What I've learned from the MFP forums

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  • Juliebean_1027
    Juliebean_1027 Posts: 713 Member
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    That there are a lot of people here who seem to have never moved on from the 5th grade

    Where/when did you learn this? Was it a specific thread that I missed?
  • Jipples
    Jipples Posts: 663 Member
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    *kitten* is a healthy part of your exercise routine.

    if this were true, i would be ripped!!!!!! at 13 i should have looked like arnold in his prime.

    At least like popeye. lol
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    That there are a lot of people here who seem to have never moved on from the 5th grade

    Where/when did you learn this? Was it a specific thread that I missed?

    bwhahahahaha!
  • Jipples
    Jipples Posts: 663 Member
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    That there are a lot of people here who seem to have never moved on from the 5th grade

    Where/when did you learn this? Was it a specific thread that I missed?

    It was all of them.:drinker:
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    That we have some professional comedians in our midst, and if someone makes a joke that is not up to their standard, they will let you know, as is their duty and obligation.

    Not some. One. And I never mention how you are all so painfully unfunny to me I silently weep to myself. I think that would be rude!



    :tongue: :wink:
  • hausofnichele
    hausofnichele Posts: 531 Member
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    Lose = the loss of something. example "I need to lose weight"

    Loose = not tight. example. nevermind :noway:

    :laugh:

    Awesome.
  • jenniebean1680
    jenniebean1680 Posts: 351 Member
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    You have to eat back your *kitten* calories or you will plateau...

    THIS
  • strawberry626
    strawberry626 Posts: 73 Member
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    this has made my day 100X better!!! love it
  • PJcc1205
    PJcc1205 Posts: 11 Member
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    These posts are tooooooooooo funny! Thats what I learned:laugh:
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
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    sex burns as much caloreis as mowing the lawn (however never got answered if they used a push mower or one you ride..)

    What if you have sex WHILE you're mowing the lawn? :)
  • hausofnichele
    hausofnichele Posts: 531 Member
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    That we have some professional comedians in our midst, and if someone makes a joke that is not up to their standard, they will let you know, as is their duty and obligation.

    Not some. One. And I never mention how you are all so painfully unfunny to me I silently weep to myself. I think that would be rude!

    :tongue: :wink:

    Brett, you stole all your material from Krusty The Clown so your opinion is invalid!!!
  • jenniebean1680
    jenniebean1680 Posts: 351 Member
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    batman most definitely is a super hero

    Sir. No. He is a hero. By no means is he super.

    Get your own thread!!!

    I'm in your thread stealing your posts.

    I'm highly offended

    and THIS!
  • tam120
    tam120 Posts: 444 Member
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    This is a direct quote, found on the forum today. :laugh:
    Well, it has been explained to me, by a doctor, that belly fat comes from carbs and butt fat comes from fat. To lose the belly fat, you decrease your carbohydrates and eat more lean protein, to lose the butt fat, you eat "good" carbs and cut back fat,.

    :huh:
  • nnapieralski
    nnapieralski Posts: 132 Member
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    That most people on here are talking out of their *kitten*. No joke.
  • hausofnichele
    hausofnichele Posts: 531 Member
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    sex burns as much caloreis as mowing the lawn (however never got answered if they used a push mower or one you ride..)

    What if you have sex WHILE you're mowing the lawn? :)

    : on the floor :
  • tscottym
    tscottym Posts: 55 Member
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    sex burns as much caloreis as mowing the lawn (however never got answered if they used a push mower or one you ride..)

    What if you have sex WHILE you're mowing the lawn? :)

    if you can do both, there is no need to watch calories or work out....you are there!
  • rodneyderrick
    rodneyderrick Posts: 483 Member
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    The reason people think Batman isn't a superhero is because they're looking at his physical capabilities. When it comes to his mental capabilities and his ability to outwit the most dangerous of foes, he's better than a superhero. He's the superhero.
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    sex burns as much caloreis as mowing the lawn (however never got answered if they used a push mower or one you ride..)

    What if you have sex WHILE you're mowing the lawn? :)

    Someone might get hurt
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
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    That most people on here are talking out of their *kitten*. No joke.
    Lean in close, I have to tell you something.
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    The reason people think Batman isn't a superhero is because they're looking at his physical capabilities. When it comes to his mental capabilities and his ability to outwit the most dangerous of foes, he's better than a superhero. He's the superhero.

    wrong thread.... ;)
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