Do you fart at the gym?

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  • MyTime1985
    MyTime1985 Posts: 456 Member
    Try doing a Yoga class with Senior Citizens. More gas than Strickland Propane.

    HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!
  • lexagon
    lexagon Posts: 495 Member
    Well...I used to do most of my exercise at home or outdoors, but joined the gym in December, I can honestly say I have not farted at the gym...yet. However, I was flanked by a farter and a someone with major body odor on the treadmill one day. Eeek! It was a plethora of lovely scents...

    This is one of the many reasons I used to chew really strong mint gum while on cardio machines. Bad breath is another one.


    Someone crop dusted the entire dumbbell rack the other day and it was not pretty ... esp when you have to sit there to finish out your sets. I was thinking 'really, that was necessary' ... Just like everybody poops, everybody farts too. Although I usually manage to save mine for the bathroom.
  • danigirl1011
    danigirl1011 Posts: 314 Member
    Omg, i did one time cuz i was on the elliptical and no one was around me. Then had a moment of panic when i realized i was in the path to the paper towels and santizer and people walk by constantly! It smelled so bad i thought for sure someone was totally gonna catch me. But, i got super lucky. New policy--no more farting at the gym! :)
  • bigdawg025
    bigdawg025 Posts: 774 Member
    Yes... pretty much every time I'm walking or running on the treadmill... it's rather uncontrollable and very uncomfortable to try to run when it's built up there. LOL
  • GoldenGirl1979
    GoldenGirl1979 Posts: 716 Member
    OMG, this made me laugh out loud, HARD :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    & i don't go to the gym, i workout at home :wink:
  • dlaplume2
    dlaplume2 Posts: 1,658 Member
    I swear I thought I was the only one. I hate it, but is happens when I'm in step class. I can honestly say I would rather that than the BO, smoke or overly perfumed individual. At least the gas smell goes away pretty quickly.
  • MinnesotaManimal
    MinnesotaManimal Posts: 642 Member
    Every chance I get. I try to fart every where I go. Similar to that of a dog marking his territory.

    my personal favorite is in an elevator just before I step out onto my floor.....
  • _Tristan_
    _Tristan_ Posts: 221 Member
    Used to ALL THE TIME but I figured out that I'm lactose intolerant and stopped drinking milk. The ALL THE TIME thing was solved but every once in a while "crop dusting" must happen.
  • johnlatv
    johnlatv Posts: 654 Member
    i sure do... in fact i just did now.
  • hausofnichele
    hausofnichele Posts: 531 Member
    I sooooo needed this today. THANK YOU.

    Crop dusting... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    this is why i prefer going in the early morning. most of us in there are doing cardio fasting. and there is not really any farting.

    went last night however... :sick:
  • MinnesotaManimal
    MinnesotaManimal Posts: 642 Member
    Yes... pretty much every time I'm walking or running on the treadmill... it's rather uncontrollable and very uncomfortable to try to run when it's built up there. LOL

    tis better to fart and bare the shame, than hold it back and bare the pain.
  • mrsjenfrank
    mrsjenfrank Posts: 1,015 Member
    Totally knew it was a guy asking this...

    BECAUSE all of us know girls do not fart. :tongue:
    Girls do not fart, but real women let rip with a veangence. Fact.:bigsmile:

    TRUTH! haahaaa

    My BFF and I were the only ones in the gym one night... Both doing treadmill jogging. I farted thinking it wasn`t too bad... Man.... those machines whip that smell around but good. Smelled like something died. haahaa I nearly fell off the treadmill I was laughing so hard. lol
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    "crop dusting" when the opportunity strikes..... but I will never figure out how when you do that, walk 100 ft and stop, the smell catches up with you full force.......

    The key to a successful crop dusting is timing. Many have the misconception that the distribution of the smell commences the second the fart is complete, this isn't true. It takes at least 5 seconds with a pant leg shake before the smell even begins to permeate the area. So the key is to wait about 5 seconds after the fart, just about the time that the heat in you pants starts to subside, then commence said dusting.

    Hope this helps.
  • ShannanRenae
    ShannanRenae Posts: 130
    This is by far, the FUNNIEST post I think I hv seen on MFP!!!!!!!!!!! IM LAFFIN SO FREGGIN HARD@YALL!!!! I fart any/everywhere, when it comes, it comes!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • paigemarie93
    paigemarie93 Posts: 778 Member
    Farting in the supermarket is better, move down to the end of the aisle & watch the other shopper's faces :laugh: :devil:
  • AlSalzman
    AlSalzman Posts: 296 Member
    Like a BOSS.

    It's how I get even with people for not cleaning the machines or re-racking the plates.



    "I see you were too lazy to put back those 45s... feel my wrath!"
  • yager8725
    yager8725 Posts: 267 Member
    soooooooo glad its not just me!!!! im turning 39 and thought it was old age catching up to me!!!lol
  • FlyByJuly
    FlyByJuly Posts: 564 Member
    Hilarious post!! And to answer the question. No, I don't fart at the gym. Ya see, the thing is...I don't go to the gym. I work out at home. The anwer to the next obvious question is yes!
  • fastbelly
    fastbelly Posts: 727 Member
    I'll just say...

    there has been days... :laugh: :laugh:
  • cabaray
    cabaray Posts: 971 Member
    Too funny! I do my workouts at home, but I'm thinking I should join a gym so I can fart on people!
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    Only when people next to me are breathing really heavy from working out. Then, I *kitten*-blast them with a mad case of anal air to inhale. It's fun watching them cough.
  • raiderrodney
    raiderrodney Posts: 617 Member
    Farting in the supermarket is better, move down to the end of the aisle & watch the other shopper's faces :laugh: :devil:

    <----guilty, lol
  • madyncaden
    madyncaden Posts: 290 Member
    LOL:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • happyhiram
    happyhiram Posts: 89
    Totally knew it was a guy asking this...

    BECAUSE all of us know girls do not fart. :tongue:

    ...next you're going to tell me that girls don't poop either, huh?

    Because that's just crazy....I read a book just today that says otherwise.

    "Everybody Poops!" A rather informative book, really. I suggest you all go out and read it now--right now.
  • shirerose
    shirerose Posts: 116 Member
    one time this guy requested that one of the tv's be turned to the food network.
    i got on the elliptical directly in front of his treadmill... my revenge was served hot that night.
  • cclark1203
    cclark1203 Posts: 244 Member
    Totally knew it was a guy asking this...

    BECAUSE all of us know girls do not fart. :tongue:
    Girls do not fart, but real women let rip with a veangence. Fact.:bigsmile:

    hahahahahahahahahaha!! Love it
  • skinnybearlyndsay
    skinnybearlyndsay Posts: 798 Member
    Farting in the supermarket is better, move down to the end of the aisle & watch the other shopper's faces :laugh: :devil:

    *LMAO* I do this all the time, in fact. If I'm with my sister, it's usually accompanied with a "we need to move, now".
  • megz4987
    megz4987 Posts: 1,008 Member
    Hahaha,a silent Pilates class, actually. I couldn't stop laughing, I had to leave haha
  • FruitLoop05317
    FruitLoop05317 Posts: 229
    i can say honestly that i have never farted in the gym.... but i am however guilty of the deadly walmart freezer isle fart...lol
    my friend and i were walking down the isle and our arms smacked together and i said ahhhhhh the sound of two fat ppl smacking together and of course that prompted extreme laughter and i couldnt hold...im very prissy so i try to never let anyone hear me so it was the first time she had heard me fart...she laughed til she cried...and then proceeded to call everyone we new to let them now i had farted...lol
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