How often do you poop?

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  • LilRedRooster
    LilRedRooster Posts: 1,421 Member
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    Every other day to every two days. I've been that way since I was a kid, like clockwork. That's just how I roll.
  • WanderingMe
    WanderingMe Posts: 216 Member
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    Every morning. Unless I run late. God, I hate pooping at work. :(
    I love pooping at work. I try to time it that way so I don't have to buy as much tp lol

    Lol, you are totally my hero now.

    I poop once every few days....I wish it was more often. Oh! And I also have weighed myself before and after. Sometimes I'm pretty impressed with my bum....
  • Reecebullet
    Reecebullet Posts: 141 Member
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    Normally, once every 2-3 days. Sometimes once every 1-2 days, other times twice a day. Randomly for the win.
  • mes1119
    mes1119 Posts: 1,082 Member
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    AT LEAST once a day, usually MORE. I've NEVER had issues with that.

    my question is...how the heck do you get 30-50 grams of fiber a day?!?!?!
  • mes1119
    mes1119 Posts: 1,082 Member
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    I don't poop. I'm a girl and girls don't poop. lol

    Duuurrrrrhhhhh
  • BrookSt_Jane
    BrookSt_Jane Posts: 390
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    I don't poop. I'm a girl and girls don't poop. lol

    Duuurrrrrhhhhh

    :laugh:

    I go everyday, usually 2 to 3 times. I chalk it up to fiber, plenty of fruits & veggies, and plenty of H20!!
  • volunteerfirefighter_mommy
    volunteerfirefighter_mommy Posts: 6
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    every day. same time. guaranteed....

    makes me wonder, how many other MFP users are out there pooping at the same time as me.......? lol
    :blushing:
  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 940 Member
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    once normally
    twice when i go normally then if I almost get into a car accident
    three times if I go normally then i almost get into a car accident and then watch a scary movie
  • janet_pratt
    janet_pratt Posts: 747 Member
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    I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.
  • JoolieW68
    JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
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    After reading thru this hysterical post, I realize I need more fiber..... And many of you are full of *kitten*. :laugh:
  • missbethea
    missbethea Posts: 280 Member
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    I poop at least once a day.

    Though I'd say, on average, two or three times a day. Which everyone says makes me weird. But it makes me glad to know I'm not stopped up.
  • Umeboshi
    Umeboshi Posts: 1,637 Member
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    Once every two to three days... sometimes up to 5 days.
    Thanks Cymbalta/Abilify. <3
  • SteveHunt113
    SteveHunt113 Posts: 648 Member
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    ... And I also have weighed myself before and after. Sometimes I'm pretty impressed with my bum....
    You are awesome! How can I not send a friend request based on this reply?

    LOL!
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,298 Member
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    Up to 5 times a day.
    At least once a day.
  • sullymanjohn
    sullymanjohn Posts: 101
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    When I'm at home I am vegetarian and normally go between one and three times a day. However...when I am deployed the food choice gets slim and I am forced to eat their horrible food. When I was deployed throughout most of last year I was in the ER twice because I hadn't pooped in ten days...
  • AmberFaith90
    AmberFaith90 Posts: 904 Member
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    Before I started eating healthy, once every 4-5 days. I used to HAVE to take laxatives in order to "go". Sad, right? Now...I go every day. A small triumph that counts big ;P
  • SteveHunt113
    SteveHunt113 Posts: 648 Member
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    my question is...how the heck do you get 30-50 grams of fiber a day?!?!?!
    I'm currently at 61 grams of fiber and still have about 700 calories left for today. My food diary is wide open if you want to look. Be nice re the sodium!
  • PinkEarthMama
    PinkEarthMama Posts: 987 Member
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    my question is...how the heck do you get 30-50 grams of fiber a day?!?!?!
    I'm currently at 61 grams of fiber and still have about 700 calories left for today. My food diary is wide open if you want to look. Be nice re the sodium!

    Seven cups of salad???
  • SteveHunt113
    SteveHunt113 Posts: 648 Member
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    my question is...how the heck do you get 30-50 grams of fiber a day?!?!?!
    I'm currently at 61 grams of fiber and still have about 700 calories left for today. My food diary is wide open if you want to look. Be nice re the sodium!

    Seven cups of salad???
    Yep, I love the stuff!
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    I've never gone a day without. I never get stopped up...I tend to have the opposite problem, usually in stressful times. No stress headaches or neckaches for me...it's all in my tummy.
    Before I discovered that the vast majority of my horrendous tummy issues were caused by food allergies and eliminated them, I probably went #2 more often than #1. Sooooo glad that's not the case anymore.
    @cory What is with your poop fascination?
    1) Potty humor is funny
    2) A friend wanted to know but didn't want to ask themselves. I asked for them.



    So your friend is safe and everyone thinks you are strange. :(
    I *am* strange, and I have no problem with that.
    Potty humor is funny.
    I can also burp the alphabet.
    My 9 year old son thinks I'm the coolest mom alive.

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