FR messages with meaning.

GasMasterFlash

I really wish we had a girls only myfitnesspal. It would make things soooo much more fun. Sorry guys. You ruin the fun.

lame, i notice the same group of drama queens on here. mfp would be better off without them. sorry.

sdereski

The bean one. I'd like to note, it was titled "A Burden Off My Chest"

What is up girl! I know we've never met but from the amount of time I've *kitten* to your pictures, we should be married. So let's cut the small talk and get the ball rolling so we can both get what we really want. I have no doubt that you're admiring my physique even as I'm writing this, so feel free to flick the bean if you have to. Now I'm sure what jerkoffs you've been dating lately, but I think it's time you ditched those diamonds in the rough and put your self in a relationship with yours truely. I'll treat you the way you deserve from giving you sensual deep tissue massages by the fireplace, to feeding you chocolate coated cherries from my mouth, all the way down to holding your hand when you weep whilst watching My Girl. So take a step forward and treat yourself to some real loving courtesy.

OMG! For real? Hahaha! That is too funny!

j4nash

Have you noticed perhaps the less clothing and more cleavage in your profile pic, the more frequent and creepy the friend request?

I know, what a concept.

crisanderson27

The bean one. I'd like to note, it was titled "A Burden Off My Chest"

What is up girl! I know we've never met but from the amount of time I've *kitten* to your pictures, we should be married. So let's cut the small talk and get the ball rolling so we can both get what we really want. I have no doubt that you're admiring my physique even as I'm writing this, so feel free to flick the bean if you have to. Now I'm sure what jerkoffs you've been dating lately, but I think it's time you ditched those diamonds in the rough and put your self in a relationship with yours truely. I'll treat you the way you deserve from giving you sensual deep tissue massages by the fireplace, to feeding you chocolate coated cherries from my mouth, all the way down to holding your hand when you weep whilst watching My Girl. So take a step forward and treat yourself to some real loving courtesy.

omg i can't breathe right now bahahahahahahahahah :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

No kidding lol.

maggie16sweetxoxo

I never get like any kind of requests and i believe all mfp friends are women soo idk I really like all my friends they are great :flowerforyou:

SordidEuphemism

My profile pic ensures I only get friend requests from folks with a sense of humor. People who would be aroused by a cartoon pony tend to occupy different parts of the internet than MFP - Unless MFP stands for "My Fornicatin' Pony"...

Flippiefloppies

I really wish we had a girls only myfitnesspal. It would make things soooo much more fun. Sorry guys. You ruin the fun.

EDIT: with no MODS as well.

lame, i notice the same group of drama queens on here. mfp would be better off without them. sorry.

That comment was totally uncalled for, as this topic had nothing to do with you in the first place.

considering one of the "drama queens" started the thread in which he is now wasting his time in. Guess we are good for somethng.

Thanks countryboy!

opus649

Not that it makes it right, but a quick glance at your profile revealed two things:

1) Great cleavage photo.
2) Motivation: To be a MILF.

That's gotta be like ringing the "creepy guy dinner bell". :laugh:

That's just stupid.

Right... she's asking for it I suppose? :noway:

Wow...... talk about twisting his words around. Are you really going to dispute that a revealing profile pic is going to attract more attention (wanted or otherwise) than a picture of a frisbee?? Haven't other people on this very thread already commented on the difference in volume of FR's depending on the amount of skin showing in their profile pic??

felice03

Have you noticed perhaps the less clothing and more cleavage in your profile pic, the more frequent and creepy the friend request?

i received just as many without the cleave as i do with.

callmeBAM

... but I think it's time you ditched those diamonds in the rough ...

aside from the general doucheness from the entry as a whole... wouldn't a girl WANT a 'diamond in the rough'?

becoming_a_new_me

The bean one. I'd like to note, it was titled "A Burden Off My Chest"

Good lord.......you poor thing! :noway:

Yep. Have to admit though, it was good for a laugh.

Sad thing is that you weren't the only one who got that one.

I am tired of declining offers of letting me see their package.

