Skinny people are just fat.
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yeah well fat kids are harder to kidnap. so thats good.
This is COMPLETE broscience.
Fat children are actually quite easy to kidnap as they're more likely to accept candy from strangers and are also slower.
People may notice you shoving a fat child in your van but more often than not they'll think it is a comedy skit and laugh it off,
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Im not a mother. but my mom was a mother. and i dont think she would like that joke.0
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Um, as a mother, I find this to be hilarious.yeah well fat kids are harder to kidnap. so thats good.
This is COMPLETE broscience.
Fat children are actually quite easy to kidnap as they're more likely to accept candy from strangers and are also slower.
People may notice you shoving a fat child in your van but more often than not they'll think it is a comedy skit and laugh it off,
Continue on.
right? lighten uppppp
And we have our first troll...welcome
Do you even know what that means?0 -
Posting privileges should be revoked0
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Um, as a mother, I find this to be hilarious.yeah well fat kids are harder to kidnap. so thats good.
This is COMPLETE broscience.
Fat children are actually quite easy to kidnap as they're more likely to accept candy from strangers and are also slower.
People may notice you shoving a fat child in your van but more often than not they'll think it is a comedy skit and laugh it off,
Continue on.
right? lighten uppppp
And we have our first troll...welcome
Do you even know what that means?
hey- she's entitled to her opinion. come on now0 -
yeah well fat kids are harder to kidnap. so thats good.
This is COMPLETE broscience.
Fat children are actually quite easy to kidnap as they're more likely to accept candy from strangers and are also slower.
People may notice you shoving a fat child in your van but more often than not they'll think it is a comedy skit and laugh it off,
Um, as a mother, I don't think this is funny at all. I don't care what troll is gonna "quote" me and tell me "learn how to take a joke"...you have a disgusting sense of humor, man.
As a mom, as someone who has personal history with the topic of kidnapping, as someone who volunteers diligently with missing children's organizations to educate stupid people about the dangers of kidnapping, and as someone WITH A SOUL, I'm with lilcupcake on this one. And I don't freaking care if you want to rip me up now. Have at it.0 -
Um, as a mother, I find this to be hilarious.yeah well fat kids are harder to kidnap. so thats good.
This is COMPLETE broscience.
Fat children are actually quite easy to kidnap as they're more likely to accept candy from strangers and are also slower.
People may notice you shoving a fat child in your van but more often than not they'll think it is a comedy skit and laugh it off,
Continue on.
right? lighten uppppp
And we have our first troll...welcome
You think *that* was the first troll comment in this bizarro thread?0 -
only thing that makes an ugly person beautiful is a few beers.
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Um, as a mother, I find this to be hilarious.yeah well fat kids are harder to kidnap. so thats good.
This is COMPLETE broscience.
Fat children are actually quite easy to kidnap as they're more likely to accept candy from strangers and are also slower.
People may notice you shoving a fat child in your van but more often than not they'll think it is a comedy skit and laugh it off,
Continue on.
right? lighten uppppp
And we have our first troll...welcome
You think *that* was the first troll comment in this bizarro thread?
Let me go get my sheet of special stickers. brb0 -
This thread makes no sense. However, I love all the gifs and that makes it worth it.
It's not supposed to, much like Zen.
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Wud I miss?
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yeah well fat kids are harder to kidnap. so thats good.
This is COMPLETE broscience.
Fat children are actually quite easy to kidnap as they're more likely to accept candy from strangers and are also slower.
People may notice you shoving a fat child in your van but more often than not they'll think it is a comedy skit and laugh it off,
Um, as a mother, I don't think this is funny at all. I don't care what troll is gonna "quote" me and tell me "learn how to take a joke"...you have a disgusting sense of humor, man.
As a mom, as someone who has personal history with the topic of kidnapping, as someone who volunteers diligently with missing children's organizations to educate stupid people about the dangers of kidnapping, and as someone WITH A SOUL, I'm with lilcupcake on this one. And I don't freaking care if you want to rip me up now. Have at it.
You poor dear. You seem to be under the (misguided) assumption that anyone posting here (in a thread in the subforum of "chit chat, fun & games", mind you) actually finds kidnapping to be amusing...0 -
F*** being PC!! Now the media isnt allowed to say fishermen. They have to say fishers do the females who fish wont get offended. Screw that. Dont call people wart hogs though. A girl had her hear broken this morning from being called that on a forum thread.
*wipes away the tears*
lol I saw that thread! You are not a wart hog, that ***** was ratchet -.-0 -
But really, has anyone really been so far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?0
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yeah well fat kids are harder to kidnap. so thats good.
This is COMPLETE broscience.
Fat children are actually quite easy to kidnap as they're more likely to accept candy from strangers and are also slower.
People may notice you shoving a fat child in your van but more often than not they'll think it is a comedy skit and laugh it off,
Um, as a mother, I don't think this is funny at all. I don't care what troll is gonna "quote" me and tell me "learn how to take a joke"...you have a disgusting sense of humor, man.
As a mom, as someone who has personal history with the topic of kidnapping, as someone who volunteers diligently with missing children's organizations to educate stupid people about the dangers of kidnapping, and as someone WITH A SOUL, I'm with lilcupcake on this one. And I don't freaking care if you want to rip me up now. Have at it.
You poor dear. You seem to be under the (misguided) assumption that anyone posting here (in a thread in the subforum of "chit chat, fun & games", mind you) actually finds kidnapping to be amusing...
whats wrong with you?0 -
Some issues are very sensitive. Please, I don't think anyone here is actually callous or uncaring about kidnapped children. I love satire and sometimes I really enjoy the edgy stuff. I'm a mother and that post didn't offend me at all because I knew it was made with no ill will whatsoever. You know I love you cupcake, and I love Crosby too. Both awesome people and I really hate it when my pals disagree, but it's bound to happen I guess. Let's move on, can we? This thread was made in jest. I request more gifs please!0
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whats wrong with you?
no one has been able to answer that question yet... it's like one of those impossible questions that will never be answered...0 -
I don't think I've had enough to drink to read this thread.0
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But really, has anyone really been so far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
QFT!0 -
But really, has anyone really been so far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Yes. I mean, no. I mean, yes.
OMG, what was the question again?!0 -
whats wrong with you?
no one has been able to answer that question yet... it's like one of those impossible questions that will never be answered...
Like, what is the sound of one hand clapping.0 -
Im not a mother. but my mom was a mother. and i dont think she would like that joke.
Hey, my mother was also a mother! Coincidence, I'm sure.0 -
Im not a mother. but my mom was a mother. and i dont think she would like that joke.
Hey, my mother was also a mother! Coincidence, I'm sure.
Mine wasn't.0 -
Im not a mother. but my mom was a mother. and i dont think she would like that joke.
Hey, my mother was also a mother! Coincidence, I'm sure.
Mine wasn't.
YOU'RE A SEA HORSE!! I knew it!0 -
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The snozberries look like snozberries!!!0
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Im not a mother. but my mom was a mother. and i dont think she would like that joke.
Hey, my mother was also a mother! Coincidence, I'm sure.
Mine wasn't.
YOU'RE A SEA HORSE!! I knew it!
Damnit you caught me.0 -
yeah well fat kids are harder to kidnap. so thats good.
This is COMPLETE broscience.
Fat children are actually quite easy to kidnap as they're more likely to accept candy from strangers and are also slower.
People may notice you shoving a fat child in your van but more often than not they'll think it is a comedy skit and laugh it off,
Um, as a mother, I don't think this is funny at all. I don't care what troll is gonna "quote" me and tell me "learn how to take a joke"...you have a disgusting sense of humor, man.
As a mom, as someone who has personal history with the topic of kidnapping, as someone who volunteers diligently with missing children's organizations to educate stupid people about the dangers of kidnapping, and as someone WITH A SOUL, I'm with lilcupcake on this one. And I don't freaking care if you want to rip me up now. Have at it.
I'm with punky and cupcake on this one. Not bad enough that y'all are going to make fun of heavy kids, but you are also attempting to bring your special brand of humor to the kidnapping of a child?? What kind of brainless, pathetic crap is that?? I am not a PC guy and I have as good a sense of humor as anyone, but there are certain things you don't joke about. What's your next comedy sketch? The Holocaust? The Boston Marathon bombers? 9-11? Anyone who thinks kidnapping is funny is a worthless waste of a human heartbeat in my opinion.0 -
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I'm sorry we bore you! :sad: :brokenheart:0 -
Hot cookies for everyone, that will make peace.0
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