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    What I've learned from the MFP forums

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    • Posts: 38 Member
      Since I've lost 85 pounds, everything I say is right.
      Since I've lost 5 pounds, everything I say is right.
      Since I did all these things and didn't lose a pound, I can tell you that everything I've tried is bogus.
      I am right. You are wrong. And dangerous. And not taking this seriously. And are a horrible, horrible person.

      Thank you, and goodnight.

      ^^^^^ This
    • Posts: 1,495 Member
      I have learnt that when we pee we lose white stuff, this is the fat melting away!!
      Also Celery is negative food, I could eat this all day, every day and reach my goal in a WEEK (as long as I don't go over 1200 cals!)
      Also, people don't want the truth, they want super sweet sugary lies to replace the super sweet sugary food they used to shovel into themselves.
      Also, many people find me offensive!!! :grumble: :laugh:
    • Posts: 3,638 Member
      Take what folks say with a grain of salt.

      If I don't like a topic or what some one said, just move on to on another thread.

      Arguing on the internet is like .... well you know the rest and I don't want to offend people with the R word.

      That whatever works for me, must work for everyone else. If it doesn't, it means other people are stupid.

      People cannot read inflection on a thread ... no matter how many times they have read similar comments by the same person.
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      I think you have to wear a heart monitor to get an accurate reading. Not just a HRM, but a fancy 1 with the chest strao and everything - you know treat yourself nice, look hot in the mirror... maybe I've said too much.


      I just died laughing. Can you imagine someone wearing a hrm during sex and checking the calorie count in between positions LOL :laugh:
    • Posts: 2,339 Member
      That a ream of paper weighs 10lbs, and a 10lb dumbell is heavier than a 10lb bag of feathers. And a discussion about this will be longer than 20 pages. THAT was a fun one!

      LMAO!
    • Posts: 350 Member
      That reading everything about fitness, nutrition, excercise and weight loss on the internet makes you an expert on all of those subjects.
    • Posts: 713 Member
      Vodka makes you lose weight.
    • Posts: 3,602 Member
      Women gain weight when during TOM. I mean who knew?!?!?! All these years a didn't know why I was getting bloated once a month!!! Oh my god, should I weigh myself during TOM, what if I've gained weight? Will I ever lose it!?!?!??!?!??!
    • Posts: 212
      This thread was very educational to a newcomer. I learned a lot from it. You see how I spelled a lot correctly? Learned that here. :laugh:
    • Posts: 7,870 Member
      This is a direct quote, found on the forum today. :laugh:
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      Someone forgot to tell my belly that the bananas and potatoes I eat were supposed to prevent it from shrinking. Oops. I guess it missed the memo.
    • Posts: 165
      Seriously, I've learned that while nobody agrees on much (kinda like the non-digital world) most people will at least write some words of encouragement... Even if I don't learn much else, that's nice to see.

      There are a lot of odd threads, true, but sometimes you stumble on a good one where one person is on the verge of giving up and a lot of other members jump in to encourage them.
    • Posts: 48 Member
      Ha ha I learned that I like trolling through these blogs and reading all the hilarious responses! Amberjewel... you crack me up! pshhh
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      batman most definitely is a super hero

      Sir. No. He is a hero. By no means is he super.
    • Posts: 3,602 Member
      Lose = the loss of something. example "I need to lose weight"

      Loose = not tight. example. nevermind :noway:
    • Posts: 650 Member
      Everyone here, especially the women, are of the highest and utmost moral character and have not, and do not, condone cheating. No brainer really.....
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      You burn over 3000 calories in 6 hrs of shopping, because you are not only walking the whole entire time, you are also carrying packages

      If you are a man you MUST eat 1800 calories per day (1200 for women) or you will plateau.

      If you post something that's written by somebody else, it's perfectly fine to claim that you wrote it yourself.

      If you post something, it's got to be important to everyone, so make sure you bump your own threads at least once a day.

      You can pretty much take these to the bank because I saw them in a post from someone who's very good friends works with a doctor

      ಠ_ಠ
    • Posts: 713 Member
      Everyone here, especially the women, are of the highest and utmost moral character and have not, and do not, condone cheating. No brainer really.....

      And once you cheat you will always be a cheater. I learned that today, too.
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      Ive learnt that If you look like Bradley Cooper anything you say is hillariously funny
      .... and in my case, if you dont look like Bradley Cooper, your just simply annoying and there.
      ..... but in all fairness, Bradley Cooper is hot, Im strait, but he is deffinitly hot
      and funny...so if you have his looks, ill deffo find you funny...because the cooper is awesome
      I may have an Obsession with Bradley Cooper....oh dear
    • Posts: 2,339 Member
      Ha ha I learned that I like trolling through these blogs and reading all the hilarious responses! Amberjewel... you crack me up! pshhh

      :flowerforyou:
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      And once you cheat you will always be a cheater. I learned that today, too.

      A+
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      Sir. No. He is a hero. By no means is he super.

      Get your own thread!!!
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      I think I threw up in my mouth, just alittle. gag. Uncalled for.

      I wrote that completely out of sarcasm and silliness. Didn't intend to be offensive. My apologies.
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      Sir. No. He is a hero. By no means is he super.

      Agreed. He is just a rich guy with a bad attitude and a cape. Which makes him the coolest crime fighter ever!!
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      Should I log that and for how many calories??

      I'm sure it would depend on the intensity... and knowing MFP there would be a drop down for intensity, type of device used, right handed or left... LOL!!
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      I wrote that completely out of sarcasm and silliness. Didn't intend to be offensive. My apologies.

      It's my topic... and it was funny. No apologies needed my dear
    • Posts: 7,870 Member
      Ive learnt that If you look like Bradley Cooper anything you say is hillariously funny
      .... and in my case, if you dont look like Bradley Cooper, your just simply annoying and there.
      ..... but in all fairness, Bradley Cooper is hot, Im strait, but he is deffinitly hot
      and funny...so if you have his looks, ill deffo find you funny...because the cooper is awesome
      I may have an Obsession with Bradley Cooper....oh dear
      Uh oh. I don't think Bradley Cooper is hot.
      There's probably something wrong with me. I bet it's because I eat carbs and do strength training. It's made me stupid and bulky, which is something I've learned on the forums.
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      Get your own thread!!!

      I'm in your thread stealing your posts.
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      Agreed. He is just a rich guy with a bad attitude and a cape. Which makes him the coolest crime fighter ever!!

      I think it's his superior technology that makes him super.
    • Posts: 1,495 Member
      This is a direct quote, found on the forum today. :laugh:
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      Oh yes, and if they TYPE that a doctor told them it automatically becomes fact, and we all become stupid for ever doubting the poster :laugh:
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      I think it's his superior technology that makes him super.
      I'm resisting the urge to nerd out again
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