What I've learned from the MFP forums

AmberJslimsAWAY

batman most definitely is a super hero

Sir. No. He is a hero. By no means is he super.

Get your own thread!!!

hausofnichele

If you're eating your period just stop right now -- you are using MFP alllllll wrong :noway:

This made me queasy.

I think I threw up in my mouth, just alittle. gag. Uncalled for.

I wrote that completely out of sarcasm and silliness. Didn't intend to be offensive. My apologies.

TK266

batman most definitely is a super hero

Sir. No. He is a hero. By no means is he super.

Agreed. He is just a rich guy with a bad attitude and a cape. Which makes him the coolest crime fighter ever!!

JohnnyResets

*kitten* is a healthy part of your exercise routine.

Should I log that and for how many calories??

I'm sure it would depend on the intensity... and knowing MFP there would be a drop down for intensity, type of device used, right handed or left... LOL!!

AmberJslimsAWAY

If you're eating your period just stop right now -- you are using MFP alllllll wrong :noway:

This made me queasy.

I think I threw up in my mouth, just alittle. gag. Uncalled for.

I wrote that completely out of sarcasm and silliness. Didn't intend to be offensive. My apologies.

It's my topic... and it was funny. No apologies needed my dear

CoryIda

Ive learnt that If you look like Bradley Cooper anything you say is hillariously funny
.... and in my case, if you dont look like Bradley Cooper, your just simply annoying and there.
..... but in all fairness, Bradley Cooper is hot, Im strait, but he is deffinitly hot
and funny...so if you have his looks, ill deffo find you funny...because the cooper is awesome
I may have an Obsession with Bradley Cooper....oh dear

Uh oh. I don't think Bradley Cooper is hot.
There's probably something wrong with me. I bet it's because I eat carbs and do strength training. It's made me stupid and bulky, which is something I've learned on the forums.

chelleymarie88

batman most definitely is a super hero

Sir. No. He is a hero. By no means is he super.

Get your own thread!!!

I'm in your thread stealing your posts.

ffuunnnnyy__ggiirrll

batman most definitely is a super hero

Sir. No. He is a hero. By no means is he super.

Agreed. He is just a rich guy with a bad attitude and a cape. Which makes him the coolest crime fighter ever!!

I think it's his superior technology that makes him super.

Faye_Anderson

This is a direct quote, found on the forum today. :laugh:

Well, it has been explained to me, by a doctor, that belly fat comes from carbs and butt fat comes from fat. To lose the belly fat, you decrease your carbohydrates and eat more lean protein, to lose the butt fat, you eat "good" carbs and cut back fat,.

Oh yes, and if they TYPE that a doctor told them it automatically becomes fact, and we all become stupid for ever doubting the poster :laugh:

chelleymarie88

batman most definitely is a super hero

Sir. No. He is a hero. By no means is he super.

Agreed. He is just a rich guy with a bad attitude and a cape. Which makes him the coolest crime fighter ever!!

I think it's his superior technology that makes him super.

I'm resisting the urge to nerd out again

mikeyml

That you need to eat clean and cleanse your body to lose weight
That eating breakfast is important
That meal timing is irrelevant to weight loss
That you should drink a lot of water
That drinking water is irrelevant to weight loss
That eating red meat is bad because it's high in saturated fat and cholesterol
That eating red meat is perfectly healthy
That eating more is the answer to every weight loss problem
That if you want to lose weight, you better start lifting weights
That if you're really bored you should start a stupid thread to troll someone into a serious response
That if you don't like the jokes you have the choice not to look
That some people take life too seriously, especially when they're being made fun of
That people don't want to hear things they disagree with
That women aren't fat, they're curvy
That men are the scum of the Earth and are only here to make their wives miserable
That there are a lot of people here who seem to have never moved on from the 5th grade

Jipples

batman most definitely is a super hero

Sir. No. He is a hero. By no means is he super.

Agreed. He is just a rich guy with a bad attitude and a cape. Which makes him the coolest crime fighter ever!!

I think it's his superior technology that makes him super.

I'm resisting the urge to nerd out again

too late

CallmeSbo

Pooping is a good way to lose weight.

lol..eeeuuuww

DirrtyH

That we have some professional comedians in our midst, and if someone makes a joke that is not up to their standard, they will let you know, as is their duty and obligation.

NeuroticVirgo

Carbs are the devil
Low carb diets are the devil

Lifting heavy will make women bulky
Lifting heavy will NOT make women bulky

Muscle weighs more than fat
Muscle does NOT weigh more than fat

Vegetable calories don''t count
Vegetables have calories just like every other food

30 Day Shred will make you "toned"
There is no such thing as "toning exercises"

Gee... I wonder why people are so confused?

Yep

saritabandita

Lose = the loss of something. example "I need to lose weight"

Loose = not tight. example. nevermind :noway:

:laugh:

glassgallm

That any food made in a crockpot (no matter the amount of sodium in it because of the Campbell's soup used) is a Bump.

Any cake mix with diet soda in it is a Bump.

Anything with coolwhip, stevia or splenda in it is a Bump.

AmberJslimsAWAY

batman most definitely is a super hero

Sir. No. He is a hero. By no means is he super.

Get your own thread!!!

I'm in your thread stealing your posts.

I'm highly offended

cabaray

This is a direct quote, found on the forum today. :laugh:

Well, it has been explained to me, by a doctor, that belly fat comes from carbs and butt fat comes from fat. To lose the belly fat, you decrease your carbohydrates and eat more lean protein, to lose the butt fat, you eat "good" carbs and cut back fat,.

I know for a fact that this was an episode of Dr Oz....and we all know that Dr Oz knows all!

What else have I learned?
Alli causes oily anal leakage

You should take supplements
Supplements are useless

You can lose weight by eating 500 calories a day, but only if you use magic drops/injections (It must be because of the drops, right?)
There is no such thing as toning

Some people go into certain forums just to find someone to report

tscottym

*kitten* is a healthy part of your exercise routine.

if this were true, i would be ripped!!!!!! at 13 i should have looked like arnold in his prime.