WTH did I just hear??
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Meatloaf, Bat Outta Hell.
Since I was 8, the words have been 'I'm a Cilla Black fan, I'm bad!' not 'on my silver black phantom bike'.
There's a pretty funny Peter Kay sketch where he addresses this, though. My two favourites being:
'I believe that the hot dog goes on' - My Heart Will Go On, Celine Dion
'I can't believe you kiss your [male chicken] at night'- That Don't Impress Me Much, Shania Twain0 -
Beck's "Loser"- I always heard "Sore, head to toe." It took many years before I found out it was "Soy un perdedor."0
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First time my mom heard Rihanna's 'Please Don't Stop The Music,' she thought it was 'Hazel's got the music'. That is how I hear the song now ;D.0
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one of my favorites of this was while i was travelling with my mother, and i had AFI on (back while they still were awesome) and one song has the lyrics "cold in lifes throes" . Near the end of the song mom looked at me and asked why the song was about 'golden nostrils'. ahahaha0
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FM (no static at all) by Steely Dan... Which I LOVE by the way.
The line: "Give her some funked up music" I heard as 'Give her some fu(ked up music'.
Love that song!!!0 -
A friend of mine used to come out with these all the time when we were growing up. Two I can remember so clearly they still make me laugh now. Firstly Montel Jordan This is How We Do It the line that says 'it's Friday night and I feel alright' she thought it was 'it's fried egg night....' and Alanis Morrisette where she sings 'the cross I bear that you gave to me' in her head was 'the cross eyed bear that you gave to me' haha haa ah these are classics!
Oh and I remember as a child, think it was the royal variety show (I'm from UK) and this comedian came on with a recording of Sister Sledge we are family and pointed out how the line 'Just let me state for the record, we're giving love n a family dose' actually sounds like 'just let me staple the vicar, we're giving love in a femidom'0 -
My son sings "out of the shower" instead of "eye of the tiger"0
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"wrapped up like a douche"
It's actually
"wrapped up like a deuce"
This one always. Though I thought it was "revved up like a deuce"
It is in the remake. The original is "cut loose like a deuce" which I thought was funny. But I'm pretty sure deuce refers to a car of some sort.0 -
Beach Boys "Barbara Ann"....when I was a kid, I thought they were saying "bob bob bob bob bob a wren"
and it took me forever to figure out the words to Born to be Wild.....
getcher motor runnin'
head out on the highway
lookin' for adventure
and whatever comes our way......
yah, darlin', go make it happen
take the world in a LOVE EMBRACE
fire all of your guns at once and
explode into space..........0 -
The lyric "my baby does the hanky panky". This is what my boyfriend heard "my baby does the hangy thing"!0
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For a more modern twist - my hubby thought Lady Gaga was singing "American Night" instead of "I'll Marry the Night." Not major - but cute.
In AFI's Dance through Sunday, I always sing "I'm an *kitten*, I'm an *kitten*," instead of "and we dance on"
Also, in Vampire Weekend's Horchata, I always sing "Looking back, you shouldn't have farted," instead of "Looking back you shouldn't have fought it"0 -
'I can't believe you kiss your [male chicken] at night'- That Don't Impress Me Much, Shania Twain
What on earth is that supposed to be? That's also what I hear!0 -
We have a series of cakes for winnie the pooh, titled:
"Pooh Surprise"
"Pooh Party"
"Baby Pooh"
We always giggle about them, lol.
Also, that song "we paved paradise and put up a parking lot" i always thought it said 'we pave paradise and put up a f*cking lot"0 -
'I can't believe you kiss your [male chicken] at night'- That Don't Impress Me Much, Shania Twain
I always thought this line was, " I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife." I never thought is made sense but who was I to question it.0 -
Credence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising" - There's a bathroom on the right" instead of there's a Bad Moon on the Rise
I saw John Fogarty several years ago, playing an outdoor venue. He did actually sing "there's a bathroom on the right" as he waved his hand toward a row of porta-potties off in the distance.0 -
OMG!!!!! That is too damn funny!! Now, Im gonna start singing it like that!!! LMAO!!:laugh:Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani
It says "I ain't no Hollaback girl," but my sister kept singing it as 'I ain't no Harlem black girl."0 -
My mom once asked me if the lyrics to Breaking Benjamin's Diary of Jane (I still try to find my place in the diary of Jane) was something about diarrhea pain... Jeez. LOL0
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"wrapped up like a douche"
It's actually
"wrapped up like a deuce"
But what does that mean? It does sound like douche. LOL0 -
Keep 'em Separated by Offspring - to this day I still hear "Drink your milk!" instead of "Take him out!", to the point where I can never remember what the correct lyric is. I actually just had to look it up, I'm so used to saying "Drink your Milk".0
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Credence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising" - There's a bathroom on the right" instead of there's a Bad Moon on the Rise
I saw John Fogarty several years ago, playing an outdoor venue. He did actually sing "there's a bathroom on the right" as he waved his hand toward a row of porta-potties off in the distance.
That's too funny!!!0 -
Any MCR song. Gerard Way needs to learn how to enunciate.0
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The Stones' Heartbreaker:
"Heartbreaker, with your bowling ball, I wanna tell you where to park."
Omg! Being a hard-core Stones fan, this has me in tears!! I'll never hear Heartbreaker the same again! Too funny!0 -
Filter's Hey Man Nice Shot - I always thought they were saying Amen Nation!0
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I had no idea it was Barbara Ann! I sang bob bob bob bob boba ran0
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I was once at a christian house meeting, and this guy was singing and it sounded to me like he was singing "clean my balls" I couldnt believe it and just burst out laughing, and he kept singing it over and over, so funny lol, have no idea to this day what he was actually sayin.0
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'I can't believe you kiss your [male chicken] at night'- That Don't Impress Me Much, Shania Twain
I always thought this line was, " I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife." I never thought is made sense but who was I to question it.
I thought it was 'I can't believe you kiss your carp at night". Seriously...how DOES it go?0 -
'I can't believe you kiss your [male chicken] at night'- That Don't Impress Me Much, Shania Twain
I always thought this line was, " I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife." I never thought is made sense but who was I to question it.
I thought it was 'I can't believe you kiss your carp at night". Seriously...how DOES it go?
I think it's "I can't believe you kiss your car good night"0 -
Lady Gaga - Pokerface
"P,p,p pokerface, p,p, pokerface" sounds like "P,p,p pokerface, b,b, buck her face"
This is seriously what it sounds like, don't believe me? Go and listen out for it0 -
I think it's "I can't believe you kiss your car at night"?0
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Paralyzer by finger 11 - "your place or my place" I always hear "your place on my face" :bigsmile:
I really think it says that in one part. Thought that from the first time I heard it.0
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