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  • Lauren8239
    Lauren8239 Posts: 1,039 Member
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    A blonde tries to go horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into action. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to lose her grip and starts to slide in the saddle.

    In terror, she grabs for the mane but can't seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horses neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to it's slipping rider.

    Unfortunately, the blonde's foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the hooves as her head is struck against the ground over
    and over
    and over again.
    As her head is battered against the ground she is moments away from losing consciousness when, to her great fortune,
    the Woolworths Manager sees her and unplugs the horse.


    I'm blonde, and that's freaking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh:
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Ghetto Word Of The Day: Baghdad- His car was too
    close too mine so I told him
    Baghdad car up!
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    1. Say "Dale!" 2. Mumble 3
    Spanish words 3. List 4 cities.
    Congratulations, you just
    made a Pitbull song.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Sometimes when I'm bored I
    lay on my kitchen floor and
    pretend I'm a crumb.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    That disappointing feeling
    when you unlock the black
    guy in temple run and realize
    he doesn’t run any faster.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Easy bake ovens: Teaching
    girls their role in life since
    1963.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Mom: "OMG CLEAN YOUR
    ROOM! This is MADNESS!" Me:
    "Madness?! NO. THIS IS
    SPARTA!!" *Kicks Mom*
  • Lauren8239
    Lauren8239 Posts: 1,039 Member
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    more!! more!
    :laugh:
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    That awkward moment when
    the guy who discovered milk
    had to explain what he was
    doing to the cow.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    That mysterious toothbrush
    in the bathroom that no one
    in your family uses.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Clapping the longest during
    an assembly because you're a
    fearless *kitten*
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Does having sex with your
    seatbelt on count as safe
    sex?
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Thug Life: I play the the Wii without
    using the wrist strap
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    I wonder if Buzz and Woody
    ever met some of Andy's
    mom's toys. Especially since
    they probably have the same
    names…
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    When someone rings the
    doorbell why do dogs always
    assume its for them?
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    I got banned from the public
    library for putting all the
    "womens rights" books in the
    fiction section.
  • MsNewBooty83
    MsNewBooty83 Posts: 1,003 Member
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    Clapping the longest during
    an assembly because you're a
    fearless *kitten*

    oooh gawd! i love you girl! lmao!
  • Wonderob
    Wonderob Posts: 1,372 Member
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    My wife says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Hacked my mom's profile,
    and posted "I love you _" on
    my own wall. She deleted it…
    ( ._.)
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Place a STUDENT DRIVER sign
    on top of your car, and
    suddenly nobody suspects
    you of drunk driving.

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