How often do you poop?

TopazCarey

Once every other day, usually.

milaxx

Anywhere from 2-5 times a day. I probably average 3 times a day, I always have to go when I wake up and then again an hour after lunch. I have never gone a day without pooping.

Reckabek

everyday. doesn't everybody?

Nope im lucky to go every three days!

CoryIda

Every morning. Unless I run late. God, I hate pooping at work.

I love pooping at work. I try to time it that way so I don't have to buy as much tp lol

Banks01

Hahaha a poop board. lol
Twice a day usually. :]
Everybody poops...eventually, according to some of the other MFPals. lol!
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and then I like weighing myself. HAHA. Just kidding. Kinda. :]

The withings scale I have says to "take care of morning business, move around for 30 minutes, and don't drink anything" then weigh in.

It measures BMI and fat% too.

I like to weigh myself before and after. I've had some impressive losses.

Somebody had a thread that she had a 2.7 lb difference. If I read it correctly

Nucky719

Like every 3 or 4 days. I've always been constipated. When I got my colonoscopy the doc said "there's nothing wrong with you, you're just literally full of poop." :laugh:

HiKaren

I get up, let the dogs out so they can poop, while smoking (ssh) w/ coffee, then I gotta go poop. :smokin:

I poop every morning.. If Its a good day... I poop when I get home from work too. But thats not very often.

If I don't drink enough water, don't exercise, or don't eat enough veggies...... Then I wont have to poop.

CoryIda

Hahaha a poop board. lol
Twice a day usually. :]
Everybody poops...eventually, according to some of the other MFPals. lol!
:]
and then I like weighing myself. HAHA. Just kidding. Kinda. :]

The withings scale I have says to "take care of morning business, move around for 30 minutes, and don't drink anything" then weigh in.

It measures BMI and fat% too.

I like to weigh myself before and after. I've had some impressive losses.

Somebody had a thread that she had a 2.7 lb difference. If I read it correctly

That's nothing. I've dropped 5 pounds before.

sobriquet84

right before I weigh myself

please teach me how to poop on demand.

LisamarieBond14

My partner thinks I need to see a doctor because I only go twice a week, maybe 3 times on a good week! He can go every day, sometimes twice in a day but I have been known to go only once in a week! I eat quite well too, I think it's just my normal!

CallieM15

I swear to god, it seems like never. Twice a week? Someone buy me some Miralax.

LOL. Try some green tea? It gets water intake in and does WONDERS to me when I feel like im having issues... AND it tastes good. And not the bottles crap with sugar. Like herbal green tea. Its supposedly a natural laxative.

sobriquet84

i go every morning, after my morning coffee. that'll usually be it for the day.

maddiedog22

everyday. doesn't everybody?

I wish. :sad:

Haha agree maybe 2 times a week due too sever anemia I take alot of iron supplements

capnwo85

3x daily. Usually twice in the am, before breakfast.

kissy28wv

I don't poop, when we try only rainbows and glitter come out. That's what I tell my husband at least.

This is too funny!!!! My ex didn't know I pooped and my husband has to be far from the bathroom. I told him that girls don't poop or fart. I will have to tell him about the glitter and rainbows.
At least 2-3 times a day. I am crying if I go half a day.

jwalker30

Maybe I just eat a lot but........ 4-5 / day

jcstanton

Im pooping right now.

^^^I thought I smelled something...:laugh:

Well, last week I was in the bathroom 3 or 4 times/day. This week, I haven't gone since Saturday afternoon. Amazingly, though, I don't feel bloated. Does that mean I'm not eating enough? LOL

NamsdnaL

3 maybe even 4 times a day. I eat lots of roughage and drink lots of water.

girlwapp

Depends on what I eat, but definitely anywhere from once a week to three times a day. Mrph, my tummy and I are on not-so-good terms, though it's been better since I discovered I am lactose intolerant... but when I binge, drink alcohol, get ToM-y, or am under a lot of stress, **** changes. (HAH)

bitty1taz

My boyfriend goes every morning upon waking up. I on the other hand am lucky if I go 2 or three times a week. I wished I was able to go more. I tend to feel so...puffy.

onequirkygirl

There should be a % told on the scales......*blink blink blink*.....Weight, Fat, Muscle, Water, Poop

sobriquet84

one tip-- if you feel like you're not going enough (you really should be going every day), and you're getting enough fiber, start taking acidophilus (probiotic). you can get it in supplement form or in milk or in yogurt (i.e. activia). my husband and i drink skim acidophulis and bifidus milk, TOTALLY helps with getting a good daily poop.

IronmanPanda

Maybe I just eat a lot but........ 4-5 / day

Damn you must be sore from all that wiping.

danoprince

I poop excellence. Constantly. I poop poop every morning right after I wake up and have a cup of coffee. You can set your clock by that, if you adjust for daylight savings time.

aquitania

Usually once a day. But recently, i was taking some antibiotics and i believe it changed my routine, so i had to go up to 4 times a day for more than a week. That drove me nuts! Now it's fine again. :-)

Btw, awesome topic! ;-)

noemike

once or twice a day it used to be like clock work 7 am then 4 pm but not anymore but still 1 or 2 times a day

MILICA1986

Every third or fourth day, and it doesn't bother me :glasses:

aippolito1

Twice a day usually if I get enough fiber - sometimes three times.

nsdjogger

everyday. doesn't everybody?

I wish. :sad:

Try GG Brancrisp crackers. 5g of fiber and only 12 calories each. I eat 3-5 per day.

Sarawoods

I used to go once a day, ut when I started eating right and exercising I only had to go once a week or every other week O_o My Dr. Did a sonogram to see if I had a blockage but I was all clear.. I guess I'm just weird..