How often do you poop?

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  • Dtho5159
    Dtho5159 Posts: 1,054 Member
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    Everyday and like Lorina said, like clockwork.
  • I_give_it_2_u_str8
    I_give_it_2_u_str8 Posts: 680 Member
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    No. I'm not answering this. I have a reputation to maintain.

    my god man, since sept. you've been averaging like 500 posts per month. and they're not all shi*. (see what i did there?)
    your numbers are legendary

    p.s.
    <--- 666 YA buddy
  • onequirkygirl
    onequirkygirl Posts: 303 Member
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    Only at the most inconvenient times. Usually once a day after coffee. Sometimes every other day...twice a day.

    If I ever see any of you on the street, I'll have to wear these --> :glasses:
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
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    Once a day, usually. I'll miss a day every now and then.

    Missing 2 days is bad news for those around me.
  • stablesong
    stablesong Posts: 224
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    Between twice a day and every few days. I've always had tummy trouble. When I was little, I never went. Then in the past few years, I go too often or (tmi) have humongous poops that clog the toilet by themselves, no paper or anything... Oops. Anyway, I started eating Activia to maybe help it out but all it's done is make me unnaturally gassy.
  • Adrenaline_Queen
    Adrenaline_Queen Posts: 626 Member
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    At least twice a day......................... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    LOL............................... :blushing:
  • EbbySoo
    EbbySoo Posts: 267 Member
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    No. I'm not answering this. I have a reputation to maintain.

    Reputation of being a cyborg? I knew it! :D LOL. Ereyboday pooooooops! :D
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
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    Usually I go whenever I have to.
  • foodfight247
    foodfight247 Posts: 767 Member
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    As if I've jumped into this thread after a few days away from MFP! Lol!

    I've heard that if you don't go once daily, you need to eat more fibre.

    Weetabix! Lol!
  • alxdeanda
    alxdeanda Posts: 72
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    Hahaha a poop board. lol
    Twice a day usually. :]
    Everybody poops...eventually, according to some of the other MFPals. lol!
    :]
    and then I like weighing myself. HAHA. Just kidding. Kinda. :]
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
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    Not since Sunday. I don't know what is wrong with me... And this is my "normal". FFS!
  • alxdeanda
    alxdeanda Posts: 72
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    No. I'm not answering this. I have a reputation to maintain.

    Reputation of being a cyborg? I knew it! :D LOL. Ereyboday pooooooops! :D
    HAHAHAHAHA love it. lol
  • gp79
    gp79 Posts: 1,799 Member
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    I can tell you that if in a day...you eat 144g of Fiber, you better be near a bathroom and can of spray.
  • Meggles63
    Meggles63 Posts: 916 Member
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    Every morning, right after two cups of coffee, lol!
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
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    Im pooping right now.
  • snowbunnyxoxo21
    snowbunnyxoxo21 Posts: 19
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    everyday. sometimes once a day, sometimes 2 times a day... today I did like 4 times.
  • _HeathBar_
    _HeathBar_ Posts: 902 Member
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    I don't poop, when we try only rainbows and glitter come out. That's what I tell my husband at least.
  • snowbunnyxoxo21
    snowbunnyxoxo21 Posts: 19
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    I can tell you that if in a day...you eat 144g of Fiber, you better be near a bathroom and can of spray.


    hahahahahahahaha
  • onequirkygirl
    onequirkygirl Posts: 303 Member
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    Im pooping right now.


    Hahahaha......the beauty of having a laptop?
  • BigTechGuy
    BigTechGuy Posts: 4
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    Usually once a day.

    BTW, I'm pooping while I'm writing this.

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