photos
- Never wear leggings as pants
- There's cocaine in coke

Steven

Hi Folks,

Please don't use the forums to rehash or mock other users' posts.

This thread is simply full of violations of this guideline:

6. No Intentionally Hurtful Topics

Topics which are started with the intent to belittle others, either directly named or through enough descriptive commentary to be possibly identified, are prohibited. This includes stalking a poster through the forums, posting about past events gone sour, divulging personal information, or spreading gossip or rumors.

Regards,
Steven
MyFitnessPal Staff