What I've learned from the MFP forums

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  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    I learned that black boxer shorts are hot.

    correction. All boxer shots are hot.
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
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    Oh, and for the love of Pete, it's lose, not loose. If you spell incorrectly on the Internetz, you will never loose weight.
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,287 Member
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    I have learned that *kitten* burns more calories then walking.....Go Figure
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
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    This is a direct quote, found on the forum today. :laugh:
    Well, it has been explained to me, by a doctor, that belly fat comes from carbs and butt fat comes from fat. To lose the belly fat, you decrease your carbohydrates and eat more lean protein, to lose the butt fat, you eat "good" carbs and cut back fat,.

    For the love of God.
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
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    ...the boards are not at all supportive. they are a resource for points of argument.
  • samantha64118
    samantha64118 Posts: 71
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    Eating before bed makes you fat
    Eating carbs makes you fat
    Eating too much protein makes you fat
    Eating makes you fat. You know what? Let's all just stop eating.

    Are you suggesting I'm fat?!?!? I'm offended!
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    This is a direct quote, found on the forum today. :laugh:
    Well, it has been explained to me, by a doctor, that belly fat comes from carbs and butt fat comes from fat. To lose the belly fat, you decrease your carbohydrates and eat more lean protein, to lose the butt fat, you eat "good" carbs and cut back fat,.

    For the love of God.

    I thought you loved Pete?
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
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    Oh, and for the love of Pete, it's lose, not loose. If you spell incorrectly on the Internetz, you will never loose weight.
    Usage error, not spelling error. :drinker:
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
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    I have learned that *kitten* burns more calories then walking.....Go Figure

    I think this is useful to know!
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    ...the boards are not at all supportive. they are a resource for points of argument.

    If you have pictures they are REALLY supportive.
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,849 Member
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    This is a direct quote, found on the forum today. :laugh:
    Well, it has been explained to me, by a doctor, that belly fat comes from carbs and butt fat comes from fat. To lose the belly fat, you decrease your carbohydrates and eat more lean protein, to lose the butt fat, you eat "good" carbs and cut back fat,.

    For the love of God.

    Wow...
  • grapenutSF
    grapenutSF Posts: 648 Member
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    how to post pics with lower case letters
  • Cberg9
    Cberg9 Posts: 123
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    *kitten* is a healthy part of your exercise routine.

    Should I log that and for how many calories??

    According to Webster's Online Dictionary:

    Definition of CALISTHENICS
    1: systematic rhythmic bodily exercises performed usually without apparatus

    I'm doing it wrong....

    It says USUALLY without apparatus... remember, this definition was written before the wonderful variety we enjoy today existed! Life is so much better now... LOL

    sssooo since I have an apparatus can I log more calories??
  • bells4her
    bells4her Posts: 31
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    *kitten* is a healthy part of your exercise routine.

    Should I log that and for how many calories??

    According to Webster's Online Dictionary:

    Definition of CALISTHENICS
    1: systematic rhythmic bodily exercises performed usually without apparatus

    I'm doing it wrong....

    It says USUALLY without apparatus... remember, this definition was written before the wonderful variety we enjoy today existed! Life is so much better now... LOL

    hahahahahahaha Life is AWESOME!!!! And I'm glad someone understood that lol


    hahaha yes... reminds me of the "between my legs" movie game elsewhere on the forum where someone said "Toy Story... for those lonely nights"... teehee :blushing:
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,849 Member
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    ...the boards are not at all supportive. they are a resource for points of argument.

    These boards are not. But if you got to the "MOTIVATION AND SUPPORT" you may find some there.
  • princessputz
    princessputz Posts: 283 Member
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    I have learned alot (mostly that spelling alot the wrong way pisses certain people off). Pregnant urine aka the Hcg diet will make me uber skinny in a short amount of time all the while making me fat in the process. I've also learned that I'm a bad person for wearing makeup to the gym on Monday's when clearly Monday' are no makeup days.
  • bells4her
    bells4her Posts: 31
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    This is a direct quote, found on the forum today. :laugh:
    Well, it has been explained to me, by a doctor, that belly fat comes from carbs and butt fat comes from fat. To lose the belly fat, you decrease your carbohydrates and eat more lean protein, to lose the butt fat, you eat "good" carbs and cut back fat,.

    For the love of God.

    Wow...

    Seriously? I need to meet this doctor... I love feeling smarter than people with a higher degree than mine.
  • mattemery
    mattemery Posts: 38 Member
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    I should eat back my exercise calories
    I should not eat back my exercise calories

    Fiber has calories
    Fiber doesn't have calories

    Calories don't matter
    Nothing matters except calories

    What I REALLY need to be eating is vegetarian
    Vegetables and fruit are the devil incarnate and we should all be eating meat and butter.
  • blissy_girl
    blissy_girl Posts: 45 Member
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    You have to eat back your *kitten* calories or you will plateau...

    LMAO :laugh:
  • BrandNewMia
    BrandNewMia Posts: 461
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    That a ream of paper weighs 10lbs, and a 10lb dumbell is heavier than a 10lb bag of feathers. And a discussion about this will be longer than 20 pages. THAT was a fun one!
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