Do you fart at the gym?

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  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    Is farting while running not a turbo boost? That's news to me!

    JM

    jet propulsion.
  • candykay0605
    candykay0605 Posts: 1,019 Member
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    WOW this topic sounds like things i hear daily at the high school i work at lol
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    i did today at body pump....all those squats!!!
  • RunChinni
    RunChinni Posts: 149 Member
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    Totally knew it was a guy asking this...

    BECAUSE all of us know girls do not fart. :tongue:
    Girls do not fart, but real women let rip with a veangence. Fact.:bigsmile:

    hahahahahahahahahaha!! Love it


    I think I just worked my abs.... I am laughing so hard!!!
  • armon403
    armon403 Posts: 30 Member
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    I'm going to take this in another direction. I've been running before and gambled. I've never lost! Thankfully! Has anyone else? Ever Sharted at the gym???
  • Coffee0410
    Coffee0410 Posts: 13 Member
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    Its all fun and games until you're in the midle of (what you think) is a SUPER amped treadmill/elliptical work out....and that smell creeps up on you and you realize....YOU'VE BEEN DUSTED! That is the absolute worst! I've almost lost my life (not really) from almost falling off the treadmill when somebody farts. So, no....I dont fart in the gym. And even if I did, I'm almost certain it would smell like Starburst.
  • seehawkmomma
    seehawkmomma Posts: 815
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    That is false.

    I never EVER fart. Nor do I poop. No real lady does.

    I think the question here is...where do I NOT?

    LOL so you just go around pooping all over yourself??? I just gaged a little.

    I would hope you all would have some resitraint when passing gas and "pooping" its just so gross. :)
  • Shaneekwa
    Shaneekwa Posts: 130 Member
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    This post is by far the funniest I have read on this site. I'm :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: hysterically at work.

    Honestly yes I have. I believe that's when you know you had a great workout. Never was embarrassed by it until...

    I'm in the park jogging, it's getting late and I THOUGHT no one was behind me and a LOUD and deadly machine gun escaped me....only for me to hear a key jiggle, I turn around and see somene directly behind me. I was so embarrassed that I took off running. By the time I got to my car I just :laugh: until I got home....it's not like the guy will ever see me again anyway...I hope not lol
  • mrlazy1967
    mrlazy1967 Posts: 285 Member
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    I fart everywhere
  • Christina_3192
    Christina_3192 Posts: 150 Member
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    LOL!!!!

    i cant stop laughing at this thread!!!

    I usually work out in my room so I don't have the fart at the gym issue
  • karenann1989
    karenann1989 Posts: 63 Member
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    Farting in the supermarket is better, move down to the end of the aisle & watch the other shopper's faces :laugh: :devil:
    My husband does this all the time ~ one day it was so bad we were at the end of the aisle when someone turned the corner and it was like they hit a wall ~ the look on her face was priceless
  • MrsFelton2010
    MrsFelton2010 Posts: 339 Member
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    Lmao this is funny, ppl on here say an ask what othes are thinking
  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,139
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    That is false.

    I never EVER fart. Nor do I poop. No real lady does.

    I think the question here is...where do I NOT?

    LOL so you just go around pooping all over yourself??? I just gaged a little.

    I would hope you all would have some resitraint when passing gas and "pooping" its just so gross. :)

    I meant fart momma!
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    Everyone farts at the gym. It's a biological imperative.
  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,139
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    Lmao this is funny, ppl on here say an ask what othes are thinking

    I'm sorry, what? :huh:
  • choochoobell
    choochoobell Posts: 147 Member
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    At yoga class...you can't blame it on the dog!
  • ClarkAddison
    ClarkAddison Posts: 86 Member
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    Only for medical purposes. If I don't I will explode.
  • Superwoman79
    Superwoman79 Posts: 61 Member
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    LOL ....funny topic!:blushing: :laugh:
  • seehawkmomma
    seehawkmomma Posts: 815
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    That is false.

    I never EVER fart. Nor do I poop. No real lady does.

    I think the question here is...where do I NOT?

    LOL so you just go around pooping all over yourself??? I just gaged a little.

    I would hope you all would have some resitraint when passing gas and "pooping" its just so gross. :)

    I meant fart momma!

    phew :laugh:
  • Siannah
    Siannah Posts: 456 Member
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    Girls don't fart, or poo, didn't you know? :smooched:

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