What have u THROWN???

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  • AwesomelyAmber
    AwesomelyAmber Posts: 1,617 Member
    My voice, so she would think the dog was calling her a *itch. *shakes head* it didn't work. :laugh:


    I have had a shoe, a book, a soda, bouncy ball, my shoe, a cat and purse thrown at me over the years. I learned the hard way not to laugh during an argument. :ohwell:

    You know what?! That (laughing) is what usually pushes my buttons just enough... your lady must be GREAT! :)
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
    I've got a funny one about my mom. We were moving from a place we had been for three years (a record for my family), and my mom was under a great deal of stress. I had an oval full length mirror in my room that she had paid a good amount for money for. There was a cheaper floor length mirror in her room (I think she bought it used for like, $5 or something). Anyway, they were carrying stuff out of the house and my mirror got dropped on the ground and it was completely shattered. She got so disgusted! She said, "WHY did have to be THAT mirror?! Why couldn't it have been the cheap one?!" Then she grabbed the cheap mirror and threw it on the ground, but...wait for it...IT DIDN'T EVEN CRACK! She was like, "YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!" She picked it up by one end and kept smacking it on the ground while she was yelling, "YOU'RE GONNA BREAK! YOU STUPID *&!@$#...!!!!" After about six or seven tries it finally broke.

    FYI, please don't judge her based on this account. She wasn't given to fits of temper as a rule. There was just alot of unpleasantness that went on during that three years (including some abuse from my dad) to make her extremely angry...the mirror was just the final straw.
  • dlpnrn2b
    dlpnrn2b Posts: 441 Member
    a pecan pie on Thanksgiving day inside my truck, he made me so darn mad, I threw it and sadly it made a huge mess in my truck ....

    See, that's MY karma...

    oh I failed to mention the little edges of that pie can cut him just a smidgen on his cheek, and he wouldn't dare throw it back at me. He knew he had pissed me off because I am usually a very quiet, patient one. so Karma hit us both but later we laughed it off
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
    lol, My brother got a can of olives thrown at him in a grocery store once, didn't even phase him.

    I make my wife mad from time to time, she usually just punches me and than complains that it's not fair because she really wants to hurt me but can't. she did throw a book and me once, one of those hard bound encyclopedia type books, the corner of it hit me right in the side of the head. that one hurt but she didn't mean to she just tossed it at me because I was being really sarcastic, it just hit me at the right angle to hurt.

    we laugh about it, she like having a hubby that she can hit as hard as she can with out it bothering me. she hasn't done it in anger though
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Violence against men is real :devil:

    Don't thow anything you don't want thrown back at you :tongue:

    My husband has said that to me!

    Yeah he's a smart man, you should listen haha.

    It would go like this.

    You throw something at him in anger, doesn't really hurt.

    He returns fire. Twice as hard, not his fault he's just stronger. Hits you in the face. You get black eye.

    He's gets assault charges.

    I know this a fun topic, but you ladies throwing **** in your little temper tantrums is lame as hell.

    You don't even know the background behind these stories. By the time I was throwing stuff at my ex-husband, I was tired of supporting him, our two kids, AND his drug addiction. The drugs inevitably led to me getting my *kitten* beat. Throwing the car seat at him was the moment I realized that he would never change... not even for his children! Yeah, maybe I didn't have to put myself in that situation. Maybe I didn't have to let it build up to the point that I snapped. But I did, and if my ex-husband were standing in front of me right now, I would likely pick up this computer monitor and throw it at him. I gave him the world and he gave me a big, whopping pile of bull ****!
  • Miss♥Ivi
    Miss♥Ivi Posts: 461
    It wasn't a boyfriend but it was a 8th grade kid that use to pick on me because he "liked" me (how that works is beyond me). I was in 7th grade. One day in P.E., he kept trying to trip me, yank my hair, skipped me at the water fountain line, kicked dirt in my face, and at one point I had had enough. He was walking away from the water fountain after tormenting me and I grabbed a football that was laying on the ground and just cannoned a perfect spiral at the back of his head. It knocked him out :laugh:

    I was given the QB position on our class flag football team! My dad was proud. My mom, not so much! :laugh:
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    I hit my wife with a 7 iron once..... not out of rage or anger though.. just an accident. She was walking up the cart path behind me as I was pulling my club out of my bag and i clubbed her right in the forehead. Instant tears...... totally on accident though..

    Although later I would imply it was the best i hit my 7 iron that day..
  • AwesomelyAmber
    AwesomelyAmber Posts: 1,617 Member
    I've got a funny one about my mom. We were moving from a place we had been for three years (a record for my family), and my mom was under a great deal of stress. I had an oval full length mirror in my room that she had paid a good amount for money for. There was a cheaper floor length mirror in her room (I think she bought it used for like, $5 or something). Anyway, they were carrying stuff out of the house and my mirror got dropped on the ground and it was completely shattered. She got so disgusted! She said, "WHY did have to be THAT mirror?! Why couldn't it have been the cheap one?!" Then she grabbed the cheap mirror and threw it on the ground, but...wait for it...IT DIDN'T EVEN CRACK! She was like, "YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!" She picked it up by one end and kept smacking it on the ground while she was yelling, "YOU'RE GONNA BREAK! YOU STUPID *&!@$#...!!!!" After about six or seven tries it finally broke.

    FYI, please don't judge her based on this account. She wasn't given to fits of temper as a rule. There was just alot of unpleasantness that went on during that three years (including some abuse from my dad) to make her extremely angry...the mirror was just the final straw.

    I can soooo picture this scene! One of those things that this thread was meant for! "I did it, it wasn't right or ok by any means, but I did it" and years later it is FUNNY. :) Thanks!
  • dlpnrn2b
    dlpnrn2b Posts: 441 Member
    I hit my wife with a 7 iron once..... not out of rage or anger though.. just an accident. She was walking up the cart path behind me as I was pulling my club out of my bag and i clubbed her right in the forehead. Instant tears...... totally on accident though..

    Although later I would imply it was the best i hit my 7 iron that day..

    ouch
  • juicy011
    juicy011 Posts: 200 Member
    I've thrown a bowl with cereal & milk in it, lol......not my finest moment !!
  • beach_please
    beach_please Posts: 533 Member
    I don't think I've ever thrown anything out of anger, except for as a kid when my sisters and I would get into fights. I'm more of a screamer and door slammer.
  • Natx83
    Natx83 Posts: 1,298 Member
    Violence against men is real :devil:

    Don't thow anything you don't want thrown back at you :tongue:

    My husband has said that to me!

    Yeah he's a smart man, you should listen haha.

    It would go like this.

    You throw something at him in anger, doesn't really hurt.

    He returns fire. Twice as hard, not his fault he's just stronger. Hits you in the face. You get black eye.

    He's gets assault charges.

    I know this a fun topic, but you ladies throwing **** in your little temper tantrums is lame as hell.

    Oh, that makes me sad... I thought you were fun :cry: Now you are just mean. If only I had a shoe... :wink:

    Lol true though, what are you all like 12 yrs old. If I threw something when I got pissed off at girl like a shoe or say my motorbike boots and it heir her. Would that be cool? Would that be something I could write about on the internet and all the other males could write in about their tantrums and throwing stuff at their wives too and have a tool ol laugh about it.

    My dad works in protective services, so many cases where the children are taken out of families because the mother bashes the husband, throws **** around at him all the time and it breaks the man to the point where he can't deal with looking after the children as well.

    Just saying. It's lame as *kitten*
  • Maude_Lewbowski
    Maude_Lewbowski Posts: 395 Member
    A plate of food at my ex when he asked me if the green beans were cooked as he shook one in my face while asking me. I prefer mine al dente and I took offense to his critque since he didn't cook a damn thing for me so he got his dinner plate hurled at his head. He ducked and it hit the wall. I made him clean it up and never cooked for him again.

    :drinker:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Violence against men is real :devil:

    Don't thow anything you don't want thrown back at you :tongue:

    My husband has said that to me!

    Yeah he's a smart man, you should listen haha.

    It would go like this.

    You throw something at him in anger, doesn't really hurt.

    He returns fire. Twice as hard, not his fault he's just stronger. Hits you in the face. You get black eye.

    He's gets assault charges.

    I know this a fun topic, but you ladies throwing **** in your little temper tantrums is lame as hell.

    Oh, that makes me sad... I thought you were fun :cry: Now you are just mean. If only I had a shoe... :wink:

    Lol true though, what are you all like 12 yrs old. If I threw something when I got pissed off at girl like a shoe or say my motorbike boots and it heir her. Would that be cool? Would that be something I could write about on the internet and all the other males could write in about their tantrums and throwing stuff at their wives too and have a tool ol laugh about it.

    My dad works in protective services, so many cases where the children are taken out of families because the mother bashes the husband, throws **** around at him all the time and it breaks the man to the point where he can't deal with looking after the children as well.

    Just saying. It's lame as *kitten*

    Love how you skipped right over replying to me... but that's okay.

    What would the world be without the self-righteous looking down on others?
  • Natx83
    Natx83 Posts: 1,298 Member
    Violence against men is real :devil:

    Don't thow anything you don't want thrown back at you :tongue:

    My husband has said that to me!

    Yeah he's a smart man, you should listen haha.

    It would go like this.

    You throw something at him in anger, doesn't really hurt.

    He returns fire. Twice as hard, not his fault he's just stronger. Hits you in the face. You get black eye.

    He's gets assault charges.

    I know this a fun topic, but you ladies throwing **** in your little temper tantrums is lame as hell.

    You don't even know the background behind these stories. By the time I was throwing stuff at my ex-husband, I was tired of supporting him, our two kids, AND his drug addiction. The drugs inevitably led to me getting my *kitten* beat. Throwing the car seat at him was the moment I realized that he would never change... not even for his children! Yeah, maybe I didn't have to put myself in that situation. Maybe I didn't have to let it build up to the point that I snapped. But I did, and if my ex-husband were standing in front of me right now, I would likely pick up this computer monitor and throw it at him. I gave him the world and he gave me a big, whopping pile of bull ****!

    I'm very sorry you had to. But it still doesn't make it any better, what if the roles are reversed. Still doesn't make it acceptable.
  • Natx83
    Natx83 Posts: 1,298 Member
    Violence against men is real :devil:

    Don't thow anything you don't want thrown back at you :tongue:

    My husband has said that to me!

    Yeah he's a smart man, you should listen haha.

    It would go like this.

    You throw something at him in anger, doesn't really hurt.

    He returns fire. Twice as hard, not his fault he's just stronger. Hits you in the face. You get black eye.

    He's gets assault charges.

    I know this a fun topic, but you ladies throwing **** in your little temper tantrums is lame as hell.

    Oh, that makes me sad... I thought you were fun :cry: Now you are just mean. If only I had a shoe... :wink:

    Lol true though, what are you all like 12 yrs old. If I threw something when I got pissed off at girl like a shoe or say my motorbike boots and it heir her. Would that be cool? Would that be something I could write about on the internet and all the other males could write in about their tantrums and throwing stuff at their wives too and have a tool ol laugh about it.

    My dad works in protective services, so many cases where the children are taken out of families because the mother bashes the husband, throws **** around at him all the time and it breaks the man to the point where he can't deal with looking after the children as well.

    Just saying. It's lame as *kitten*

    Love how you skipped right over replying to me... but that's okay.

    What would the world be without the self-righteous looking down on others?

    Settle down lady, I was typing your response... Don't throw nothing now... Sheesh
  • Jamie2007
    Jamie2007 Posts: 169
    Speaking of ex's - In the middle of a fight I once took my ex's fishing worms that were in a bucket with all kinds of dirt and spun in a circle tossing them onto the yard. LOL - Kind of funny to repeat that now!
  • AwesomelyAmber
    AwesomelyAmber Posts: 1,617 Member
    Violence against men is real :devil:

    Don't thow anything you don't want thrown back at you :tongue:

    My husband has said that to me!

    Yeah he's a smart man, you should listen haha.

    It would go like this.

    You throw something at him in anger, doesn't really hurt.

    He returns fire. Twice as hard, not his fault he's just stronger. Hits you in the face. You get black eye.

    He's gets assault charges.

    I know this a fun topic, but you ladies throwing **** in your little temper tantrums is lame as hell.

