How often do you poop?

kidsjaygirl

???? varies

HiKaren

There should be a % told on the scales......*blink blink blink*.....Weight, Fat, Muscle, Water, Poop

Yes there should be... Haah. :happy:

HiKaren

hofdog

Twice a day like clockwork. First thing in the morning and after late lunch.

ElisaMarie82

I used to go once a day, but when I started eating right and exercising I only had to go once a week or every other week O_o My Dr. Did a sonogram to see if I had a blockage but I was all clear.. I guess I'm just weird..

You're not weird, your body's just using up all of the food you consume. I only poop once or twice a week now too. I also went to the doctor for it, and he said everything's fine. I drink atleast 100 ounces of water a day and eat enough fiber. It does kinda get frustrating though when I finally get the urg to crap and a lousy *kitten* turd the size of a rabbit turd comes out! I'm happy to hear I'm not alone! Yaaaay for poop buddies!!! :laugh:

robinogue

everyday. doesn't everybody?

:sad: NO!!!!!

rlv2680

It's poop again!!!:bigsmile:

kimbly71

Three times a day, every day for the past three or four years. Wow! I can't imagine going a couple days without going...makes me want to fart just thinking about it. :blushing:

elenathegreat

3 maybe even 4 times a day. I eat lots of roughage and drink lots of water.

this!!

VanillaBeanSeed

Between twice a day and every few days. I've always had tummy trouble. When I was little, I never went. Then in the past few years, I go too often or (tmi) have humongous poops that clog the toilet by themselves, no paper or anything... Oops. Anyway, I started eating Activia to maybe help it out but all it's done is make me unnaturally gassy.

Yogurt messes with me too, making me gases and more liking to have to run to the toilet. Its hard, cuz yogurt is good for you and tasty, but im often afraid to eat it!

aelarek

My husband often weighs himself prepoop and post poop so he can see how much his s**t weighs...
As for me, I usually poop after exercise. Lol.

naughtia1978

Every morning like clock work, sometimes twice a day depending on fibre!

aa1440

I've never gone a day without. I never get stopped up...I tend to have the opposite problem, usually in stressful times. No stress headaches or neckaches for me...it's all in my tummy.

Before I discovered that the vast majority of my horrendous tummy issues were caused by food allergies and eliminated them, I probably went #2 more often than #1. Sooooo glad that's not the case anymore.

@cory What is with your poop fascination?

1) Potty humor is funny
2) A friend wanted to know but didn't want to ask themselves. I asked for them.

So your friend is safe and everyone thinks you are strange.

MarincicS

right before I weigh myself

LOL

FlyByJuly

Great...now I have poop-envy after reading how often some peeps poop. I used to be a pretty good pooper. But when I started eating better and working out, things slowed down. And then, 3 weeks ago I had surgery. Followed by a regimen of pain meds, which cause constipation. But I'm off those now. Still, my former daily poops are a no-show. I miss them. I want them back!

Tonnina

anywhere from 2 times a day to once a week... I'm working on upping my fiber but I find it hard...

Mommareed4

If I am lucky once a week

jcstanton

I used to go once a day, but when I started eating right and exercising I only had to go once a week or every other week O_o My Dr. Did a sonogram to see if I had a blockage but I was all clear.. I guess I'm just weird..

You're not weird, your body's just using up all of the food you consume. I only poop once or twice a week now too. I also went to the doctor for it, and he said everything's fine. I drink atleast 100 ounces of water a day and eat enough fiber. It does kinda get frustrating though when I finally get the urg to crap and a lousy *kitten* turd the size of a rabbit turd comes out! I'm happy to hear I'm not alone! Yaaaay for poop buddies!!! :laugh:

^^^^Hahahahaaaa!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That could TOTALLY have been me writing that! LOL I get so ticked off when I get an overwhelming "urge" and I run to the bathroom all excited, I sit down on the toilet and put on my "game" face (this is me straining

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>:mad: :explode: ) Then all I hear is a loud fart, then a tiny little "bloop" as a rabbit turd drops in the water. :indifferent::huh::grumble: It's like (in an unenthusiastic, monotone), "Yay, me...woohoo." :ohwell:

SteveHunt113

I don't poop, when we try only rainbows and glitter come out. That's what I tell my husband at least.

Hey, me too! Only that's what I tell my wife!

Seriously, now it's once a day like clockwork! Would like to change that clock though, move it from 10AM to 5AM so I can then weight myself AFTER!

When I ate what I wanted and as much as I wanted, 2-3 time a day.

mamagooskie

not as much as I'd like....... 1-2X a week at most. I went to dr nothing is wrong it's just me, been like this forever.

If I binge though (as in eat everything in sight and pig out or eat poorly for days like when camping etc) I can go like 3-4 times in one day but I think it's just my body's way of getting rid of the garbage I consumed as quickly as possible.

mikanjuliansmommy

I am lucky if every 2 mostly 3 or 4 days I know that is so horrible. Smooth Move tea helps

jcstanton

I've never gone a day without. I never get stopped up...I tend to have the opposite problem, usually in stressful times. No stress headaches or neckaches for me...it's all in my tummy.

Before I discovered that the vast majority of my horrendous tummy issues were caused by food allergies and eliminated them, I probably went #2 more often than #1. Sooooo glad that's not the case anymore.

@cory What is with your poop fascination?

1) Potty humor is funny
2) A friend wanted to know but didn't want to ask themselves. I asked for them.

So your friend is safe and everyone thinks you are strange.

Ummmm....there are five pages of people commenting on this by telling everybody and their brother about their most personal bodily functions. If she's strange for posting this, apparently, she is NOT alone. Just sayin. LOL

SteveHunt113

I used to go once a day, but when I started eating right and exercising I only had to go once a week or every other week O_o My Dr. Did a sonogram to see if I had a blockage but I was all clear.. I guess I'm just weird..

You're not weird, your body's just using up all of the food you consume. I only poop once or twice a week now too. I also went to the doctor for it, and he said everything's fine. I drink atleast 100 ounces of water a day and eat enough fiber. It does kinda get frustrating though when I finally get the urg to crap and a lousy *kitten* turd the size of a rabbit turd comes out! I'm happy to hear I'm not alone! Yaaaay for poop buddies!!! :laugh:

^^^^Hahahahaaaa!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That could TOTALLY have been me writing that! LOL I get so ticked off when I get an overwhelming "urge" and I run to the bathroom all excited, I sit down on the toilet and put on my "game" face (this is me straining

---

>:mad: :explode: ) Then all I hear is a loud fart, then a tiny little "bloop" as a rabbit turd drops in the water. :indifferent::huh::grumble: It's like (in an unenthusiastic, monotone), "Yay, me...woohoo." :ohwell:

These three posts ... the best laugh I've had all day!

THANK YOU!

Potty humor ... it's the best thing EVER!

LATeagno

I don't poop. I'm a girl and girls don't poop. lol

Punkedpoetess

1-2 times a day most of the time. I usually get in at least 25 grams of fiber in. Eating mostly healthy foods helps keep me regular.

GroupXZ

Like 3 times a week

robot_potato

Daily. More so at stressful times. Less when i eat crap. Not real crap. Bad food crap.

chrisc16

Shhh.... I'm pooping right now...

lilojoke

After every meal! I eat twice a day most days LOL

GroupXZ

Shhh.... I'm pooping right now...

I know... I am watching. :flowerforyou: