FR messages with meaning.
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i declined 6 FR's today alone, (no BS) im telling ya women are just as bad as dudes.0
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i've sent FR's with this image:
i have not been denied.
that cracks me up.0 -
The bean one. I'd like to note, it was titled "A Burden Off My Chest"
What is up girl! I know we've never met but from the amount of time I've *kitten* to your pictures, we should be married. So let's cut the small talk and get the ball rolling so we can both get what we really want. I have no doubt that you're admiring my physique even as I'm writing this, so feel free to flick the bean if you have to. Now I'm sure what jerkoffs you've been dating lately, but I think it's time you ditched those diamonds in the rough and put your self in a relationship with yours truely. I'll treat you the way you deserve from giving you sensual deep tissue massages by the fireplace, to feeding you chocolate coated cherries from my mouth, all the way down to holding your hand when you weep whilst watching My Girl. So take a step forward and treat yourself to some real loving courtesy.
That's an auto accept for being funny as hell.0 -
The bean one. I'd like to note, it was titled "A Burden Off My Chest"
What is up girl! I know we've never met but from the amount of time I've *kitten* to your pictures, we should be married. So let's cut the small talk and get the ball rolling so we can both get what we really want. I have no doubt that you're admiring my physique even as I'm writing this, so feel free to flick the bean if you have to. Now I'm sure what jerkoffs you've been dating lately, but I think it's time you ditched those diamonds in the rough and put your self in a relationship with yours truely. I'll treat you the way you deserve from giving you sensual deep tissue massages by the fireplace, to feeding you chocolate coated cherries from my mouth, all the way down to holding your hand when you weep whilst watching My Girl. So take a step forward and treat yourself to some real loving courtesy.
Men. Ugh! Why do so many of them have an ego? oy vey.0 -
As to the "Burden off my chest" A.K.A. "Bean" request:
When's the wedding date?0 -
i've sent FR's with this image:
i have not been denied.
Thats hilarious. I dont think anyone could deny a FR like that.0 -
i declined 6 FR's today alone, (no BS) im telling ya women are just as bad as dudes.
Being beautiful is tough, yo.0 -
I get no friend requests. Because I'm too cool, is what i tell myself.
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Wow, I am so sorry. I did not know that was expected, and as such I will do that in the future. I am not trying to scam anyone. I am extremely shy person and find it hard communicating even in email format. I simply assumed we are all here to lose weight and get in shape and that we all had this in common.0
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As to the "Burden off my chest" A.K.A. "Bean" request:
When's the wedding date?
I know, he just swept me right off my feet.0 -
I never get creepy requests. I feel so left out. SOFAKINGSAD! :sad:
Same here! Don't feel bad!0 -
i declined 6 FR's today alone, (no BS) im telling ya women are just as bad as dudes.
i agree 100% that we are! I am as pervy as anyone but i have never sent a FR talking about flicking beans, riding the pony, sexual assault charges or many others I can not even mention (i save those until after i get to know ya)0 -
Every day, if not twice a day I get a creepy friend request.
I've had to block so many weirdos because of this....and I don't understand why I'm getting the FR's either....it's not like I have semi-naked pictures of myself up, or participate in Boobie Fridays
My profile is private too, so it's not like they can creep any other personal info on me either.
If there's no message with the request, I won't accept.
If there is a friend request but the message includes "Hey girl, I wanna stick it in your mouth" then I block and report the person,
THIS IS A FITNESS SITE, not Craigslist or some creepyass dating site.0 -
Or when they copy and paste a mass message to every goodlooking girl while they are MARRIED?0
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Lately I've having the same issue, FR out of nowhere and no message with it. I don't really care that much to be honest but it is a nice gesture when sending a message to someone.0
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Or when they copy and paste a mass message to every goodlooking girl while they are MARRIED?
nope wasnt you!0 -
Or when they copy and paste a mass message to every goodlooking girl while they are MARRIED?
nope wasnt you!0 -
I get mostly sincere FR but even now I am having a hard time adding. I have soooo many friends it is hard to keep up. I've considered taking my ticker off, or changing it to 20 pounds to go....0
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The bean one. I'd like to note, it was titled "A Burden Off My Chest"
What is up girl! I know we've never met but from the amount of time I've *kitten* to your pictures, we should be married. So let's cut the small talk and get the ball rolling so we can both get what we really want. I have no doubt that you're admiring my physique even as I'm writing this, so feel free to flick the bean if you have to. Now I'm sure what jerkoffs you've been dating lately, but I think it's time you ditched those diamonds in the rough and put your self in a relationship with yours truely. I'll treat you the way you deserve from giving you sensual deep tissue massages by the fireplace, to feeding you chocolate coated cherries from my mouth, all the way down to holding your hand when you weep whilst watching My Girl. So take a step forward and treat yourself to some real loving courtesy.
LMAO OMG I like this person0 -
Yeah, I send these all the time....\m/
fixed it for you....:drinker:0 -
The bean one. I'd like to note, it was titled "A Burden Off My Chest"
What is up girl! I know we've never met but from the amount of time I've *kitten* to your pictures, we should be married. So let's cut the small talk and get the ball rolling so we can both get what we really want. I have no doubt that you're admiring my physique even as I'm writing this, so feel free to flick the bean if you have to. Now I'm sure what jerkoffs you've been dating lately, but I think it's time you ditched those diamonds in the rough and put your self in a relationship with yours truely. I'll treat you the way you deserve from giving you sensual deep tissue massages by the fireplace, to feeding you chocolate coated cherries from my mouth, all the way down to holding your hand when you weep whilst watching My Girl. So take a step forward and treat yourself to some real loving courtesy.
Oh..... My..... GAWD!! What the effing eff eff? Egads! Ya, I'm SURE you accepted after that love note.... what a douchehole.0 -
I never get creepy requests. I feel so left out. SOFAKINGSAD! :sad:
Same here! Don't feel bad!
Is it weird that I like the creepy messages but don't get them often!?! LMAO!0 -
The bean one. I'd like to note, it was titled "A Burden Off My Chest"
What is up girl! I know we've never met but from the amount of time I've *kitten* to your pictures, we should be married. So let's cut the small talk and get the ball rolling so we can both get what we really want. I have no doubt that you're admiring my physique even as I'm writing this, so feel free to flick the bean if you have to. Now I'm sure what jerkoffs you've been dating lately, but I think it's time you ditched those diamonds in the rough and put your self in a relationship with yours truely. I'll treat you the way you deserve from giving you sensual deep tissue massages by the fireplace, to feeding you chocolate coated cherries from my mouth, all the way down to holding your hand when you weep whilst watching My Girl. So take a step forward and treat yourself to some real loving courtesy.
#FAIL lmfao!!0 -
Or when they copy and paste a mass message to every goodlooking girl while they are MARRIED?
bahahahahaha!!! :laugh:0 -
That is the creepiest friend request message ever... I have a terrible image of some guy bird feeding cherries to people from his gross mouth :sick:0
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all the way down to holding your hand when you weep whilst watching My Girl.
This had me crying, I was laughing so hard..0 -
I never get creepy requests. I feel so left out. SOFAKINGSAD! :sad:
LOL0 -
I never get creepy requests. I feel so left out. SOFAKINGSAD! :sad:0
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all the way down to holding your hand when you weep whilst watching My Girl.
This had me crying, I was laughing so hard..
Have to give him credit for creativity.0 -
Spread the message to the females too. Getting blank FR's from ladies is just as annoying.0
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