Pop Tart Cleanse Anybody? Looking for Feedback.

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  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
    I understand the thigh gap advantage, and I've always wanted one of those!!!! But why is it called a 'cleanse'? Will it remove toxins from my fat cells?
  • dogetta
    dogetta Posts: 61 Member
    The fastest way is to crush them up and inhale through a straw ! Everybody knows that
    NO NO NO you are putting them in the wrong hole. Crush add water and infuse. No slotted sphincter required!
  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
    I toast them on the highest setting first, so they are boiling lava hot in the middle, then i cram them up my *kitten*. Hope that helps :flowerforyou:
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    does anyone else use poptarts as Prophylactics?
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    does anyone else use poptarts as Prophylactics?
    I find it has the exact opposite effect. NOBODY can resist a pop tart on your naughty bulbous parts!
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    The fastest way is to crush them up and inhale through a straw ! Everybody knows that
    NO NO NO you are putting them in the wrong hole. Crush add water and infuse. No slotted sphincter required!
    Don't forget to buy a reverse toilet so that you can be sitting in the correct position when you crap them out of your mouth.
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
    you're all wasting your time. Know where the magic is?

    POP TARTS WITH MEAT

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  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    does anyone else use poptarts as Prophylactics?
    I find it has the exact opposite effect. NOBODY can resist a pop tart on your naughty bulbous parts!
    True. However, telling people that you shove strudels up your butt every day is a very effective form of birth control. (See? I will give credit where credit is due!)
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    you're all wasting your time. Know where the magic is?

    POP TARTS WITH MEAT

    hot-pockets-coupons.jpg

    something about that photo seemed dirty....not sure if its late or what.


    also hot pockets are the lowest form of cleanse ill even admit that poptarts are above them
  • samanthachen
    samanthachen Posts: 360 Member
    you're all wasting your time. Know where the magic is?

    POP TARTS WITH MEAT

    hot-pockets-coupons.jpg

    Agreed. Nothing cleanses the body better than meat-like substances! Plus the lavacheese actually burns fat on its way out!
  • :laugh:
    I toast them on the highest setting first, so they are boiling lava hot in the middle, then i cram them up my *kitten*. Hope that helps :flowerforyou:
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    you're all wasting your time. Know where the magic is?

    POP TARTS WITH MEAT

    Why are there pieces of the Berlin Wall behind that pocket sandwich?
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
    you're all wasting your time. Know where the magic is?

    POP TARTS WITH MEAT

    Why are there pieces of the Berlin Wall behind that pocket sandwich?

    ....because Dr. Oz. BOOM! SCIENCE!
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    you cant tell me this doesnt look better than your stupid poptarts

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  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    you cant tell me this doesnt look better than your stupid poptarts

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    At least the 'frosting' is high in protein.
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    you cant tell me this doesnt look better than your stupid poptarts

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    At least the 'frosting' is high in protein.

    instant gains
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    you cant tell me this doesnt look better than your stupid poptarts

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    At least the 'frosting' is high in protein.

    ummm... no.

    "a gif too far" :frown:

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  • CristinaL1983
    CristinaL1983 Posts: 1,119 Member
    I was watching Dr Oz and he said that you have to get the strawberry pop tarts with frosting, freeze them then use the icing from the toaster strudels. Otherwise it doesn't work.

    Your body will have to heat up the frozen pop tart burning tons of fat and leaving all your muscle intact and the icing will help get all the "gunk" off your intestinal walls. If you eat 10/day you will lose 15 lbs over the weekend easy.
  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
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    abs-body-boy-daily-poptart-funny-Favim.com-403045.jpg

    ^"Seems" like it worked for him....

    quoting simply to make this picture keep repeating...

    mmm...poptarts and abs...abs and poptarts...
  • samanthachen
    samanthachen Posts: 360 Member
    mmm...poptarts and abs...abs and poptarts...

    If they sold poptarts WITH abs, then you would probably be in trouble
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    i prefer my poptarts without abs....less calorie dense that way
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
    mmm...poptarts and abs...abs and poptarts...

    If they sold poptarts WITH abs, then you would probably be in trouble

    they have poptarts with abs. They're called hot pockets.
  • Mcgrawhaha
    Mcgrawhaha Posts: 1,596 Member
    i've purchased the strawberry flavored Pop Tart cleanse (without icing) in the large box, so it should work twice as well.

    how many do i eat in order to jump start my metabolism?

    should i drink milk with it, or will dairy jump start my metabolism too much?

    please tell me only what i want to hear.

    :flowerforyou:

    are you kidding me? the pop tart cleanse does not work properly without the ones that contain icing. duh!
  • giggitygoo
    giggitygoo Posts: 1,978 Member
    you'll go into tartvation mode.


    OMG lol
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    mmm...poptarts and abs...abs and poptarts...

    If they sold poptarts WITH abs, then you would probably be in trouble
    Use the ab abber 2000, you'll get abs in minutes, nay, seconds!
    http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail77.html
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
    mmm...poptarts and abs...abs and poptarts...

    If they sold poptarts WITH abs, then you would probably be in trouble
    Use the ab abber 2000, you'll get abs in minutes, nay, seconds!
    http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail77.html

    that's all full of fhqwgads though.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Without frosting???? (And you called it "icing".)

    And you didn't buy Brown Sugar Cinnamon (frosted, of course)???


    You're doing it wrong. Very very wrong.
  • Sincere24
    Sincere24 Posts: 126 Member
    loool. Yum, talk about delish if the abs came with them ;)
  • wmoomoo
    wmoomoo Posts: 159 Member
    2378694_o.gif

    abs-body-boy-daily-poptart-funny-Favim.com-403045.jpg

    ^"Seems" like it worked for him....

    quoting simply to make this picture keep repeating...

    mmm...poptarts and abs...abs and poptarts...

    That poptart looks good.....
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    mmm...poptarts and abs...abs and poptarts...

    If they sold poptarts WITH abs, then you would probably be in trouble
    Use the ab abber 2000, you'll get abs in minutes, nay, seconds!
    http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail77.html

    that's all full of fhqwgads though.
    You didn't even spell fhqwhgads right. Poser. :laugh: