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WTH did I just hear??
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There's actually a book called "Cooking with Poo." http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2012/mar/30/cooking-with-poo-oddest-title-prize0 -
When I was two, instead of "Feliz Navidad," I heard-and sang- "release mommy dog."0
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These are killing me!
Any geology geeks out there? Red Hot Chili Peppers "With the birds I share this lonely view" sounded like "the Burgess Shale is a lonely view".
I was impressed with their depth!0 -
Pretty much any song by Def Leppard.. I could never understand a thing they were singing.. except... pour some sugar on me....
:laugh: :laugh: LMAO!!! So true!!! :laugh: :laugh:0 -
'I can't believe you kiss your [male chicken] at night'- That Don't Impress Me Much, Shania Twain
I always thought this line was, " I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife." I never thought is made sense but who was I to question it.
It's actually "I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight."
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And then there's Abba's "Fernando." This is one of the many misheard lyrics entries on "Kiss This Guy":
It's been many years since I've seen a rifle in your head/can you fear the dung, Orlando?
Real Lyrics: Since many years I haven't seen a rifle in your hand Can you hear the drums Fernando?0 -
Your knees are so raw in `I Need You Tonight' by INXS. I am SURE that's what they say! Though my husband says it's Your nerves are so raw. I wouldn't let my boys listen to it on the radio :laugh:0
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Oh my gosh, me too!! My friends make fun of me for it.
When I was a kid, I thought the line from Nowhere Man was "isn't he a b!tch like you and me?" I was pretty old when I realized it's "bit".0 -
Forever in Blue Jeans...thought it was Reverend Blue Jeans..ha ha
Seriously?!?!?!? I thought I was the only one. My husband gives me crap about that one to this day!!!
Oh my gosh, me too!! My friends make fun of me for it.
When I was a kid, I thought the line from Nowhere Man was "isn't he a b!tch like you and me?" I was pretty old when I realized it's "bit".0 -
A World of Our Own by the Seekers. I think I was 10 when that came out and I heard, "And I know you will find...there'll be peace of mind..." as "And I know you will find...there'll be pizza pie..."0
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Credence Clearwater Revival's Bad Moon Rising
You tell me what you think:
"Don't go around tonight
well it's bound to take your life
there's a bathroom on the right (as opposed to: there's a bad moon on the rise)
Still...to this day..I laugh every time I hear that song!0 -
I love misheard lyrics, so given the topic (and I'm sorry for being obnoxious!), I have a few to add from my KissthisGuy profile. O.o
Song: "Little Drummer Boy"
Real Lyric (RL): I'm a poor boy, too
Misheard (M): I'm a pool boy, too
Song: "Celebrate Me Home" - Kenny Loggins
RL: Please, celebrate me home
M: We celebrate meatballs
Song: "Holly and the Ivy"
RL: O the rising of the sun and the running of the deer
M: O the rising of the South and running of John Deeres
Song: "Shock"- B2st
RL: Every night I shock (shock)
M: Every night I shout (f***!)
Song: "Jive Talking"- Bee Gees
RL: Jive talkin' tellin' me lies
M: Jive talking to blueberry pie
Song: "Benny and the Jets" - Elton John
RL: Benny, Benny, Benny, Benny and the Jets...
M: Betty, Betty, Betty, Bett and the jiz z
Song: Mony, Mony
RL: Because you make me feel (mony, mony) so (mony, mony) good (mony, mony)
M: 'Cause you make me hear (guacamole) so (I can bullsh**) good (guacamole)0 -
Are you kidding?
They were one of only a few bands that actually enunciated the words!! lol
I grew up with Def Leppard..so I guess I don't get the issue here.
(Sorry! This is in reference to the girl who said she couldn't understand Def Leppard's songs. I forgot to quote)0 -
"wrapped up like a douche"
It's actually
"wrapped up like a deuce"
BAHAHAHAHAHA! No way! Up until this very moment I thought it was the icky one. Learn something new everyday!!!!
