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  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    you have never seen a more cooperative kind of kid till the raw broccoli comes out
  • hartkid13
    hartkid13 Posts: 1,551 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    So has all the media blitz of the Swine floo died a slow death everywhere else? nothing on the news here!
  • heather0mc
    heather0mc Posts: 4,656 Member
    i dont watch tv - except for BL & grey's - however, i havent seen much online either. can someone please call the powers that be at my office and tell them i no longer am required to provide them with a pandemic reaction plan flow chart? thx! :drinker:
  • hartkid13
    hartkid13 Posts: 1,551 Member
    i dont watch tv - except for BL & grey's - however, i havent seen much online either. can someone please call the powers that be at my office and tell them i no longer am required to provide them with a pandemic reaction plan flow chart? thx! :drinker:

    Sure thing, Heather. What was that number again? I think they blocked my number after the last time I called about the internet thing. :laugh:

    Yeah it is finally slowing down. I don't watch local news, but I read a lot of news online and international news is about the only place it still has legs.
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    i dont watch tv - except for BL & grey's - however, i havent seen much online either. can someone please call the powers that be at my office and tell them i no longer am required to provide them with a pandemic reaction plan flow chart? thx! :drinker:

    Also inform them you don't have to wear that horrible gas mask thingy anymore, it hides your cute smile!
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    i dont watch tv - except for BL & grey's - however, i havent seen much online either. can someone please call the powers that be at my office and tell them i no longer am required to provide them with a pandemic reaction plan flow chart? thx! :drinker:

    Sure thing, Heather. What was that number again? I think they blocked my number after the last time I called about the internet thing. :laugh:

    Yeah it is finally slowing down. I don't watch local news, but I read a lot of news online and international news is about the only place it still has legs.

    Hart, I think you should still wear yours for a while!
  • hartkid13
    hartkid13 Posts: 1,551 Member

    Hart, I think you should still wear yours for a while!

    What the...? How did this turn into the gang up on Hart thread?
  • heather0mc
    heather0mc Posts: 4,656 Member

    Hart, I think you should still wear yours for a while!

    What the...? How did this turn into the gang up on Hart thread?

    hasnt it always been???
    :wink:
  • heather0mc
    heather0mc Posts: 4,656 Member
    i dont watch tv - except for BL & grey's - however, i havent seen much online either. can someone please call the powers that be at my office and tell them i no longer am required to provide them with a pandemic reaction plan flow chart? thx! :drinker:

    Sure thing, Heather. What was that number again? I think they blocked my number after the last time I called about the internet thing. :laugh:

    Yeah it is finally slowing down. I don't watch local news, but I read a lot of news online and international news is about the only place it still has legs.

    thx dear! ill send you the # - LOL!
  • hartkid13
    hartkid13 Posts: 1,551 Member

    Hart, I think you should still wear yours for a while!

    What the...? How did this turn into the gang up on Hart thread?

    hasnt it always been???
    :wink:

    lol...I suppose so, but usually its from Erica. I guess since she isn't here someone has to step up.
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715

    Hart, I think you should still wear yours for a while!

    What the...? How did this turn into the gang up on Hart thread?

    hasnt it always been???
    :wink:

    lol...I suppose so, but usually its from Erica. I guess since she isn't here someone has to step up.

    Well if you think about it, the next time you dive into a pool without..... and that mask on you can blame it on Trouble, good disguise huh! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • heather0mc
    heather0mc Posts: 4,656 Member

    Hart, I think you should still wear yours for a while!

    What the...? How did this turn into the gang up on Hart thread?

    hasnt it always been???
    :wink:

    lol...I suppose so, but usually its from Erica. I guess since she isn't here someone has to step up.

    yep! she's gonna be so proud! :blushing:
  • hartkid13
    hartkid13 Posts: 1,551 Member

    Well if you think about it, the next time you dive into a pool without..... and that mask on you can blame it on Trouble, good disguise huh! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    If I had a dollar every time I've been at a party where someone has....what?....prank caller, prank caller!
  • hartkid13
    hartkid13 Posts: 1,551 Member
    yep! she's gonna be so proud! :blushing:

    Uh oh, Heather. You're dropping the ball.

    1. I still don't have that #

    2. I've so far refuted all outrageous claims. Bring 'em on!

    3. I'm making a lot of lists today.

    4. I don't like lists that end on odd numbers.
  • heather0mc
    heather0mc Posts: 4,656 Member
    yep! she's gonna be so proud! :blushing:

    Uh oh, Heather. You're dropping the ball.

