Pop Tart Cleanse Anybody? Looking for Feedback.
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Needs icecream.
I second this. If you start bloating, just eat more ice cream and the toxins and fat will melt away.0 -
The fastest way is to crush them up and inhale through a straw ! Everybody knows that0
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Ok folks let's be real now, everyone knows that the Toaster Strudel brand is better as a cleanse based on my completely scientific factual opinion and personal experience. I will not accept and educated responses rebutting this.....0
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^"Seems" like it worked for him....0 -
wow this is the stupidest thing I have ever read...
everyone knows toaster strudels are more effective as a cleanser and safer for your body.
And here come the shills for the Big Toaster Strudel industry trying to get everyone to drink their kool aid.The pop tart cleanse is based on spurious pseudo-science and is being foisted on the gullible to make the masses fat and tractable so that the UN gun stealing alien hordes can steal our precious bodily fluids. The toaster strudel cleanse is the ONLY one that works.
finally something besides broscience in this thread, if you are still doing pop tart cleanse you are only hurting your gains0 -
winner
^"Seems" like it worked for him....0 -
please tell me only what i want to hear.
:flowerforyou:
You are correct. Keep up the good work! :drinker:0 -
i just finished my phd in breakfast pastryology....I know what I am talking about
paid for by big toaster streudal inc0 -
I heard the only ones that work are the red velvet ones. Way to throw your money away!0
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wow this is the stupidest thing I have ever read...
everyone knows toaster strudels are more effective as a cleanser and safer for your body.
I was so going to say that but was too lazy to look up the spelling! lol
At any rate they are much softer and more pliable...if you are going that route.0 -
Everyone knows that the poptart cleanse will give you thigh gap, and toaster strudels will make your boobs shrink.
http://healthyeating.bullblogs.net/2011/aug/toaster-strudels-the-anti-boob-food.asp0 -
Joy.^"Seems" like it worked for him....
Why is he wearing a scarf?0 -
I always add butter0
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Will the cinnamon ones work for me since I'm also diabetic and cinnamon is supposed to lower your blood glucose levels?0
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wow this is the stupidest thing I have ever read...
everyone knows toaster strudels are more effective as a cleanser and safer for your body.
I was so going to say that but was too lazy to look up the spelling! lol
At any rate they are much softer and more pliable...if you are going that route.
that's just your opinion. i have a friend and she told me that the Pop Tart Cleanse worked wonders for her, so why would i believe a bunch of strangers on the internet who don't even have a nutritionist certificate? if you read my original post, i clearly stated that i only wanted people to tell me what a good idea the Pop Tart Cleanse was. if you don't agree, then you shouldn't be rude and post on my thread. aren't we all here for support? why won't you support me?? :sad:0 -
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wow this is the stupidest thing I have ever read...
everyone knows toaster strudels are more effective as a cleanser and safer for your body.
I was so going to say that but was too lazy to look up the spelling! lol
At any rate they are much softer and more pliable...if you are going that route.
that's just your opinion. i have a friend and she told me that the Pop Tart Cleanse worked wonders for her, so why would i believe a bunch of strangers on the internet who don't even have a nutritionist certificate? if you read my original post, i clearly stated that i only wanted people to tell me what a good idea the Pop Tart Cleanse was. if you don't agree, then you shouldn't be rude and post on my thread. aren't we all here for support? why won't you support me?? :sad:
misinformation is the worst kind of information. you can fix this...you have the power.....now go out and buy 500 cases of toaster streudals0 -
wow this is the stupidest thing I have ever read...
everyone knows toaster strudels are more effective as a cleanser and safer for your body.
I was so going to say that but was too lazy to look up the spelling! lol
At any rate they are much softer and more pliable...if you are going that route.
that's just your opinion. i have a friend and she told me that the Pop Tart Cleanse worked wonders for her, so why would i believe a bunch of strangers on the internet who don't even have a nutritionist certificate? if you read my original post, i clearly stated that i only wanted people to tell me what a good idea the Pop Tart Cleanse was. if you don't agree, then you shouldn't be rude and post on my thread. aren't we all here for support? why won't you support me?? :sad:
Because I'm a mean BULLY!! Now put the Poptart down and go buy a Toaster Strudel!!!0 -
Here is definitive proof that pop tarts work and strudels don't!
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pop-Tarts#Other_Uses0 -
wow this is the stupidest thing I have ever read...
everyone knows toaster strudels are more effective as a cleanser and safer for your body.
I was so going to say that but was too lazy to look up the spelling! lol
At any rate they are much softer and more pliable...if you are going that route.
that's just your opinion. i have a friend and she told me that the Pop Tart Cleanse worked wonders for her, so why would i believe a bunch of strangers on the internet who don't even have a nutritionist certificate? if you read my original post, i clearly stated that i only wanted people to tell me what a good idea the Pop Tart Cleanse was. if you don't agree, then you shouldn't be rude and post on my thread. aren't we all here for support? why won't you support me?? :sad:
Because I'm a mean BULLY!! Now put the Poptart down and go buy a Toaster Strudel!!!
why is this site so full of rude people? maybe i should go to Spark People where they are nicer.
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No. Mapley oatmeal FTW. Check my diary if you don't believe me. The results speak for themselves.I heard the only ones that work are the red velvet ones. Way to throw your money away!0 -
lmao i lost itHere is definitive proof that pop tarts work and strudels don't!
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pop-Tarts#Other_Uses0 -
Joy.^"Seems" like it worked for him....
Why is he wearing a scarf?
hahaha. At first I was about to say, "Because it's the fashion.." but no...It's his shirt. hahahaha.0 -
1.sprinkle some CLA on the poptarts
2. insert into butt
3. profit.
done.0 -
Maybe you should start a "mean people suck" thread. Nobody's ever tried it before, but I'll bet that would make them stop.wow this is the stupidest thing I have ever read...
everyone knows toaster strudels are more effective as a cleanser and safer for your body.
I was so going to say that but was too lazy to look up the spelling! lol
At any rate they are much softer and more pliable...if you are going that route.
that's just your opinion. i have a friend and she told me that the Pop Tart Cleanse worked wonders for her, so why would i believe a bunch of strangers on the internet who don't even have a nutritionist certificate? if you read my original post, i clearly stated that i only wanted people to tell me what a good idea the Pop Tart Cleanse was. if you don't agree, then you shouldn't be rude and post on my thread. aren't we all here for support? why won't you support me?? :sad:
Because I'm a mean BULLY!! Now put the Poptart down and go buy a Toaster Strudel!!!
why is this site so full of rude people? maybe i should go to Spark People where they are nicer.0 -
hahahhahahahahahah I love this!0
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Depends on if you eat them hot or cold. I use to eat mine cold but I wasn't really getting the results I wanted. Heated those babies up and bam mega success!
No, no no, eating them cold forces your body to heat them up while digesting, which burns more calories.0 -
lmao i lost itHere is definitive proof that pop tarts work and strudels don't!
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pop-Tarts#Other_Uses
seems like your link actaully proves the opposite0 -
A box a day keeps the doctor away. Right?0
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You could take them as suppositories. But I don't know anyone with a slot shaped sphincter.
YES! That's the best way to take them anyway. You have to scrape the icing off first though. Crush the tart and reform to your needed shape. Recoat with the Icing as a binding agent. It doubles as lubricant0
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