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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

Cameron_1969
Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,870 Member
Mojo lost to time
My gut is gooey and soft
Help me fitness pal
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  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,870 Member
    I want some bacon.
    Greasy, salty, crispy; yum.
    Too bad I'm so fat.

    awesome :)
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,870 Member
    My plan was faulty
    Nobody wants to haiku
    How 'bout limericks?
  • JennetteMac
    JennetteMac Posts: 767 Member
    Sun is shining bright
    sky is pretty blue; breeze warm.
    So why on laptop?
  • Allie_71
    Allie_71 Posts: 1,067 Member
    Oh yummy pad thai
    with your sweet and pungent sauce
    get in my belleh.
  • jetscreaminagain
    jetscreaminagain Posts: 1,131 Member
    In all things: balance
    NEAT limits calorie burn
    First Lifting. Now nap.


    ETA: Numbers are hard! I did 7-9-7 instead of 5-7-5. Now I must fix. *hangs head in shame and turns in nerd card*
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Chardonnay, my love
    You make me forget my thoughts
    Oh look, new shoes! *hic*
  • SwimTheButterfly
    SwimTheButterfly Posts: 265 Member
    At the Klondike Druid Farm,
    the jackets clasp at the ankles,
    run away fast.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,846 Member
    tasty jelly beans sing
    gooey goodness in a shell
    oh! jelly belly
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
    Chardonnay, my love
    You make me forget my thoughts
    Oh look, new shoes! *hic*

    ^ nice. i like your use of *hic*

    - - -


    O sticky asphalt
    gushing fire hydrant spray...
    RUN for ice cream truck
  • SwimTheButterfly
    SwimTheButterfly Posts: 265 Member
    He wore a space suit
    made randomly of giant pockets,
    filled with cheese.
  • Allie_71
    Allie_71 Posts: 1,067 Member
    she displayed her heart
    in a forgotten bell jar
    covered with muslin.
  • SwimTheButterfly
    SwimTheButterfly Posts: 265 Member
    Hahahaha! Engineman!

    Wrong thinking will be punished,
    so run and run
    as fast as you can, man.
  • SwimTheButterfly
    SwimTheButterfly Posts: 265 Member
    Angry farmers ask
    What is all this brou-ha-ha
    about flapping loaves.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,870 Member
    I like popsicles
    they come in different colors
    my molars hurt. owwww.
  • pkfrankel
    pkfrankel Posts: 171 Member
    I ran a 10 K
    Now I can eat a donut
    That's my fitness plan
  • jcriscuolo
    jcriscuolo Posts: 319 Member
    I have never tried
    to write a haiku before
    so here I go now
  • CMmrsfloyd
    CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,385 Member
    One hundred times up
    And then one hundred times down
    Stair climbing is fun
  • rockchalk956
    rockchalk956 Posts: 107 Member
    haiku-sense-refrigerator.jpg

    Damn it! I was gonna post exactly that. :P