    1. I still don't have that #

    2. I've so far refuted all outrageous claims. Bring 'em on!

    3. I'm making a lot of lists today.

    4. I don't like lists that end on odd numbers.

    hart, this is the swine floo thread, not 3+1 trooths! :noway:
  • hartkid13
    hartkid13 Posts: 1,551 Member


    hart, this is the swine floo thread, not 3+1 trooths! :noway:

    Wow, thanks Heather. I was confused. :tongue: (sarcastic font)
  • heather0mc
    heather0mc Posts: 4,656 Member


    hart, this is the swine floo thread, not 3+1 trooths! :noway:

    Wow, thanks Heather. I was confused. :tongue: (sarcastic font)

    i figured you were felling lost with out erica giving you your daily dose of doo-doo. :tongue:

    now, where did i put that sarcastic font anyways....
  • hartkid13
    hartkid13 Posts: 1,551 Member
    i figured you were felling lost with out erica giving you your daily dose of doo-doo. :tongue:

    now, where did i put that sarcastic font anyways....

    It is sad but true. No one at work can successfully give me crap so I have to find it here. These boards help the work day pass by much more enjoyably.
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    soooooo you enjoy the abuse?:laugh: :laugh:
  • hartkid13
    hartkid13 Posts: 1,551 Member
    soooooo you enjoy the abuse?:laugh: :laugh:

    I enjoy this banter with anyone who can keep up. However I am reminded of an Offspring song. Self Esteem....anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    soooooo you enjoy the abuse?:laugh: :laugh:

    I enjoy this banter with anyone who can keep up. However I am reminded of an Offspring song. Self Esteem....anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

    So should we change our names to madame ................... and demand obediance?:laugh: :laugh:
  • hartkid13
    hartkid13 Posts: 1,551 Member


    So should we change our names to madame ................... and demand obediance?:laugh: :laugh:

    1st of all it is Mistress, and 2ndly, I have no idea what you're talking about. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    Trivia for all my know it all friends:
    Here's some fun facts for you!









    ********************************* ********************************************
    The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

    Blood plasma.
    ********************************* ******************************************
    No piece of paper can be folded in half

    more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
    ****************************************************************************
    Donkeys kill more people annually

    than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your *kitten* )
    ************************************************************************
    You burn more calories sleeping

    than you do watching television.
    **************************************************************************
    Oak trees do not produce acorns
    until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
    ****************************************************************************
    The first product to have a bar code

    was Wrigley's gum.
    *************************************************************************
    The King of Hearts is the only king

    WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
    ***************************************************************************
    American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
    by eliminating one (1) olive

    from each salad served in first-class.
    **************************************************************************
    Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

    (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)
    (That women are going the 'right' direction...?)

    *********************************************************************
    Apples, not caffeine,

    are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
    ************************************ ***********************************
    Most dust particles in your house are made from

    DEAD SKIN!
    ************************************************************************ ****
    The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

    So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
    ***************************************************************************
    Walt Disney was afraid

    OF MICE!
    **************************************************************************
    PEARLS MELT

    IN VINEGAR!
    *********************************************************************
    The three most valuable brand names on earth:
    Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
    **********************************************************************
    It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

    but, not downstairs.

    ************************************************************************
    A duck's quack doesn't echo,

    and no one knows why.
    ************************************************************************
    Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
    be kept at least six (6) feet away from
    a toilet to avoid airborne particles
    resulting from the flush.

    (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
    ***************************************************

    And the best for last....

    Turtles can breathe through their butts.
    (I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

    So........................



    Remember, knowledge is everything...and now go move your toothbrush!!!
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715


    So should we change our names to madame ................... and demand obediance?:laugh: :laugh:

    1st of all it is Mistress, and 2ndly, I have no idea what you're talking about. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Erica not being around to abuse you! See you did know the Mistress thing you kinky little devil you!
  • hartkid13
    hartkid13 Posts: 1,551 Member
    Erica not being around to abuse you! See you did know the Mistress thing you kinky little devil you!

    Lucky guess. :laugh:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    that's what they all say when they get caught :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • hartkid13
    hartkid13 Posts: 1,551 Member
    that's what they all say when they get caught :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Right....whatever you say CZ. That's not what you've been messaging me.... :laugh:
  • heather0mc
    heather0mc Posts: 4,656 Member
    soooooo you enjoy the abuse?:laugh: :laugh:

    I enjoy this banter with anyone who can keep up. However I am reminded of an Offspring song. Self Esteem....anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

    are you saying your the sucker with no self esteem?
  • hartkid13
    hartkid13 Posts: 1,551 Member

    are you saying your the sucker with no self esteem?

    Thank you! I was hoping someone else knew that song. I always liked that song.

    Not quite, I wouldn't be able to hang with so many beautiful women around if I were.
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