Can we discuss public restroom etiquitte???

NormInv

Or its closing time and you had a few too many and just puked in the sink. Dont.

NormInv

Or or its closing time and you and your girl are now making out in the stall. Dont!

BinaryPulsar

How about people who pee ALL OVER THE SEAT and then just leave it like that - were they born in a barn or something?? If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat!!!

Yeah!!! They expect us to clean up their pee! Pee into the toilet or clean it up.

Cadori

Its closing time and all urinals are occupied and you proceed to pee in the sink. Dont!

Or its closing time and you had a few too many and just puked in the sink. Dont.

Or or its closing time and you and your girl are now making out in the stall. Dont!

You have a LOT of rules. :grumble:

bookworm_847

When you're done with your business, FLUSH! It totally grosses me out when people leave their work for others to see. Is this an issue in the mens room too? If you think it's an automatic flusher, hang around for a second or two and see. If you don't want to touch the handle, use some toilet paper or your shoe or something. Sheesh.

I agree with those who say fire away if you have gas while you're in the bathroom. Everyone in the world who uses the bathroom knows what occurs in there, so if you have to do it, then go ahead. People might laugh but hey... it can be a bonding experience and you can leave knowing you did your part to make this a better world by putting a smile on someone's face.

NormInv

How about people who pee ALL OVER THE SEAT and then just leave it like that - were they born in a barn or something?? If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat!!!

Yeah!!! They expect us to clean up their pee! Pee into the toilet or clean it up.

This happens to women too? How come?

catrinaHwechanged

How about people who pee ALL OVER THE SEAT and then just leave it like that - were they born in a barn or something?? If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat!!!

Yeah!!! They expect us to clean up their pee! Pee into the toilet or clean it up.

This happens to women too? How come?

A result of hovering

KaleidoscopeEyes1056

How about people who pee ALL OVER THE SEAT and then just leave it like that - were they born in a barn or something?? If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat!!!

Yeah!!! They expect us to clean up their pee! Pee into the toilet or clean it up.

This happens to women too? How come?

Too drunk to reach the seat

bookworm_847

My sister has a great love for toilet humor, and these will make her whole day.

http://www.cracked.com/funny-4928-public-restrooms/

This article makes me laugh so hard I cry. Why yes, I do have a very juvenile sense of humor.

awesome

bookworm_847

I once wrote a poem about a bathroom situation where the guy in the next stall (there were only two) kept grunting , groaning, and farting, as I was laughing at him I let out a wet fart, and then I finished first and came out of my stall. Went to wash my hands and this dude decides to come out of his ****-cave and lock eyes with me through the mirror.

If you just crapped next to someone and you know they are out there washing their hands, you don't come out of your poop-portal and lock eyes with that person.
After I made a swift exit from the bathroom I saw the guy like three more times...I think he was stalking me.

LOL! This is hilarious. Thanks to you, I don't have to do any ab work today. :laugh:

Brads2ndLife

Funniest thread ever

PepperWorm

Ok, forgive me if this scenario has been described already, but this is bottom line the WORST THING EVER.

So you have to #2. It sucks that you're out in public, but ya gotta go when ya gotta go. After agonizing over the decision to just wait or go, your bowels win and force you to the bathroom. Huzzah! It's empty! You run to the bowl, unzip and just barely touch your cheeks to the seat when, almost FAITHFULLY, somebody else has to walk in. You curse your luck and cinch back up, waiting. The person takes their place near you and you expect to hear the familiar sound of liquid tinkling...only to find nothing. No sound. Pin drop silent between the two of you. The realization sinks in that they, too, came to poo. You're starting to sweat now. Do you just take the grief of embarrassment and fire away? Do you wait? Do you leave? You're both stuck going head to head in Who'll Let Go First? and claiming Not It. Admitting defeat, you politely get up and get out of the bathroom. When this person has finished their business and left behind the gaseous remains, you both exchange an awkward look before you dash back inside and let loose a ruckus unlike the world has ever heard. Sweet, sweet victory.

pudadough

My standards are pretty low. Just don't leave pee on the seat. And flush. And don't leave bloody feminine hygiene products in plain view FFS...

dunnodunno

When you walk into a batheroom with five stalls.

Stall 1: (Ugh someone didnt flush! GROSS)
Walk to Stall 2: (WTH people really!?!?!?) again someone didnt flush
Stalls 3,4 and 5 are even worse!'

Either ONE person has a phobia of flushing and **** in 5 different toilets, or there are 5 REALLY disgusting humans in the same restaraunt!

This! Or you go into a stall only to realize someone has crapped all over the seat or there's toilet paper/toilet seat liners everywhere.

JusticeGirl25

Some women like to talk on the phone in the stall and I find that to be pretty disgusting. I can wait to text or call someone after I use the restroom.

SoDamnHungry

The bathrooms at my workplace have convinced me of one thing: my coworkers are bad people, because only bad people could be so disgusting.

servilia

Don't talk on your cell please! If you're having a gab session with a coworker in there, leave when someone comes to do their business. Clean up your damn period blood. Better yet, don't get it there in the first place! Ick