WTH did I just hear??

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  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    30 Seconds to Mars - The Kill

    "All I wanted was JUIIIIICCCEEEEEE!"

    He says 'you'. I'll always sing juice.
  • Myslissa
    Myslissa Posts: 760 Member
    My friend has a the disturbed song "sickness" all tore up.....She thought it said, come on get up f@cker, your monkey's down with the sickness.

    LMAO!
  • stephanieb72
    stephanieb72 Posts: 390 Member
    My friend has a the disturbed song "sickness" all tore up.....She thought it said, come on get up f@cker, your monkey's down with the sickness.

    LMAO!

    hahaha! that is funny!!!
  • scottg1024
    scottg1024 Posts: 224
    Jimi Hendrix's Purple Haze was so misheard as "Excuse me while I kiss this guy" instead of "Excuse me while I kiss the sky" that he eventually played along and on some appearances kissed his bandmate to make fun of it.

    There's actually a website dedicated to misheard lyrics - THE ARCHIVE OF FUNNY MISHEARD MUSIC LYRICS -
    http:/'kissthisguy.com
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    'I can't believe you kiss your [male chicken] at night'- That Don't Impress Me Much, Shania Twain

    What on earth is that supposed to be? That's also what I hear!

    Now that's what I'm going to hear... but it's "I can't believe you kiss your car at night".
  • dad2brooke
    dad2brooke Posts: 8 Member
    I'm pretty sure it is "revved up like a Deuce." It is a reference to a '32 Ford Coupe, or more affectionately known as a 'Deuce Coupe.'
  • perfectingpatti
    perfectingpatti Posts: 1,037 Member
    In Greased Lightning, I always heard, "and chicks will scream". I couldn't believe when I finally heard "and chicks will cream". My mother let me sing that!!!???
  • tnvolsfan74
    tnvolsfan74 Posts: 83 Member
    'I can't believe you kiss your [male chicken] at night'- That Don't Impress Me Much, Shania Twain

    I always thought this line was, " I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife." I never thought is made sense but who was I to question it.

    I thought it was 'I can't believe you kiss your carp at night". Seriously...how DOES it go?

    It's "I can't believe you kiss your CAR at night". LOL, but I like carpet knife :laugh:
  • priddy_girl
    priddy_girl Posts: 22 Member
    Eagles Take It Easy. They sing...I"m looking for a lover who wont blow my cover, she's so hard to find. I hear...I'm looking for a lover who wont blow my brother.
  • cheercoach80
    cheercoach80 Posts: 45
    My middle daughter used to sing along with Rhianna and instead of saying "We found love in a hopeless place" it was always "We found love in a homeless face"..... I still laugh every time that song comes on thinking of her singing her little heart out!
  • trybefan
    trybefan Posts: 488 Member
    Beast of burden

    Big Suburban

    My sister would sing along in the car to this, well our friend had a BIG suburban. She didn't realize that it was beast of burden, and so she would say big suburban. So funny.

    I always thought it was "pizza burning.."
  • jjl0412
    jjl0412 Posts: 278 Member
    Credence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising" - There's a bathroom on the right" instead of there's a Bad Moon on the Rise

    DITTO!!
  • CarSidDar
    CarSidDar Posts: 118 Member
    "wrapped up like a douche"

    It's actually

    "wrapped up like a deuce"

    Isn't it "revved up like a deuce" as in a car, a deuce coup??
  • SPNLuver83
    SPNLuver83 Posts: 2,050 Member
    i dunno about hearing, but i walked in on my son watching a show that had a velociraptor wearing a pilgrim hate fighting indians. very weird.
  • JEG2012
    JEG2012 Posts: 158
    The commercial for O'Reilly Auto Parts.... I heard 'Temple of Tuna' .....was really 'Temple of Tune-Ups'.... My boyfriend laughed his a@@ off!!!! for the guys....I guess it works either way... LOL!!!!!!!
  • misalillstead
    misalillstead Posts: 407 Member
    "I feel like a wallaby inside a'you" ..... instead of "I feel like I want to be....." Cassius, The Sound of Violence

    LoL... there was a song my son used to like, he thought it said "Call Mommmmy...Call Mommmmy..." instead of "Call on Meeee..."
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Green Day's When I Come Around - So don't knock down my door = Sell donuts door-to-door

    Ciara's 1, 2 Step - Strut my stuff, and yes I flaunt it = Strut my stuff, and yes I farted. Even after I found out what she was really saying it still sounded like she was saying "yes I farted"!
  • joannecando
    joannecando Posts: 40
    Credence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising" - There's a bathroom on the right" instead of there's a Bad Moon on the Rise

    Guilty of that one.
  • Troll
    Troll Posts: 922 Member
    "wrapped up like a douche"

    It's actually

    "wrapped up like a deuce"

    lmao, thats how my fiance says it!

    "DE-LIVERING BA-NA-NAS!"
    Is really
    "LI-BERATE MY MAD-NESS"


    Or my dad. "lets drink pop!"
    Because its totally not
    "blitzkreig bop"
  • CanuckLove
    CanuckLove Posts: 673 Member
    This always makes me laugh:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePjESN9pRdg

    Pearl Jam - Even Flow (Misheard lyrics)
  • bjfmade
    bjfmade Posts: 543 Member
    Theory of a Deadman - "make her grind her teeth" ~ "making cottage cheese"
  • BogQueen1
    BogQueen1 Posts: 320 Member
    "wrapped up like a douche"

    It's actually

    "wrapped up like a deuce"

    Actually. It's 'Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night'
  • Syreeta6
    Syreeta6 Posts: 377 Member
    OMG this is hilarious!!
  • fjrandol
    fjrandol Posts: 437 Member
    First time my mom heard Rihanna's 'Please Don't Stop The Music,' she thought it was 'Hazel's got the music'. That is how I hear the song now ;D.
    Until I read this, I thought that's what she was saying too!

    One of my friends used to listen to the soundtrack from LOTR all the time. During one of the scenes in the Mines of Moria, I would swear that the Uruk-Hai are chanting, "Who wants tamales? Who wants tamales? Jim Bob. Jim Bob." :laugh:
  • stylistchik
    stylistchik Posts: 1,436 Member
    Mariah Carey : "Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex"

    Several girls at work heard: "Got you all fired up with your nipple in context"
  • tryinghard71
    tryinghard71 Posts: 593
    When I do the Turbo Fire starter class there is a song that sounds like to me it is saying "F&ck that body F&ck that Fat" I am sure it is saying Rock that body burn that fat or something like that but it sounds like the F words to me. But with how the song Jams and the intensity of the work out I like thinking it is saying F that body F that fat. I am like hell ya! Motivational. But like I said I don't think that is what it is really saying.
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    "wrapped up like a douche"

    It's actually

    "wrapped up like a deuce"

    Blinded By The Light :bigsmile: Next lyric please?

    Well, isn't that followed by ......"you know the moaner in the night.".....?

    :ohwell:

    I hate that song. Always sounds to me like he's saying: "Wrapped up like a douche, another odor in the night..."
  • Aunt_Kiki
    Aunt_Kiki Posts: 47 Member
    k.d. Lang - Constant Craving = God Sent Gravy .... didn't make a whole lot of sense at the time, but that's what I thought it was when I was a kid!
  • mindirella
    mindirella Posts: 63
    Funkytown - when my son was about 6 he thought they were saying "taco bell" instead of "talk about"
  • Myslissa
    Myslissa Posts: 760 Member
    k.d. Lang - Constant Craving = God Sent Gravy .... didn't make a whole lot of sense at the time, but that's what I thought it was when I was a kid!

    This so made me giggle out loud.

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