Do you fart at the gym?

NurseNiffa

Not at the gym but my sister-in-law likes to crop dust me while we play Just Dance...she gets the higher score because I spent half of the song dry heaving!!! Cheater!! haha

sinistertitan

Sure, I've had a squeaker pop loose here and there. I'll tell you what though......farts are the reason I had to abandon my abs class. Nope, not because of my own, but the little old lady that seemed to love setting up her mat and such near me regardless of where I was on the floor. She let some monsters go at least 3-4 times in just 30 minutes. I swear she had it out for me.....

Makethefatcry12

omg, i did the total fly by at the gym the other day. you know, when you fart, and just keep walking around, trying to dilute the fart by spreading it around as much as possible.

it didn't work as well as i thought it would.

I call that crop dusting!

I'm glad I workout at home but the best is when I am working out and let one rip and the hubby walks in right when I do it. Mine are almost always quiet and he was like really? Did that just slip out while you were doing squats? YEP!

heresmyinsidevoice

This thread is seven pages worth of AWESOME!
Totally made me LOL for real! I was having a stressful morning, and this just turned my mood around for the better! :laugh:
Keep on spreading the methane MFPeeps!

rhiasmith

Oh god when I'm running it's terrible, the shame, atleast everyones making noise in there and noone hears ;D

0PhAtDaDdY

I think u guys r bored, hahahahah.........7 pages in da forum......

runbyme

I was raised on a farm and when the cows would walk down the path to the barn they would fart with every step! I replicated this on the treadmill one day and got so tickled I almost fell off! :laugh:

KimbersNewLife

Ya'll are making me fart I am laughing so hard!:sad: :sad: :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :laugh:

inuit

Mine have got worse since i have been eating more healthy, not so much smelly, but long and loud. I try and get as much out in the carpark, just have to check people following me in, but when in the pool i have to splash a lot or push my butt to the wall pretending to have a breather and do a controlled slow release or if there is a big one brewing I head to the jacuzzi.

christina0089

My fiancee is looking at me like I have lost my mind because I am sitting here loling like a loon at the computer screen! Thanks for the laughs!! :laugh:

ajp913

Somedays... especially when I'm running... I wish I had brought pre-apology notes to my fellow treadmillers... But i doubt anyone notices thanks to the plethora of b.o., deodorant, and perfume scents floating around (women wear a lot of perfume at the gym i go to... that's weirder than me farting in my opinion).

HollieDoodles

Now if they can add a feature that makes them sound proof, too!

twinoakbob

Do I ever. But I like farting in the pool the best. Bubbles . . . . .

UponThisRock

Now if they can add a feature that makes them sound proof, too!

And stylish, I might add.

mikey1976

this reminds me of my uncle car rides where hell he would drop the bomb and keep a straight face until we smelled it. then we had to crank on the handle to roll down the window. i think he ruined my child hood or stunt my groth. lol

CannibalisticVegetarian

I accidentally let one slip some weeks ago whilst doing crunches. Thankfully no one noticed... and I kinda tried to play it off by coughing and looking around... prolly brought more attention to me from that alone.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

Everyone knows when I did it. I can't keep a straight face. Can't help it, farts are funny! When my kids try to blame one on me, I say "Did you see me laughing? You know if I did it I'd be laughing!"

I didn't know there was a rule for crop dusting. I thought it was something to do just in case someone does come into the room, then they don't know where it originated. I sit at the front desk, and I had to stop doing it there because it never failed that someone would come up to my desk right after I did it! Yesterday was killer. :devil:

IvelisTorres2972

Lmao u have just madw me pee my pants! My hubby is the one who usualy farts in the stores while im walking behind him, n he tries to walk away from the smell. Last week we were n home depot n once again im behind him n i hear him fart i told him u pig dnt u realize their was an older man infront of u n he can hear u... But my hubby turned arround n said it was not me it was the old man in front of him. Lmao we started to laugh so hard n the old man just stood their like if mothing happened.

sinistertitan

I was raised on a farm and when the cows would walk down the path to the barn they would fart with every step! I replicated this on the treadmill one day and got so tickled I almost fell off! :laugh:

I believe they call those the "walking farts".

Picola1984

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP

That, gentleman. Was a fart

ClarkAddison

Not at the gym but kind of topic related. When I was twelve I brought a friend of mine on vacation with my family. We were driving from Chicago to Texas. We stopped one night at a hotel and crammed into one room. My mother and father proceeded to have a farting contest. Judging was based on volume, sound of and of course odor. Mind you I was used to this in the privacy of our own home but this was in front of my friend. I was horrified.

Looking back now, it is one of the fondest memories of how much my parents enjoyed life and didn't take things to seriously.

ericabrothers

this whole thread is hilarious :laugh:

Demmuscles

I haven't read the whole thread, so please ignore if already posted...

This chick totally farts at 2.39! Hilarious, happens to the best of us ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqHLOd49vW8

Yanicka1

eh, for the ladies that had multiples natural deliveries....can we talk about vaginal farts????? No...i am alone with this? Okidoki

MrsKite

eh, for the ladies that had multiples natural deliveries....can we talk about vaginal farts????? No...i am alone with this? Okidoki

Laughing so hard I can hardly breath.... That's one the men won't understand

Shaneekwa

eh, for the ladies that had multiples natural deliveries....can we talk about vaginal farts????? No...i am alone with this? Okidoki

Laughing so hard I can hardly breath.... That's one the men won't understand

I'm sure they can't relate but they have HAD to have heard it before lmfao....this is hilarious

cabaray

eh, for the ladies that had multiples natural deliveries....can we talk about vaginal farts????? No...i am alone with this? Okidoki

I hate that...what about when they don't come all the way out and you walk around with a bubble to pop...:laugh: :laugh:

thekacks

eh, for the ladies that had multiples natural deliveries....can we talk about vaginal farts????? No...i am alone with this? Okidoki

I hate that...what about when they don't come all the way out and you walk around with a bubble to pop...:laugh: :laugh:

OMG ROFLMAO!!!

ladytinkerbell99

"crop dusting" when the opportunity strikes..... but I will never figure out how when you do that, walk 100 ft and stop, the smell catches up with you full force.......


also easy when at the store with toddler boy to just say " say excuse me son" ........... worked well till one day, he exlaimed loudly back at me " I didn't fart daddy, that was you!"

That was great - I had a belly laugh! Thanks!

Marcy

mamagooskie

Always make sure you do it right next to the person who has the machine you want......clears em off fast. Or you know the annoying people that hang around the machines always funny to let out gas by them.