    Oh, that makes me sad... I thought you were fun :cry: Now you are just mean. If only I had a shoe... :wink:

    Lol true though, what are you all like 12 yrs old. If I threw something when I got pissed off at girl like a shoe or say my motorbike boots and it heir her. Would that be cool? Would that be something I could write about on the internet and all the other males could write in about their tantrums and throwing stuff at their wives too and have a tool ol laugh about it.

    My dad works in protective services, so many cases where the children are taken out of families because the mother bashes the husband, throws **** around at him all the time and it breaks the man to the point where he can't deal with looking after the children as well.

    Just saying. It's lame as *kitten*

    Ok ok... there MAY be some crazy commenters here that deserve to have kids taken away for abuse and anger, or husbands that SHOULD leave..etc etc. I don't know, because I don't know their personal stories.
    WHAT I DO KNOW is that MOST...NORMAL...SANE...PEOPLE have had moments that may not have been their most shining and fabulously humanitarian moments but can still look back and say, "Ok that was dumb of me, but it's funny now"
    If you REALLY have NO sense of humor for my post, you don't have to read it, you don't have to comment
    But I'm thinking that you MUST be a little facinated because you keep coming back... Admit it, you got a little 'crazy' in you somewhere, huh? :wink:
  • dlpnrn2b
    dlpnrn2b Posts: 441 Member
    Violence against men is real :devil:

    Don't thow anything you don't want thrown back at you :tongue:

    My husband has said that to me!

    Yeah he's a smart man, you should listen haha.

    It would go like this.

    You throw something at him in anger, doesn't really hurt.

    He returns fire. Twice as hard, not his fault he's just stronger. Hits you in the face. You get black eye.

    He's gets assault charges.

    I know this a fun topic, but you ladies throwing **** in your little temper tantrums is lame as hell.

    Oh, that makes me sad... I thought you were fun :cry: Now you are just mean. If only I had a shoe... :wink:

    Lol true though, what are you all like 12 yrs old. If I threw something when I got pissed off at girl like a shoe or say my motorbike boots and it heir her. Would that be cool? Would that be something I could write about on the internet and all the other males could write in about their tantrums and throwing stuff at their wives too and have a tool ol laugh about it.

    My dad works in protective services, so many cases where the children are taken out of families because the mother bashes the husband, throws **** around at him all the time and it breaks the man to the point where he can't deal with looking after the children as well.

    Just saying. It's lame as *kitten*

    Ok ok... there MAY be some crazy commenters here that deserve to have kids taken away for abuse and anger, or husbands that SHOULD leave..etc etc. I don't know, because I don't know their personal stories.
    WHAT I DO KNOW is that MOST...NORMAL...SANE...PEOPLE have had moments that may not have been their most shining and fabulously humanitarian moments but can still look back and say, "Ok that was dumb of me, but it's funny now"
    If you REALLY have NO sense of humor for my post, you don't have to read it, you don't have to comment
    But I'm thinking that you MUST be a little facinated because you keep coming back... Admit it, you got a little 'crazy' in you somewhere, huh? :wink:

    Exactly... I mean one pecan pie, no kids around and we both can laugh this many years later... and unless he's pressing charges , I ain't worried about it!!
  • impyimpyaj
    impyimpyaj Posts: 1,073 Member
    Exactly... I mean one pecan pie, no kids around and we both can laugh this many years later... and unless he's pressing charges , I ain't worried about it!!

    Yep! Some of the stories are like, eesh, but most of them are just funny. A bed pillow? A sandwich? Come on, that's funny!
  • Natx83
    Natx83 Posts: 1,298 Member
    Violence against men is real :devil:

    Don't thow anything you don't want thrown back at you :tongue:

    My husband has said that to me!

    Yeah he's a smart man, you should listen haha.

    It would go like this.

    You throw something at him in anger, doesn't really hurt.

    He returns fire. Twice as hard, not his fault he's just stronger. Hits you in the face. You get black eye.

    He's gets assault charges.

    I know this a fun topic, but you ladies throwing **** in your little temper tantrums is lame as hell.

