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Tacklewasher

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This post BINGO's all by itself!

DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

Shaped like the Death Star.

Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

Sold! Do you take Canadian money?

Is that like Monopoly money?

Similar. It has a variety of colours. :bigsmile:

Bragging about your wealth?

Yup. Some of them are even worth $1

nutmegoreo

Tacklewasher wrote: »

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Ruatine wrote: »

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pinuplove wrote: »

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pinuplove wrote: »

quiksylver296 wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

quiksylver296 wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

quiksylver296 wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

Wall of text - check
Random caps - check
Gross generalization - check
Blatantly false claims - check
Zombie thread resurrection with first post - check

This post BINGO's all by itself!

DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

Shaped like the Death Star.

Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

Sold! Do you take Canadian money?

Is that like Monopoly money?

Similar. It has a variety of colours. :bigsmile:

Bragging about your wealth?

Yup. Some of them are even worth $1

And when you have stacks of them like that...

Too bad you can't use them to pick up some Timmies.

Tacklewasher

nutmegoreo wrote: »

Tacklewasher wrote: »

nutmegoreo wrote: »

Tacklewasher wrote: »

nutmegoreo wrote: »

Ruatine wrote: »

nutmegoreo wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

Tacklewasher wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

quiksylver296 wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

quiksylver296 wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

quiksylver296 wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

Wall of text - check
Random caps - check
Gross generalization - check
Blatantly false claims - check
Zombie thread resurrection with first post - check

This post BINGO's all by itself!

DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

Shaped like the Death Star.

Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

Sold! Do you take Canadian money?

Is that like Monopoly money?

Similar. It has a variety of colours. :bigsmile:

Bragging about your wealth?

Yup. Some of them are even worth $1

And when you have stacks of them like that...

Too bad you can't use them to pick up some Timmies.

Local pizza shop (gone now) used to take them at 1/2 value.

And I'm not a big fan of Timmies. Prefer Starbucks.

pinuplove

nutmegoreo wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

Tacklewasher wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

quiksylver296 wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

quiksylver296 wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

quiksylver296 wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

Wall of text - check
Random caps - check
Gross generalization - check
Blatantly false claims - check
Zombie thread resurrection with first post - check

This post BINGO's all by itself!

DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

Shaped like the Death Star.

Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

For @Tacklewasher

Fun side note - he actually hated that hairstyle, but it had become so iconic he couldn't change it later. (And my source for that information is mentalfloss.com so, you know, it has to be true!)

nutmegoreo

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Ruatine wrote: »

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pinuplove wrote: »

Tacklewasher wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

quiksylver296 wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

quiksylver296 wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

quiksylver296 wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

Wall of text - check
Random caps - check
Gross generalization - check
Blatantly false claims - check
Zombie thread resurrection with first post - check

This post BINGO's all by itself!

DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

Shaped like the Death Star.

Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

Sold! Do you take Canadian money?

Is that like Monopoly money?

Similar. It has a variety of colours. :bigsmile:

Bragging about your wealth?

Yup. Some of them are even worth $1

And when you have stacks of them like that...

Too bad you can't use them to pick up some Timmies.

Local pizza shop (gone now) used to take them at 1/2 value.

And I'm not a big fan of Timmies. Prefer Starbucks.

You're gonna need more money.

kellyjellybellyjelly

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nutmegoreo wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

Tacklewasher wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

quiksylver296 wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

quiksylver296 wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

quiksylver296 wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

Wall of text - check
Random caps - check
Gross generalization - check
Blatantly false claims - check
Zombie thread resurrection with first post - check

This post BINGO's all by itself!

DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

Shaped like the Death Star.

Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

For @Tacklewasher

I would never get to eat warm toast again - I would be too busy coloring in the hair and beard with jelly.

LMAO! You could use Nutella for the hair & beard.

kellyjellybellyjelly

pinuplove wrote: »

nutmegoreo wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

Tacklewasher wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

quiksylver296 wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

quiksylver296 wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

quiksylver296 wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

Wall of text - check
Random caps - check
Gross generalization - check
Blatantly false claims - check
Zombie thread resurrection with first post - check

This post BINGO's all by itself!

DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

Shaped like the Death Star.

Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

For @Tacklewasher

Fun side note - he actually hated that hairstyle, but it had become so iconic he couldn't change it later. (And my source for that information is mentalfloss.com so, you know, it has to be true!)

A young Bob Ross.

Looks a bit like James Dean.

AnvilHead

kellyjellybellyjelly wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

nutmegoreo wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

Tacklewasher wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

quiksylver296 wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

quiksylver296 wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

quiksylver296 wrote: »

pinuplove wrote: »

Wall of text - check
Random caps - check
Gross generalization - check
Blatantly false claims - check
Zombie thread resurrection with first post - check

This post BINGO's all by itself!

DOH! I didn't even think of that. You win the toaster.

Is it a Cylon toaster? Because I really want a Cylon toaster!

Shaped like the Death Star.

Death Star toaster thread!! I'm still waiting for mine, @quiksylver296 Maybe it's lost in the mail.

I think @tacklewasher stole it off your porch!

If he wanted it that badly I guess he can keep it.

Really wanted the Darth Vader one, but I took what I could get.

Let me know if you order the Darth Vader one anytime.

Sorry, Vader is unavailable at this time. Could I interest you in a Bob Ross toaster instead? It's on sale! Only $34.99.

For @Tacklewasher

Fun side note - he actually hated that hairstyle, but it had become so iconic he couldn't change it later. (And my source for that information is mentalfloss.com so, you know, it has to be true!)

A young Bob Ross.

Looks a bit like James Dean Vanilla Ice.

FIFY.