Pop Tart Cleanse Anybody? Looking for Feedback.

WinnerVictorious

i've purchased the strawberry flavored Pop Tart cleanse (without icing) in the large box, so it should work twice as well.

how many do i eat in order to jump start my metabolism?

should i drink milk with it, or will dairy jump start my metabolism too much?

please tell me only what i want to hear.

:flowerforyou:

Pixi_Rex

It won't work as well as the ones with icing. Milk also ruins it.

Crankstr

yes

lizlkbg

I sincerely initially read this as Poop Tart Cleanse. Which is highly effective.

CloverCreeper

Mmmm, poptarts.

redheaddee

I sincerely initially read this as Poop Tart Cleanse. Which is highly effective.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

BurtHuttz

Not this again.

Listen. There is no secret. You just eat 1/10th your weight in pop tarts. So, if you weigh 300bls, you eat 30 poptarts each day. As the pounds melt away you just have to KEEP SUBTRACTING POP TARTS.

If you keep eating 30 pop tarts a day you'll go into tartvation mode.

sz8soon

Depends on if you eat them hot or cold. I use to eat mine cold but I wasn't really getting the results I wanted. Heated those babies up and bam mega success!

WinnerVictorious

should i take these orally or as suppositories?

i feel like it would work better if i were uncomfortable in the process. you know what they say... no pain, no gain.

weight loss is supposed to be difficult and i feel bad by cheating to get my results in 1 weekend instead of several months, so it would make me feel better if i could tell people how difficult it was.

meshashesha2012

Not this again.

Listen. There is no secret. You just eat 1/10th your weight in pop tarts. So, if you weigh 300bls, you eat 30 poptarts each day. As the pounds melt away you just have to KEEP SUBTRACTING POP TARTS.

If you keep eating 30 pop tarts a day you'll go into tartvation mode.

:laugh:

Crankstr

Not this again.

Listen. There is no secret. You just eat 1/10th your weight in pop tarts. So, if you weigh 300bls, you eat 30 poptarts each day. As the pounds melt away you just have to KEEP SUBTRACTING POP TARTS.

If you keep eating 30 pop tarts a day you'll go into tartvation mode.

I have been doing it all wrong!

AnvilHead

IN!!!

Pop Tarts will reboot your taste buds. They'll also kick-start your weight loss, jump-start your metabolism and detox teh toxinzzz (especially if you get the ones with green sprinkles, because EVERYBODY knows that any detox involves green stuff).

CarolinaGirlinVA

Not this again.

Listen. There is no secret. You just eat 1/10th your weight in pop tarts. So, if you weigh 300bls, you eat 30 poptarts each day. As the pounds melt away you just have to KEEP SUBTRACTING POP TARTS.

If you keep eating 30 pop tarts a day you'll go into tartvation mode.

LMAO! :laugh:

lachesissss

You could take them as suppositories. But I don't know anyone with a slot shaped sphincter.

NocturnalGirl

Needs icecream.

PosterGuy1

What in the hell are you all talking about?:laugh:

WinnerVictorious

IN!!!

Pop Tarts will reboot your taste buds. They'll also kick-start your weight loss, jump-start your metabolism and detox teh toxinzzz (especially if you get the ones with green sprinkles, because EVERYBODY knows that any detox involves green stuff).

oh good! i've heard about these toxinzzz. i really want to get rid of these toxinzzz. i feel so heavy. does that mean i'm full of teh toxinzzz? i think it does.

laserturkey

Depends on if you eat them hot or cold. I use to eat mine cold but I wasn't really getting the results I wanted. Heated those babies up and bam mega success!

But don't heat them in the microwave! Those things are death boxes. Heat them in a brick oven for the best results.

Admiral_Derp

I'm waiting til Dr. Oz is on board!

rockerbabyy

oh god i love you all.

FootballGamer58

wow this is the stupidest thing I have ever read...


everyone knows toaster strudels are more effective as a cleanser and safer for your body.

trogalicious

I'm waiting til Dr. Oz is on board!

he'll just ruin it.. LIKE HE DOES EVERYTHING!

FAT OPRAH IS FAT!

msliu7911

Actually I hear the S'mores Pop Tarts work better.

It has a better variety of vitamins and nutrients from the blend of chocolate, marshmallows, and graham cracker crust.

Unknown

Congrats! keep up the good work....:) Karen S

Admiral_Derp

Although I will say the best ones are the fruit flavored ones. Much more organic and nutrient rich! If you're gonna do it, do it clean.

msliu7911

You could take them as suppositories. But I don't know anyone with a slot shaped sphincter.

Literally LOL'ed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

morticiamom

The pop tart cleanse is based on spurious pseudo-science and is being foisted on the gullible to make the masses fat and tractable so that the UN gun stealing alien hordes can steal our precious bodily fluids. The toaster strudel cleanse is the ONLY one that works.

FootballGamer58

The pop tart cleanse is based on spurious pseudo-science and is being foisted on the gullible to make the masses fat and tractable so that the UN gun stealing alien hordes can steal our precious bodily fluids. The toaster strudel cleanse is the ONLY one that works.

finally something besides broscience in this thread, if you are still doing pop tart cleanse you are only hurting your gains

WinnerVictorious

wow this is the stupidest thing I have ever read...


everyone knows toaster strudels are more effective as a cleanser and safer for your body.

that's just your opinion. this thread is about the Pop Tart Cleanse. isn't this site supposed to be about support?

BBehnke84

Not this again.

Listen. There is no secret. You just eat 1/10th your weight in pop tarts. So, if you weigh 300bls, you eat 30 poptarts each day. As the pounds melt away you just have to KEEP SUBTRACTING POP TARTS.

If you keep eating 30 pop tarts a day you'll go into tartvation mode.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Oh Lord make it stop....make it stop!!!

AnvilHead

that's just your opinion. this thread is about the Pop Tart Cleanse. isn't this site is supposed to be about support?