WTH did I just hear??
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when I was a little girl (like younger than 5) I thought Reba McEntire had a song called "July" (my birth month)....nope I was wrong...very wrong...its "You Lie"0
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Blues Travelers, Hook. Thought they said "The heart brings you back" Makes sense now, especially since the songs name is "hook". That song is actually pure genius if you read the lyrics....Kind of what you all are saying, doesnt matter what the lyrics are as long as the hook is catchy
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'I can't believe you kiss your [male chicken] at night'- That Don't Impress Me Much, Shania Twain
What on earth is that supposed to be? That's also what I hear!
I think correct lyrics is "I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight" But I think everything thinks it the other lyrics. LOL0 -
"wrapped up like a douche"
It's actually
"wrapped up like a deuce"
This came on the radio the other day and my 12 year old brother asked me, "What's wrapped up like a douche mean?"0 -
LOL @ work (I work in a hospital) whenever any of us gets injured I put a Pooh band-aid on them so we can go around the rest of the day like "Ha Ha you have poo on your arm.....Ha Ha!" yes, we're stupid. but please note working in a hospital may be one of the most boring jobs ever, you do what you can to entertain yourselves. And our cool boss, who is a doctor like 6'6", plays along with us and wears the poo-aids........ (LOL!) ....i know.........i know. :blushing:0
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My 5 yo loves LMFAO but he can't get the lyrics right to save his life. I will forever be singing;
"1-0-1-0-5, Girls be looking like Debbie Fly" (When I walk on by, girls be looking like d@mn he's fly)0 -
ha ha...this post reminds me of my step-daughter and Shaggy...
She would sing "picture this we were both buck naked banging on the bathroom door"
We would laugh so hard.
Lol,.....so innocent huh?0 -
"hold me closer Tony Danza".,....... Made sense when I found out Elton John was gay0
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I had a friend that would sing "dirty deeds done with sheep" over "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" now when I hear it, I can't sing it correctly..
LMAO,.....that's my new version now, cuz sheep are dirty0 -
"wrapped up like a douche"
It's actually
"wrapped up like a deuce"
I think it is actually "revved up like a deuce."0 -
"Ain't no woman like a one-eyed goat"! :laugh:0
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"wrapped up like a douche"
It's actually
"wrapped up like a deuce"
Really? I was wondering why they were singing about being a plastic douche wrapper....or maybe the toilet paper around it after....0 -
Anything by Pearl Jam.
My mom on the other hand has a doozy. Instead of "I'm your venus, I'm your fire, Your desire." She would sing "I'm your fetus, I'm your father, Your desire."
I still laugh. And that is now how I sing the song.0 -
When I was younger every time I heard "Black" by Pearl Jam, I thought he said, "Leg's spread out before me, as her body lays dead," rather than, "laid spread out before me as her body once did." After years of being under the impression that I knew what I was hearing, I was finally corrected by my dad, who didn't bother trying to hold back his laughter. :noway: :blushing: :blushing: :indifferent:0
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My ex boyfriend used to make up lyrics to songs. And now when I hear those particular songs I still laugh. Especially Tom Petty's Free Falling. He used to sing Free Balling.0
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At Christmas there was a commercial for 4G and they were singing what sounded like "Walking in a orgy wonderland" BAHAHAH..actually they were singing "Walking in a 4G wonderland".
I noticed that one.0 -
Lady Gaga - Pokerface
"P,p,p pokerface, p,p, pokerface" sounds like "P,p,p pokerface, b,b, buck her face"
This is seriously what it sounds like, don't believe me? Go and listen out for it
Sounds like *kitten* her face to me! I always hear it that way!0 -
My son, in the backseat, howling "Hot Bloody" to Foreigner....
My 4 yr old daughter, to country song All the Fun by Paul Overstreet. He sings "We cuddle and we snuggle and we party on the couch"...she yells "Ewwwwww, Mommy, he said POTTY ON THE COUCH!!"0 -
we was potting training my daughter she was about 18months-2years old... she come racing out from the toilet so excited saying what i thought was "I *kitten* I *kitten* I *kitten* mummy" when in fact it was "I seat I seat I seat" lol I cracked up laughing0
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Lady Gaga - Pokerface
"P,p,p pokerface, p,p, pokerface" sounds like "P,p,p pokerface, b,b, buck her face"
This is seriously what it sounds like, don't believe me? Go and listen out for it
I heard somewhere that it's a little more explicit than that... replace the "b"s with "f"s and you'll know what I mean. That's what it sounds like on the Dance Central version. 0 -
A girl I used to babysit thought the lyrics to the AC/DC Song were "Dirty Jeans, Thunder Queens" instead of Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap!
My ex thought it was Bumblebees, done dirt cheap! He couldnt figure out what bumblebees had to do with the song LOL:laugh:0 -
"wrapped up like a douche"
It's actually
"wrapped up like a deuce"
BAHAHAHAHAHA! No way! Up until this very moment I thought it was the icky one. Learn something new everyday!!!!0 -
Forever in Blue Jeans...thought it was Reverend Blue Jeans..ha ha
Seriously?!?!?!? I thought I was the only one. My husband gives me crap about that one to this day!!!0 -
lol every time the song 'The Diary of Jane' by Breaking Benjamin comes on the radio..
.. I hear "Diarrhea Pain"
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Eagles Take It Easy. They sing...I"m looking for a lover who wont blow my cover, she's so hard to find. I hear...I'm looking for a lover who wont blow my brother.
LMAO!! :laugh:0 -
The lyrics are dirty deeds done dirt cheap
My kids sing Dirty beads, tom tom pete.... LOL0 -
When I was little I thought this song was saying "I'm hurt, she's mad, wedding bells are gonna chime!" I remember asking my mom if they were hurt and mad why were they getting married. She laughed and said they're actually saying "I'm hers, she's mine, wedding bells are gonna chime". I still sing it my way though....0
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Benny and the rats, should have been Benny and the Jets.0
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My wife and I were taking a male friend out to dinner because he has having a bad day. As we were walking through the parking lot my wife turns to him and says " Eric you deserve happiness". What I heard... "Erick you deserve a penis".. My head whipped around so quickly i think i got whiplash. They both stared at me like i had two heads. When i told them what i though i heard they cracked up.. We still joke about it today..0
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Benny and the rats, should have been Benny and the Jets.
LOL - "she's got electric boobs, her ma does too"!
It's really "she's got electric boots, a mohair suit"!0
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