WTH did I just hear??

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  • lbrsmom
    lbrsmom Posts: 18
    Paralyzer by finger 11 - "your place or my place" I always hear "your place on my face" :bigsmile:

    ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  • Smuterella
    Smuterella Posts: 1,623 Member
    "wrapped up like a douche"

    It's actually

    "wrapped up like a deuce"

    My understanding is the original was "deuce" but when rerecorded there had been so many mishearings already that the word "douche" was used deliberately.
  • jessicae1aine
    jessicae1aine Posts: 885
    The greatest stoner of all, as your guardian = The greatest HONOR of all, as your guardian.

    Riiiight, Alanis.
  • lucindasun
    lucindasun Posts: 38
    carpet knife lolololololol.............that's so hilarious, and so unlikely
  • rmwinters
    rmwinters Posts: 288 Member
    It's true. Just sayin!
  • pudgeylou
    pudgeylou Posts: 202 Member
    I think it's "I can't believe you kiss your car at night"?

    That makes a lot more sense than anything else. I still think it sounds like carpent knife. lol
  • saxmaniac
    saxmaniac Posts: 1,133 Member
    This one always. Though I thought it was "revved up like a deuce"
    But what does that mean? It does sound like douche. LOL
    It is "revved up". My old man is a car buff and says that a deuce is a 1932 Ford: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Model_B_(1932)#Deuce_coupe
    My friend used to sing "big 'ol Jen had her light on" and it was really "big 'ol jet airliner" (Steve Miller) LOL

    Big ol' Jed's a liar!
  • abrewer563
    abrewer563 Posts: 122
    The Black Eyed Pees song addicted... I used to sing I'm a dood dood and I just can't get enough, apparently it's actually addicted but it definitely sounds like dood dood

    Also the one song that says "you found me" I used think he was saying "Jew found me"
  • krokador
    krokador Posts: 1,794 Member
    Katy Perry, California Girls

    She says something like "Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top", right?

    I kept hearing "Hairy dudes, with kidneys on top" -_-'
  • abbezen
    abbezen Posts: 405 Member
    'I can't believe you kiss your [male chicken] at night'- That Don't Impress Me Much, Shania Twain

    What on earth is that supposed to be? That's also what I hear!

    Actually...that WOULD be impressive!!
  • abbezen
    abbezen Posts: 405 Member
    I think it's "I can't believe you kiss your car at night"?

    How funny...and makes total sense now. :laugh:
  • terrappyn
    terrappyn Posts: 324 Member
    When I was a kid. My dad was singing "Padded Bras" until my mother corrected him with Panama!! (Van Halen) We still bring it up! too funny!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Paralyzer by finger 11 - "your place or my place" I always hear "your place on my face" :bigsmile:

    It's not?!?!
  • purpleroses1021
    purpleroses1021 Posts: 46 Member
    'I can't believe you kiss your [male chicken] at night'- That Don't Impress Me Much, Shania Twain

    I always thought this line was, " I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife." I never thought is made sense but who was I to question it.

    I thought it was 'I can't believe you kiss your carp at night". Seriously...how DOES it go?

    Pretty sure it's " I can't believe you kiss your CAR GOODNIGHT"
  • Bailey543
    Bailey543 Posts: 375
    When I see it it in slow- mo

    Actually.... when I see it in STONE

    LOL
  • ShawnaCurley
    ShawnaCurley Posts: 82 Member
    "wrapped up like a douche"

    It's actually

    "wrapped up like a deuce"


    LOL! That's what I alway's thought it said too....
  • DeniseBromley
    DeniseBromley Posts: 123 Member
    A girl I used to babysit thought the lyrics to the AC/DC Song were "Dirty Jeans, Thunder Queens" instead of Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap!
  • maberley
    maberley Posts: 1
    me too... I still sing "And there's a bathroom on the right" funny... I have others joining me too.. :laugh:
  • Shara126
    Shara126 Posts: 144 Member
    One of my husband's coworkers thought Prodigy's "Smack my ***** up" was "Snap my picture"


    LOL
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    My neice:

    "Birthday Sex" translates to "Birthday Text"
  • BrianSharpe
    BrianSharpe Posts: 9,248 Member
    Credence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising" - There's a bathroom on the right" instead of there's a Bad Moon on the Rise

    LOL - apparently John Fogerty will sing it that way live at times to see if anyone notices.....
  • Shara126
    Shara126 Posts: 144 Member
    ...oh and "Hold me closer Tony Danza"

    Elton John's -Tiny Dancer
  • sebrantley25
    sebrantley25 Posts: 12
    "wrapped up like a douche"

    It's actually

    "wrapped up like a deuce"

    That would be "Revved up like a deuce" as in '32 Deuce coupe.
  • MarthaAnn8186
    MarthaAnn8186 Posts: 84 Member
    I never could figure out what they were saying! But wrapped up like a douche sure didn't make sence!! :laugh:
  • PhiliciousCurves
    PhiliciousCurves Posts: 395 Member
    When I first heard Beyonce's song titled To The Left, I could have sworn I heard "If I farted, please stand up," when she actually sings "If I bought it, please don't touch." :laugh:

    Now if I hear the song playing on the radio, I still think she's saying "farted" and not "bought it!"
  • WendyFitMomCHANGED
    WendyFitMomCHANGED Posts: 311 Member
    Hahahahaha! My family is terrible at getting song lyrics wrong. I use to think Bon Jovi sang "It doesn't really matter if we're naked or not" ............instead of "It doesn't really matter if we make it or not"

    My 6yr old sings "Moves like Jagger" but he says ... "I've got the move - a - ma - jigger"
  • jessicae1aine
    jessicae1aine Posts: 885
    One of my husband's coworkers thought Prodigy's "Smack my ***** up" was "Snap my picture"


    LOL

    Haha that's great. I listen to that at the gym, so now I'll have to try to not fall off the treadmill laughing when I hear it.
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
    "wrapped up like a douche"

    It's actually

    "wrapped up like a deuce"

    FAIL. It is "REVVED up like a deuce". lol!
  • RenfieldX
    RenfieldX Posts: 87 Member
    Someone in my office was convinced that Aerosmith's 'Dude looks like a lady' was actually 'Do the lucky lady'. :laugh:
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    Pretty much any song by Def Leppard.. I could never understand a thing they were singing.. except... pour some sugar on me....

    So weird I'd come across this just now, I was doing paperwork and had the commercial version stuck in my head.

    "Pour some shook up ramen... when you need a cup!"

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