I always thought the same thing..hahaha! Was disappointed when I learned the REAL lyrics, lol!0 -
In red hot chili peppers scar tissue I always thought it was something about a shed when they say with the birds I share.
And what the heck are they saying about cheez whizz in becks song loser0 -
Eagles Take It Easy. They sing...I"m looking for a lover who wont blow my cover, she's so hard to find. I hear...I'm looking for a lover who wont blow my brother.
LMAO!! :laugh:
OMG!!! Love it! And I can actually see where you'd get that! lol! Too funny!!!!!!!!0 -
This always makes me laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePjESN9pRdg
Pearl Jam - Even Flow (Misheard lyrics)
BEST youtube I have seen in a long time, since Drinking out of Cups! Thanks for that!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Oh wow, absolutely hilarious!!!! This is definitely a must see!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Jimi Hendrix - "Scuse me, while I kiss this guy"
"Kiss the sky" of course0 -
Roger Waters has a song called It's a Miracle. The lyrics contain:
"She said meet me
In the Garden of Gethsemane my dear
The Lord said Peter I can see
Your house from here."
But the way he sings it, it sounds like:
She said meet me
I've got Salmon in my Deer...0 -
Here is another one that I always had wrong:
Up and Adam! Why does my mom say that? Who is Adam?
I had no idea it was Up and at em' ! Does make more sense though 0 -
Rage Against the machine - "we're the renegades of funk"... I heard... "Put a rat in that cage and f&ck"....
PMSL0 -
Oasis have a song called Don't Look Back In Anger, and it says "So Sally can wait, she knows it's too late" and for years I thought it said "So Pelican Way, she knows it today"
It doesn't even make any sense and I couldn't believe it was wrong lol
You know that song, think it's by Flo Rida - Low? It says "Baggy sweat pants and them reeboks with a strap" my little nephew always got the words mixed up and sang "Sweaty bag pants" lol!0 -
"wrapped up like a douche"
It's actually
"wrapped up like a deuce"
I've had to clarify this one in the past as well!
I did this with Chris Cornell crooning, "Still don't mind the chains." It sounds a lot like "Sit on my bidet."0 -
The BeeGees - How Deep is Your Love
I was singing ".... and you come to me on a submarine..." for years until someone pointed out it was "summer breeze". A bit more romantic!0 -
My Dad used to listen to country and in one of the songs the line started... "Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine" my sister always sang along and sang that part starting " Oh San Huevos..... " :laugh:0
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my friend's little girl was strapped in her car seat belting out "Vacuum up the dance floor"...... How about EVACUATE the dance floor! :laugh:
And years ago my baby brother would sing along with the Beach Boys.......She's my LITTLE LOOSE GOOSE - You don't know what I got! *little duece coupe - you don't kinow what I got"0 -
Credence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising" - There's a bathroom on the right" instead of there's a Bad Moon on the Rise
LOL! We used to sing this when we went out with our auntie, she always needed to loo after about 5 minutes!0 -
"hold me closer Tony Danza".,....... Made sense when I found out Elton John was gay
this was the 1st thing i though of
and Avril lavinge go down on one knee, marry me today - i heard go down on me (mind in the gutter obviously)
also the saying its a free country - my little sister hear Free CRUNCHY (chocolate bar) and kept asking for her free crunchy bar ... will post when i remember more0 -
Paralyzer by finger 11 - "your place or my place" I always hear "your place on my face" :bigsmile:
bwahaha, thanks for finally clearing that up for me, I thought it was face as well0 -
I have a few, mostly from when I was a kid and misunderstood them.
I thought Stayin' Alive was "stay in the lines," as in coloring with your crayons and doing a careful job!
I thought Heard it in a Love Song was "pretty little love song."
In the song I'd Really Love to See You Tonight, I misunderstood the part that says I'm not talking about movin' in. I thought it was "I'm not talking about the linen."
Another is Peace Train. I always thought they were saying "B string."
My husband's funny one was Dirty White Boy. He thought it was 30-watt boy!
i always though it was " im not talking about the linens" needless to say i was corrected but still sing it that way.0
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