What I've learned from the MFP forums

EmCarroll1990

Some people get offended easily. (If you value your life do not use the word "Tard" Or "Retarded")

Breasts are known as "Tata" and "Boobies" and women are very concerned they are going to lose them when they lose the weight. OR that one might turn out bigger than the other.

No one on here is Fat....they are just big boned.

That last one made me giggle.

samantha64118

Apparently if you're set at "sedentary" on your activity level then by all means you MUST include every physical movement you make. Because everyone knows you burn calories while driving & looking for your keys. Oh and if someone is a personal trainer then you must listen to their every word of advice, or YOU. WILL. FAIL.

Lol.

veniceit

Hahahha omg the image of that, never mind. hahaha

udallmom101

*kitten* is a healthy part of your exercise routine.

Should I log that and for how many calories??

I think you should purchase an HRM to log that.

beskimoosh

Peanut butter will save your life (and make you lose weight. Not loose)

AmberJslimsAWAY

Hahahha omg the image of that, never mind. hahaha

Random post of the day!

jhartram

*kitten* is a healthy part of your exercise routine.

Should I log that and for how many calories??

According to Webster's Online Dictionary:

Definition of CALISTHENICS
1: systematic rhythmic bodily exercises performed usually without apparatus

I'm doing it wrong....

It says USUALLY without apparatus... remember, this definition was written before the wonderful variety we enjoy today existed! Life is so much better now... LOL

paigemarie93

If you're eating your period just stop right now -- you are using MFP alllllll wrong :noway:

This made me queasy.

I almost threw up.

AlbertPooHoles

jack ****

AmberJslimsAWAY

*kitten* is a healthy part of your exercise routine.

Should I log that and for how many calories??

According to Webster's Online Dictionary:

Definition of CALISTHENICS
1: systematic rhythmic bodily exercises performed usually without apparatus

I'm doing it wrong....

It says USUALLY without apparatus... remember, this definition was written before the wonderful variety we enjoy today existed! Life is so much better now... LOL

hahahahahahaha Life is AWESOME!!!! And I'm glad someone understood that lol

AmberJslimsAWAY

jack ****

really?? I've learned a lot. You haven't learned ONE thing?

MrsSmith2010

I've learned that there are a lot of snarky *kitten* people out there and they seem to congregate on the forums.

langababy

Dunkaroos still exist, but they are very elusive.

sarahbear1981

I've learned that although something is made with water (i.e. coffee) once you make it, it magically becomes just coffee. All the water disappears. Science is the Devil.

Caffiene is the devil

Carbs are the devil

If you want to lose weight you should just do what you want because it is all about what works for you not what has been proven to work repeatedly over time.

brittanyjeanxo

That disagreeing with the OP is being rude, mean, and attacking them.
That I no longer have to log my veggies, yay!
That apparently, no one is funny on MFP anymore (I'm so sad :sad:)
That you should definitely not eat your exercise calories back.
And, that you should definitely eat your exercise calories back.

trybefan

To stay off of them............

bells4her

Eating before bed makes you fat
Eating carbs makes you fat
Eating too much protein makes you fat
Eating makes you fat. You know what? Let's all just stop eating.

^ this

eddie8131

I learned that black boxer shorts are hot.

taso42

This is a direct quote, found on the forum today. :laugh:

Well, it has been explained to me, by a doctor, that belly fat comes from carbs and butt fat comes from fat. To lose the belly fat, you decrease your carbohydrates and eat more lean protein, to lose the butt fat, you eat "good" carbs and cut back fat,.

bbygrl5

that the phrase 'sense of humor' is thrown around too loosely, by people who aren't funny

that thin/skinny girls are what's wrong with society

AmberJslimsAWAY

I learned that black boxer shorts are hot.

correction. All boxer shots are hot.

brittanyjeanxo

Oh, and for the love of Pete, it's lose, not loose. If you spell incorrectly on the Internetz, you will never loose weight.

Bronx_Montgomery

I have learned that *kitten* burns more calories then walking.....Go Figure

brittanyjeanxo

This is a direct quote, found on the forum today. :laugh:

Well, it has been explained to me, by a doctor, that belly fat comes from carbs and butt fat comes from fat. To lose the belly fat, you decrease your carbohydrates and eat more lean protein, to lose the butt fat, you eat "good" carbs and cut back fat,.

For the love of God.

ErinBeth7

...the boards are not at all supportive. they are a resource for points of argument.

samantha64118

Eating before bed makes you fat
Eating carbs makes you fat
Eating too much protein makes you fat
Eating makes you fat. You know what? Let's all just stop eating.

Are you suggesting I'm fat?!?!? I'm offended!

AmberJslimsAWAY

This is a direct quote, found on the forum today. :laugh:

Well, it has been explained to me, by a doctor, that belly fat comes from carbs and butt fat comes from fat. To lose the belly fat, you decrease your carbohydrates and eat more lean protein, to lose the butt fat, you eat "good" carbs and cut back fat,.

For the love of God.

I thought you loved Pete?

killagb

Oh, and for the love of Pete, it's lose, not loose. If you spell incorrectly on the Internetz, you will never loose weight.

Usage error, not spelling error. :drinker:

scs143

I have learned that *kitten* burns more calories then walking.....Go Figure

I think this is useful to know!

AmberJslimsAWAY

...the boards are not at all supportive. they are a resource for points of argument.

If you have pictures they are REALLY supportive.