FR messages with meaning.
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Warning to everyone... Don't post the messages you received... There was a thread like this last week and certain people (including me) got a warning for it... Just a heads up
Well, a little late for that one, doll.
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The bean one. I'd like to note, it was titled "A Burden Off My Chest"
What is up girl! I know we've never met but from the amount of time I've *kitten* to your pictures, we should be married. So let's cut the small talk and get the ball rolling so we can both get what we really want. I have no doubt that you're admiring my physique even as I'm writing this, so feel free to flick the bean if you have to. Now I'm sure what jerkoffs you've been dating lately, but I think it's time you ditched those diamonds in the rough and put your self in a relationship with yours truely. I'll treat you the way you deserve from giving you sensual deep tissue massages by the fireplace, to feeding you chocolate coated cherries from my mouth, all the way down to holding your hand when you weep whilst watching My Girl. So take a step forward and treat yourself to some real loving courtesy.
Good lord.......you poor thing! :noway:0 -
The bean one. I'd like to note, it was titled "A Burden Off My Chest"
What is up girl! I know we've never met but from the amount of time I've *kitten* to your pictures, we should be married. So let's cut the small talk and get the ball rolling so we can both get what we really want. I have no doubt that you're admiring my physique even as I'm writing this, so feel free to flick the bean if you have to. Now I'm sure what jerkoffs you've been dating lately, but I think it's time you ditched those diamonds in the rough and put your self in a relationship with yours truely. I'll treat you the way you deserve from giving you sensual deep tissue massages by the fireplace, to feeding you chocolate coated cherries from my mouth, all the way down to holding your hand when you weep whilst watching My Girl. So take a step forward and treat yourself to some real loving courtesy.
Good lord.......you poor thing! :noway:
Yep. Have to admit though, it was good for a laugh.0 -
The bean one. I'd like to note, it was titled "A Burden Off My Chest"
What is up girl! I know we've never met but from the amount of time I've *kitten* to your pictures, we should be married. So let's cut the small talk and get the ball rolling so we can both get what we really want. I have no doubt that you're admiring my physique even as I'm writing this, so feel free to flick the bean if you have to. Now I'm sure what jerkoffs you've been dating lately, but I think it's time you ditched those diamonds in the rough and put your self in a relationship with yours truely. I'll treat you the way you deserve from giving you sensual deep tissue massages by the fireplace, to feeding you chocolate coated cherries from my mouth, all the way down to holding your hand when you weep whilst watching My Girl. So take a step forward and treat yourself to some real loving courtesy.
hah that is actually amazingly. I'm going to presume that they were deliberately being comical or I might despair at life.0 -
Man! I never get the creepy messages! *kicks rocks*0
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I never get creepy requests. I feel so left out. SOFAKINGSAD! :sad:
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i've sent FR's with this image:
i have not been denied.0 -
I don't really have that issue either! I must appear BORING!!! hahaha0
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The bean one. I'd like to note, it was titled "A Burden Off My Chest"
hahaha!! oh my lord this is hillarious! i was dying laughing reading it.0 -
The bean one. I'd like to note, it was titled "A Burden Off My Chest"
hahaha!! oh my lord this is hillarious! i was dying laughing reading it.
Right?0 -
i declined 6 FR's today alone, (no BS) im telling ya women are just as bad as dudes.0
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i've sent FR's with this image:
i have not been denied.
that cracks me up.0 -
The bean one. I'd like to note, it was titled "A Burden Off My Chest"
What is up girl! I know we've never met but from the amount of time I've *kitten* to your pictures, we should be married. So let's cut the small talk and get the ball rolling so we can both get what we really want. I have no doubt that you're admiring my physique even as I'm writing this, so feel free to flick the bean if you have to. Now I'm sure what jerkoffs you've been dating lately, but I think it's time you ditched those diamonds in the rough and put your self in a relationship with yours truely. I'll treat you the way you deserve from giving you sensual deep tissue massages by the fireplace, to feeding you chocolate coated cherries from my mouth, all the way down to holding your hand when you weep whilst watching My Girl. So take a step forward and treat yourself to some real loving courtesy.
That's an auto accept for being funny as hell.0 -
The bean one. I'd like to note, it was titled "A Burden Off My Chest"
What is up girl! I know we've never met but from the amount of time I've *kitten* to your pictures, we should be married. So let's cut the small talk and get the ball rolling so we can both get what we really want. I have no doubt that you're admiring my physique even as I'm writing this, so feel free to flick the bean if you have to. Now I'm sure what jerkoffs you've been dating lately, but I think it's time you ditched those diamonds in the rough and put your self in a relationship with yours truely. I'll treat you the way you deserve from giving you sensual deep tissue massages by the fireplace, to feeding you chocolate coated cherries from my mouth, all the way down to holding your hand when you weep whilst watching My Girl. So take a step forward and treat yourself to some real loving courtesy.
Men. Ugh! Why do so many of them have an ego? oy vey.0 -
As to the "Burden off my chest" A.K.A. "Bean" request:
When's the wedding date?0 -
i've sent FR's with this image:
i have not been denied.
Thats hilarious. I dont think anyone could deny a FR like that.0 -
i declined 6 FR's today alone, (no BS) im telling ya women are just as bad as dudes.
Being beautiful is tough, yo.0 -
I get no friend requests. Because I'm too cool, is what i tell myself.0
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Wow, I am so sorry. I did not know that was expected, and as such I will do that in the future. I am not trying to scam anyone. I am extremely shy person and find it hard communicating even in email format. I simply assumed we are all here to lose weight and get in shape and that we all had this in common.0
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As to the "Burden off my chest" A.K.A. "Bean" request:
When's the wedding date?
I know, he just swept me right off my feet.0
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