How often do you poop?

CoryIda
CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
edited November 12 in Chit-Chat
Because one of my fabulous MFPals wants to know, let's compare notes.



Me? Depending on how much fiber I eat (I average between 30-50 grams/day), anywhere from twice a day to once every two days (<--- that makes me sad when it happens)
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  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I've never gone a day without. I never get stopped up...I tend to have the opposite problem, usually in stressful times. No stress headaches or neckaches for me...it's all in my tummy.
  • jonnyb62
    jonnyb62 Posts: 426
    @cory What is with your poop fascination?
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    I've never gone a day without. I never get stopped up...I tend to have the opposite problem, usually in stressful times. No stress headaches or neckaches for me...it's all in my tummy.
    Before I discovered that the vast majority of my horrendous tummy issues were caused by food allergies and eliminated them, I probably went #2 more often than #1. Sooooo glad that's not the case anymore.
    @cory What is with your poop fascination?
    1) Potty humor is funny
    2) A friend wanted to know but didn't want to ask themselves. I asked for them.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    3 times this morning before I even had coffee. That's kinda rare though, I blame it on the meatloaf for dinner last night.

    Usually once a day.
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    everyday. doesn't everybody?
  • ElleOQuent
    ElleOQuent Posts: 429 Member
    I pooped today -- the first time in over a week.

    My protein intake is continuously topped out at over 150 g and I am pretty good at keeping my fiber up to par,


    I used to poop regularly when I ate like a heifer. It's mind boggling, really.
  • ElleOQuent
    ElleOQuent Posts: 429 Member
    everyday. doesn't everybody?

    I wish. :sad:
  • takehimaway
    takehimaway Posts: 499 Member
    I swear to god, it seems like never. Twice a week? Someone buy me some Miralax.
  • DoBetterDrea
    DoBetterDrea Posts: 85 Member
    About every other day or so....If I indulge in some raisin bran, it'll be every day, sometimes twice a day. Funny enough, I eat quite a bit of fiber daily (at least I thought I did). Lol
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    Every 2 - 3 days.
  • deftanker
    deftanker Posts: 105 Member
    right before I weigh myself
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    Twice a day
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Usually every day, at most - every 2.
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
    Hmmm... More pooper talk.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    Daily, and like clockwork. :happy:
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    Hmmm... More pooper talk.

    Yes but more the outtake not the intake.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Pooing is private! :sad:

    Once a day. After a few sips of coffee.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    No. I'm not answering this. I have a reputation to maintain.
  • mruntidy
    mruntidy Posts: 1,015 Member
    According to my mates i talk **** all day if that counts?
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
    When I'm eating well 75-95% of the time, at least once a day. Occasionally two or three times a day depending on fruits/veggies.

    Now. When I'm not eating well, it's more like once every 3 days, if I'm lucky. Certainly incentive to eat well!
  • Dtho5159
    Dtho5159 Posts: 1,054 Member
    Everyday and like Lorina said, like clockwork.
  • I_give_it_2_u_str8
    I_give_it_2_u_str8 Posts: 680 Member
    No. I'm not answering this. I have a reputation to maintain.

    my god man, since sept. you've been averaging like 500 posts per month. and they're not all shi*. (see what i did there?)
    your numbers are legendary

    p.s.
    <--- 666 YA buddy
  • onequirkygirl
    onequirkygirl Posts: 303 Member
    Only at the most inconvenient times. Usually once a day after coffee. Sometimes every other day...twice a day.

    If I ever see any of you on the street, I'll have to wear these --> :glasses:
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    Once a day, usually. I'll miss a day every now and then.

    Missing 2 days is bad news for those around me.
  • stablesong
    stablesong Posts: 224
    Between twice a day and every few days. I've always had tummy trouble. When I was little, I never went. Then in the past few years, I go too often or (tmi) have humongous poops that clog the toilet by themselves, no paper or anything... Oops. Anyway, I started eating Activia to maybe help it out but all it's done is make me unnaturally gassy.
  • Adrenaline_Queen
    Adrenaline_Queen Posts: 626 Member
    At least twice a day......................... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    LOL............................... :blushing:
  • EbbySoo
    EbbySoo Posts: 267 Member
    No. I'm not answering this. I have a reputation to maintain.

    Reputation of being a cyborg? I knew it! :D LOL. Ereyboday pooooooops! :D
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    Usually I go whenever I have to.
  • foodfight247
    foodfight247 Posts: 767 Member
    As if I've jumped into this thread after a few days away from MFP! Lol!

    I've heard that if you don't go once daily, you need to eat more fibre.

    Weetabix! Lol!
  • alxdeanda
    alxdeanda Posts: 72
    Hahaha a poop board. lol
    Twice a day usually. :]
    Everybody poops...eventually, according to some of the other MFPals. lol!
    :]
    and then I like weighing myself. HAHA. Just kidding. Kinda. :]
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