Is "Clear American" Flavored Sparkling Water too good to be

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  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,442 Member
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  • pinuplove
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  • Tacklewasher
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  • kami3006
    kami3006 Posts: 4,978 Member
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    Nice little happy toaster...
  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
    edited November 2018
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    Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

    Shaped like the Death Star.

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    Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

    I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

    If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

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  • kellyjellybellyjelly
    kellyjellybellyjelly Posts: 9,480 Member
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    Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

    Shaped like the Death Star.

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    Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

    I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

    If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

    Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

    Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

    Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

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  • earlnabby
    earlnabby Posts: 8,171 Member
    edited November 2018
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    Why do people insist on calling things like Clear American "flavored water"??? They are clear sodas since they have carbonation, flavor, and sweetener with no alcohol. Even the packaging calls it a "water beverage" which is a bit of a redundancy but legally they cannot use the term sparking water..

    I like them on occasion, just like I like other soda. My favorite is from Aldi. Most of the time I like sparkling water I fizz up myself with my SodaStream and flavor with extract.
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,442 Member
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    earlnabby wrote: »
    Why do people insist on calling things like Clear American "flavored water"??? They are clear sodas since they have carbonation, flavor, and sweetener with no alcohol. Even the packaging calls it a "water beverage" which is a bit of a redundancy.

    I like them on occasion, just like I like other soda. My favorite is from Aldi. Most of the time I like sparkling water I fizz up myself with my SodaStream and flavor with extract.

    Marketing. You'll feel better about yourself, because you're drinking "water."
  • nutmegoreo
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    This post BINGO's all by itself!

    DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

    Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

    Shaped like the Death Star.

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    Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

    I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

    If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

    Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

    Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

    Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

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    Sold! Do you take Canadian money?
  • Tacklewasher
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    I really need you folks to stop quoting that damn thing. Blew up my notifications (which is what @pinuplove and @quiksylver296 were going for).
  • nutmegoreo
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    This post BINGO's all by itself!

    DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

    Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

    Shaped like the Death Star.

    cqielx3hx435.jpg

    Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

    I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

    If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

    Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

    Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

    Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

    9mevsq0nm59y.jpg

    For @Tacklewasher
  • Ruatine
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
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    This post BINGO's all by itself!

    DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

    Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

    Shaped like the Death Star.

    cqielx3hx435.jpg

    Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

    I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

    If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

    Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

    Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

    Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

    9mevsq0nm59y.jpg

    Sold! Do you take Canadian money?

    Is that like Monopoly money? :wink:
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    Ruatine wrote: »
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    pinuplove wrote: »
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    pinuplove wrote: »
    Wall of text - check
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    This post BINGO's all by itself!

    DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

    Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

    Shaped like the Death Star.

    cqielx3hx435.jpg

    Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

    I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

    If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

    Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

    Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

    Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

    9mevsq0nm59y.jpg

    Sold! Do you take Canadian money?

    Is that like Monopoly money? :wink:

    Similar. It has a variety of colours. :bigsmile:
  • RAinWA
    RAinWA Posts: 1,980 Member
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    This post BINGO's all by itself!

    DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

    Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

    Shaped like the Death Star.

    cqielx3hx435.jpg

    Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

    I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

    If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

    Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

    Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

    Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

    9mevsq0nm59y.jpg

    For @Tacklewasher

    I would never get to eat warm toast again - I would be too busy coloring in the hair and beard with jelly.
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,442 Member
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    I really need you folks to stop quoting that damn thing. Blew up my notifications (which is what @pinuplove and @quiksylver296 were going for).

    I'm getting them, too. Fair's fair, @tacklewasher.
  • Tacklewasher
    Tacklewasher Posts: 7,122 Member
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
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    pinuplove wrote: »
    pinuplove wrote: »
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    pinuplove wrote: »
    pinuplove wrote: »
    Wall of text - check
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    This post BINGO's all by itself!

    DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

    Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

    Shaped like the Death Star.

    cqielx3hx435.jpg

    Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

    I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

    If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

    Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

    Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

    Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

    9mevsq0nm59y.jpg

    Sold! Do you take Canadian money?

    Is that like Monopoly money? :wink:

    Similar. It has a variety of colours. :bigsmile:

    rldhi3kguo6l.jpg
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    RAinWA wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    pinuplove wrote: »
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    pinuplove wrote: »
    Wall of text - check
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    This post BINGO's all by itself!

    DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

    Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

    Shaped like the Death Star.

    cqielx3hx435.jpg

    Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

    I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

    If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

    Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

    Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

    Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

    9mevsq0nm59y.jpg

    For @Tacklewasher

    I would never get to eat warm toast again - I would be too busy coloring in the hair and beard with jelly.

    Yes! Variety of jellies and peanut butter. And how fitting for Bob Ross.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
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    pinuplove wrote: »
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    This post BINGO's all by itself!

    DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

    Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

    Shaped like the Death Star.

    cqielx3hx435.jpg

    Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

    I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

    If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

    Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

    Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

    Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

    9mevsq0nm59y.jpg

    Sold! Do you take Canadian money?

    Is that like Monopoly money? :wink:

    Similar. It has a variety of colours. :bigsmile:

    rldhi3kguo6l.jpg

    Bragging about your wealth?