Things for which you wish MFP would give strikes...

jofjltncb6
jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
in Chit-Chat
...but they don't.

I'll start:
Posts suggesting scale weight gain after 2ish weeks is because muscle weighs more than fat.
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  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    Frivolous reporting.

    Stalking for anything other than the fun of stalking.

    Wearing too much clothing in pictures.
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    But if you took a cup of muscle and a cup of fat........Just messing with you.


    I think they should at least limit the amount of reports you can make in a day. I think it would cut down on vindictive reporting.
  • tiffanyheth
    tiffanyheth Posts: 510 Member
    Complaining. ;)
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    Thigh gap threads.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    Saying anyone or anything is trying to sabotage you.

    This is not World War II. You are not a munitions-loaded train.
  • perfectingpatti
    perfectingpatti Posts: 1,037 Member
    One strike for reporting something because you're butthurt.

    Two strikes for reporting something because you're butthurt if you've previously told someone to get thicker skin.

    Three strikes for reporting a topic that is "against the guidelines" if you've previously contributed to topics "against the guidelines".
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Not giving google a chance to explain things to you first.
  • concordancia
    concordancia Posts: 5,320 Member
    Starting threads to complain about how other people use the site.
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
    1 Strike for each reply you make in a thread rejecting the sound advice you asked for in the initial post and received.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    For starting threads about gross bodily functions that clearly require medical attention.
  • RaeLB
    RaeLB Posts: 1,216 Member
    Any thread that starts with "why do/are men..."/"why do/are women..." or "real men..."/"realwomen..." or any other statement generalizing everyone into a neat little box.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    - any mention of any "get thin quick" product featured on Dr. Oz.
    - any mention of black licorice
    - any mention of politics and/or religion designed to cause heated debate
    - frivolous reporting solely undertaken to get somebody you don't like banned
    - "loose" vs. "lose"
    - gratuitous use of the word "journey"
    - "they're" vs. "their" vs. "there"
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Saying anyone or anything is trying to sabotage you.

    This is not World War II. You are not a munitions-loaded train.

    i can't stand it... i know you planned it...
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    people who post the "Why do some people track *insert crazy thing here* in their diary?"

    IDK Ever think to ask THEM, they might know.....
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    When someone comes into an epic debate thread on page 10 or higher and just simply and matter-of-factly answers the OP. That is unacceptable! Can't they see we're arguing here!
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    -Rate the person above you

    -Anything mentioning 1200 calories. Ever.

    -Posts about mice
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    .
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    Mentioning Hitler or Nazi Germany in any argument.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    .

    I saw before the edit. I guess that's happening right now, huh?
  • dsmpunk
    dsmpunk Posts: 262 Member
    Who takes this stuff seriously enough to report someone in the first place? I guess if someone is harassing you all the time or something.

    Intarnet is seriousss!

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