Tybalt71

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Im with Stupid , IN

GasMasterFlash

I really wish we had a girls only myfitnesspal. It would make things soooo much more fun. Sorry guys. You ruin the fun.

EDIT: with no MODS as well.

lame, i notice the same group of drama queens on here. mfp would be better off without them. sorry.

That comment was totally uncalled for, as this topic had nothing to do with you in the first place.

considering one of the "drama queens" started the thread in which he is now wasting his time in. Guess we are good for somethng.

Thanks countryboy!

Funniest part? You're the one calling the OP a drama queen.

escloflowneCHANGED

The bean one. I'd like to note, it was titled "A Burden Off My Chest"

What is up girl! I know we've never met but from the amount of time I've *kitten* to your pictures, we should be married. So let's cut the small talk and get the ball rolling so we can both get what we really want. I have no doubt that you're admiring my physique even as I'm writing this, so feel free to flick the bean if you have to. Now I'm sure what jerkoffs you've been dating lately, but I think it's time you ditched those diamonds in the rough and put your self in a relationship with yours truely. I'll treat you the way you deserve from giving you sensual deep tissue massages by the fireplace, to feeding you chocolate coated cherries from my mouth, all the way down to holding your hand when you weep whilst watching My Girl. So take a step forward and treat yourself to some real loving courtesy.

I can't be the only one that finds the bold part frustratingly stupid lol I hope this guy is joking!

On another note, I don't think I would ever have the balls (or stupidity) to ever send anything so douché to someone else lol

Flippiefloppies

I really wish we had a girls only myfitnesspal. It would make things soooo much more fun. Sorry guys. You ruin the fun.

EDIT: with no MODS as well.

lame, i notice the same group of drama queens on here. mfp would be better off without them. sorry.

That comment was totally uncalled for, as this topic had nothing to do with you in the first place.

considering one of the "drama queens" started the thread in which he is now wasting his time in. Guess we are good for somethng.

Thanks countryboy!

Funniest part? You're the one calling the OP a drama queen.

I can.. she is my bestie on here.. Only I can do that.

mississippi_queen

Girls, feel free to send me a friend request with a creepy message any time.

creepy......im just saying

Def CREEPY...

felice03

I really wish we had a girls only myfitnesspal. It would make things soooo much more fun. Sorry guys. You ruin the fun.

EDIT: with no MODS as well.

lame, i notice the same group of drama queens on here. mfp would be better off without them. sorry.

That comment was totally uncalled for, as this topic had nothing to do with you in the first place.

considering one of the "drama queens" started the thread in which he is now wasting his time in. Guess we are good for somethng.

Thanks countryboy!

Funniest part? You're the one calling the OP a drama queen.

I can.. she is my bestie on here.. Only I can do that.

true story...

meeulk

My profile pic ensures I only get friend requests from folks with a sense of humor. People who would be aroused by a cartoon pony tend to occupy different parts of the internet than MFP - Unless MFP stands for "My Fornicatin' Pony"...

lmfao! (and I concur)

Tiggerrick

I know I am not alone in my desire to have a message included in a FR. I pretty much require it in order to accept a FR....HOWEVER, it seems like they are getting stranger and creepier all the time. Am I alone in this??? Are the d0uches just flocking to me these days? I dont need the come on's and oh baby, baby in a FR...and if they are, DENIED!

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

felice03

Not that it makes it right, but a quick glance at your profile revealed two things:

1) Great cleavage photo.
2) Motivation: To be a MILF.

That's gotta be like ringing the "creepy guy dinner bell". :laugh:

That's just stupid.

Right... she's asking for it I suppose? :noway:

Wow...... talk about twisting his words around. Are you really going to dispute that a revealing profile pic is going to attract more attention (wanted or otherwise) than a picture of a frisbee?? Haven't other people on this very thread already commented on the difference in volume of FR's depending on the amount of skin showing in their profile pic??

does that mean you only FR me because of my cleavage??? sad face....

cantjustcant

I always include some message with my friend requests. I either get a new fabulous friend or a restraining order so it all works out!

felice03

I know I am not alone in my desire to have a message included in a FR. I pretty much require it in order to accept a FR....HOWEVER, it seems like they are getting stranger and creepier all the time. Am I alone in this??? Are the d0uches just flocking to me these days? I dont need the come on's and oh baby, baby in a FR...and if they are, DENIED!

