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From the Expendables 2 movie line:
Stallone ask Chuck Norris: I heard you were bitten by a King Cobra.
Chuck Norris replied: After 5 days of agony, the King Cobra died.0 -
Chuck Norris let Bruce Lee kick his *kitten*, just so he can feel pain. then sometime later, Bruce Lee died of a "mysterious health problem"0
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Whats your favorite Chuck Norris line?
I never heard about the "Chuck Norris-isms" until about 3 months ago. HEY, Why would I, I'm NOT a Nerd!
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This is just what I needed today.
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Chuck Norris does not swim, water just likes to be around him0
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.0
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.0
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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)0
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."0
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"Here is a Chuck Norris fact, I kicked his *kitten*" -Bruce Lee
BOOM!0 -
"Here is a Chuck Norris fact, I kicked his *kitten*" -Bruce Lee
BOOM!
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his *kitten* kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.0 -
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.0
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Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.0 -
Chuck Norris can find the G-spot, everytime, even when he isn't around.0
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Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.0
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A friend of mine actually knows Chuck and was in several episodes of Walker, Texas Rabger as one of the goons he would always beat up.
Ok, now back to the Chuck Norris ism's aslk;dgjv;l Damn! He got me!0 -
Entertaining read while finishing up a long day at work0
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Chuck Norris Autographs don't exist because when he grabs the pen, his grip squeezes the ink out of it0
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