    Oh, that makes me sad... I thought you were fun :cry: Now you are just mean. If only I had a shoe... :wink:

    Lol true though, what are you all like 12 yrs old. If I threw something when I got pissed off at girl like a shoe or say my motorbike boots and it heir her. Would that be cool? Would that be something I could write about on the internet and all the other males could write in about their tantrums and throwing stuff at their wives too and have a tool ol laugh about it.

    My dad works in protective services, so many cases where the children are taken out of families because the mother bashes the husband, throws **** around at him all the time and it breaks the man to the point where he can't deal with looking after the children as well.

    Just saying. It's lame as *kitten*

    Ok ok... there MAY be some crazy commenters here that deserve to have kids taken away for abuse and anger, or husbands that SHOULD leave..etc etc. I don't know, because I don't know their personal stories.
    WHAT I DO KNOW is that MOST...NORMAL...SANE...PEOPLE have had moments that may not have been their most shining and fabulously humanitarian moments but can still look back and say, "Ok that was dumb of me, but it's funny now"
    If you REALLY have NO sense of humor for my post, you don't have to read it, you don't have to comment
    But I'm thinking that you MUST be a little facinated because you keep coming back... Admit it, you got a little 'crazy' in you somewhere, huh? :wink:

    I got plenty of crazy in me, I just need to throw anything to show it :laugh: :tongue:

    Im not really phased this is the Internet, however, I'm just raising the valid point that it's a bit of a double standard situation here. You know what I mean, I don't need to explain It to you :drinker:
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
    PSSST....who invited the angry people to the 'fun and games" thread?? :angry:
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
    At an ex : a fireplace poker :ohwell:

    At my brother, way too many things.. we used to fight all the time when I was younger. :smile:
    Oh ya and I threw a swimming mask at my friend when we were like 12 because she kept whining about having a turn. I launched it at her and it split her eyebrow open. Whoops.
  • sleepytexan
    sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
    I am a singer, and occasionally I use a tambourine or shaker, or other random percussion instrument.

    Once, while singing at a church, I was using a small shaker that looks like a mini drum -- skins stretched across a small cylinder, filled with beads. I was holding it between my thumb and middle finger and somehow I launched it out into the front row, directly at the pastor. He caught it, thank God.

    :blushing:
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
    At an ex : a fireplace poker :ohwell:

    At my brother, way too many things.. we used to fight all the time when I was younger. :smile:
    Oh ya and I threw a swimming mask at my friend when we were like 12 because she kept whining about having a turn. I launched it at her and it split her eyebrow open. Whoops.

    Oh, the things I've thrown at my brother...but he's thrown way more *kitten* at me. Like a chair. Through a window. After I called him names and locked him out of the house when mom was at work. We were 16 (me) and 14 (him) ish. We did NOT get along.
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    I threw a play station out a window. It felt so good to watch it hit the ground. It didn't stop him from replacing it, but I felt much better in that moment.
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
    At an ex : a fireplace poker :ohwell:

    At my brother, way too many things.. we used to fight all the time when I was younger. :smile:
    Oh ya and I threw a swimming mask at my friend when we were like 12 because she kept whining about having a turn. I launched it at her and it split her eyebrow open. Whoops.

    Oh, the things I've thrown at my brother...but he's thrown way more *kitten* at me. Like a chair. Through a window. After I called him names and locked him out of the house when mom was at work. We were 16 (me) and 14 (him) ish. We did NOT get along.

    My brother was always smart.. he would throw small things that could be easily overlooked while I would grab the large objects hoping that my feeble attempts at launching them would make an impact. He deflected most of them. C'mon it was like a 12 year old vs 22 year old lol
  • ebonyroche
    ebonyroche Posts: 682 Member
    My guy is really into his car stereo and a long time ago I hurled across the room which broke the knob. So I quickly picked it up and put it back together and denied any wrongdoings!
  • mznisaelaine
    mznisaelaine Posts: 2,262 Member
    I have never thrown anything physical at anyone... I have a tendency to just throw at them "Have a great day" and I walk away or something... That's what I do when can be a little upset. Lol I don't have it in me to rage out and throw things.
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    I have not thrown anything at anyone in a fit of rage..but i have been the recipient of thrown shoes on several occasions...and twice actually beaten about the head and chest with a shoe.