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

good try smooth talker....

opus649

Not that it makes it right, but a quick glance at your profile revealed two things:

1) Great cleavage photo.
2) Motivation: To be a MILF.

That's gotta be like ringing the "creepy guy dinner bell". :laugh:

That's just stupid.

Right... she's asking for it I suppose? :noway:

Wow...... talk about twisting his words around. Are you really going to dispute that a revealing profile pic is going to attract more attention (wanted or otherwise) than a picture of a frisbee?? Haven't other people on this very thread already commented on the difference in volume of FR's depending on the amount of skin showing in their profile pic??

does that mean you only FR me because of my cleavage??? sad face....

A quick glance at my friends list should provide the answer to that question. :grumble:

arcticfox04

I don't send out FR's. I usually ask if they want to invite me instead. Combo of I'm shy and I'm afraid I could offend someone by accident.

crisanderson27

I don't send out FR's. I usually ask if they want to invite me instead. Combo of I'm shy and I'm afraid I could offend someone by accident.

I've had a few women do this. I always FR them of course...but the first time it happened I was like 'Uhh...ok...why didn't you just FR me?'. A small amount of thought gave me the same answer you've given.

j4nash

I really wish we had a girls only myfitnesspal. It would make things soooo much more fun. Sorry guys. You ruin the fun.

EDIT: with no MODS as well.

lame, i notice the same group of drama queens on here. mfp would be better off without them. sorry.

That comment was totally uncalled for, as this topic had nothing to do with you in the first place.

considering one of the "drama queens" started the thread in which he is now wasting his time in. Guess we are good for somethng.

Thanks countryboy!

Based upon your join date and post count I'd say you waste quite a bit of time on these forums as well.

Keep stirring the pot.

HOSED49

I really wish we had a girls only myfitnesspal. It would make things soooo much more fun. Sorry guys. You ruin the fun.

EDIT: with no MODS as well.

lame, i notice the same group of drama queens on here. mfp would be better off without them. sorry.

That comment was totally uncalled for, as this topic had nothing to do with you in the first place.

considering one of the "drama queens" started the thread in which he is now wasting his time in. Guess we are good for somethng.

Thanks countryboy!

Based upon your join date and post count I'd say you waste quite a bit of time on these forums as well.

Keep stirring the pot.

But isnt stirring the pot what the forums are all about lately?

felice03

I really wish we had a girls only myfitnesspal. It would make things soooo much more fun. Sorry guys. You ruin the fun.

EDIT: with no MODS as well.

lame, i notice the same group of drama queens on here. mfp would be better off without them. sorry.

That comment was totally uncalled for, as this topic had nothing to do with you in the first place.

considering one of the "drama queens" started the thread in which he is now wasting his time in. Guess we are good for somethng.

Thanks countryboy!

Based upon your join date and post count I'd say you waste quite a bit of time on these forums as well.

Keep stirring the pot.

because you are never guilty of doing that.

GasMasterFlash

I really wish we had a girls only myfitnesspal. It would make things soooo much more fun. Sorry guys. You ruin the fun.

EDIT: with no MODS as well.

lame, i notice the same group of drama queens on here. mfp would be better off without them. sorry.

That comment was totally uncalled for, as this topic had nothing to do with you in the first place.

considering one of the "drama queens" started the thread in which he is now wasting his time in. Guess we are good for somethng.

Thanks countryboy!

Based upon your join date and post count I'd say you waste quite a bit of time on these forums as well.

Keep stirring the pot.

Again, it kills me that you did not point to anyone in particular, but the OP and friends implicated themselves as such.

Good stuff.

Brandongood

I love lamp.