How often do you poop?

LilRedRooster

Every other day to every two days. I've been that way since I was a kid, like clockwork. That's just how I roll.

WanderingMe

Every morning. Unless I run late. God, I hate pooping at work.

I love pooping at work. I try to time it that way so I don't have to buy as much tp lol

Lol, you are totally my hero now.

I poop once every few days....I wish it was more often. Oh! And I also have weighed myself before and after. Sometimes I'm pretty impressed with my bum....

Reecebullet

Normally, once every 2-3 days. Sometimes once every 1-2 days, other times twice a day. Randomly for the win.

mes1119

AT LEAST once a day, usually MORE. I've NEVER had issues with that.

my question is...how the heck do you get 30-50 grams of fiber a day?!?!?!

mes1119

I don't poop. I'm a girl and girls don't poop. lol

Duuurrrrrhhhhh

BrookSt_Jane

I don't poop. I'm a girl and girls don't poop. lol

Duuurrrrrhhhhh

:laugh:

I go everyday, usually 2 to 3 times. I chalk it up to fiber, plenty of fruits & veggies, and plenty of H20!!

volunteerfirefighter_mommy

every day. same time. guaranteed....

makes me wonder, how many other MFP users are out there pooping at the same time as me.......? lol
:blushing:

hapoo100

once normally
twice when i go normally then if I almost get into a car accident
three times if I go normally then i almost get into a car accident and then watch a scary movie

janet_pratt

I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

JoolieW68

After reading thru this hysterical post, I realize I need more fiber..... And many of you are full of *kitten*. :laugh:

missbethea

I poop at least once a day.

Though I'd say, on average, two or three times a day. Which everyone says makes me weird. But it makes me glad to know I'm not stopped up.

Umeboshi

Once every two to three days... sometimes up to 5 days.
Thanks Cymbalta/Abilify.

SteveHunt113

... And I also have weighed myself before and after. Sometimes I'm pretty impressed with my bum....

You are awesome! How can I not send a friend request based on this reply?

LOL!

Bikini27

Up to 5 times a day.
At least once a day.

sullymanjohn

When I'm at home I am vegetarian and normally go between one and three times a day. However...when I am deployed the food choice gets slim and I am forced to eat their horrible food. When I was deployed throughout most of last year I was in the ER twice because I hadn't pooped in ten days...

AmberFaith90

Before I started eating healthy, once every 4-5 days. I used to HAVE to take laxatives in order to "go". Sad, right? Now...I go every day. A small triumph that counts big ;P

SteveHunt113

my question is...how the heck do you get 30-50 grams of fiber a day?!?!?!

I'm currently at 61 grams of fiber and still have about 700 calories left for today. My food diary is wide open if you want to look. Be nice re the sodium!

PinkEarthMama

my question is...how the heck do you get 30-50 grams of fiber a day?!?!?!

I'm currently at 61 grams of fiber and still have about 700 calories left for today. My food diary is wide open if you want to look. Be nice re the sodium!

Seven cups of salad???

SteveHunt113

my question is...how the heck do you get 30-50 grams of fiber a day?!?!?!

I'm currently at 61 grams of fiber and still have about 700 calories left for today. My food diary is wide open if you want to look. Be nice re the sodium!

Seven cups of salad???

Yep, I love the stuff!

CoryIda

I've never gone a day without. I never get stopped up...I tend to have the opposite problem, usually in stressful times. No stress headaches or neckaches for me...it's all in my tummy.

Before I discovered that the vast majority of my horrendous tummy issues were caused by food allergies and eliminated them, I probably went #2 more often than #1. Sooooo glad that's not the case anymore.

@cory What is with your poop fascination?

1) Potty humor is funny
2) A friend wanted to know but didn't want to ask themselves. I asked for them.

So your friend is safe and everyone thinks you are strange.

I *am* strange, and I have no problem with that.
Potty humor is funny.
I can also burp the alphabet.
My 9 year old son thinks I'm the coolest mom alive.

Newf77

Usually every day, some days it is like rabbit pellets other days it is like a Bison. Next topic the stench left behind :P}:sick:

HiKaren

Usually every day, some days it is like rabbit pellets other days it is like a Bison. Next topic the stench left behind :P}:sick:

Haaaaah. :laugh:

jonnyb62

I've never gone a day without. I never get stopped up...I tend to have the opposite problem, usually in stressful times. No stress headaches or neckaches for me...it's all in my tummy.

Before I discovered that the vast majority of my horrendous tummy issues were caused by food allergies and eliminated them, I probably went #2 more often than #1. Sooooo glad that's not the case anymore.

@cory What is with your poop fascination?

1) Potty humor is funny
2) A friend wanted to know but didn't want to ask themselves. I asked for them.

So your friend is safe and everyone thinks you are strange.

I *am* strange, and I have no problem with that.
Potty humor is funny.
I can also burp the alphabet.
My 9 year old son thinks I'm the coolest mom alive.

Yep you are kinda strange, but that's okay - I wouldn't have near as much fun reading your posts if you weren't. Also, this thread is hilarious. :laugh:

BTW, I'm in the - my body is using every single calorie I consume category, so I rarely poop these days. AND, I've been known to weigh before and after - well, it wasn't really known before, but I guess it is now. :bigsmile: :blushing:

triplejay1

Before I started this diet/lifestyle change in Jan, every day, now its like every 2 or 3rd day. I dont like that, im trying to get more fiber but its difficult.

MyFeistyEvolution

HAAA I'm so glad I came back to read through this...

I feel bad for anyone who doesn't poop for a couple days...

Me? Daily and like a few others said, like clockwork.

Smuterella

It used to be every single day at exactly 11am, now, it has been three days. Senna tonight, and a cigarette in the morning if that doesn't work. :-(

aj_gettingfit

I pooped today -- the first time in over a week.

My protein intake is continuously topped out at over 150 g and I am pretty good at keeping my fiber up to par,


I used to poop regularly when I ate like a heifer. It's mind boggling, really.

I have the same issue. I go way less now than I did when I ate unhealthy.

Bronx_Montgomery

Sweet my favorite subject. My bathroom is my thrown as I spend a lot of time there. Everyday I go about 3-4 times. Sometimes more. What I have found amazing about my body since I have been eating healthy is that if I eat something bad or that my body does not like ie Mcdonalds....my body will flush it within 15-20 mins. NO JOKE!!

My body is my Temple and only wants nutrients!!

jonnyb62

Sweet my favorite subject. My bathroom is my thrown as I spend a lot of time there. Everyday I go about 3-4 times. Sometimes more. What I have found amazing about my body since I have been eating healthy is that if I eat something bad or that my body does not like ie Mcdonalds....my body will flush it within 15-20 mins. NO JOKE!!

My body is my Temple and only wants nutrients!!

BRB - going to McDonalds :bigsmile: :laugh:

Bronx_Montgomery