Skinny people are just fat.

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  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    whats wrong with you?

    no one has been able to answer that question yet... it's like one of those impossible questions that will never be answered...

    Like, what is the sound of one hand clapping.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Im not a mother. but my mom was a mother. and i dont think she would like that joke.

    Hey, my mother was also a mother! Coincidence, I'm sure.
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    Im not a mother. but my mom was a mother. and i dont think she would like that joke.

    Hey, my mother was also a mother! Coincidence, I'm sure.

    Mine wasn't.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Im not a mother. but my mom was a mother. and i dont think she would like that joke.

    Hey, my mother was also a mother! Coincidence, I'm sure.

    Mine wasn't.

    YOU'RE A SEA HORSE!! I knew it!
  • TattednPierced
    TattednPierced Posts: 358
    :yawn:
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    The snozberries look like snozberries!!!
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    Im not a mother. but my mom was a mother. and i dont think she would like that joke.

    Hey, my mother was also a mother! Coincidence, I'm sure.

    Mine wasn't.

    YOU'RE A SEA HORSE!! I knew it!

    Damnit you caught me.
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    yeah well fat kids are harder to kidnap. so thats good.

    This is COMPLETE broscience.

    Fat children are actually quite easy to kidnap as they're more likely to accept candy from strangers and are also slower.

    People may notice you shoving a fat child in your van but more often than not they'll think it is a comedy skit and laugh it off,

    Um, as a mother, I don't think this is funny at all. I don't care what troll is gonna "quote" me and tell me "learn how to take a joke"...you have a disgusting sense of humor, man.


    As a mom, as someone who has personal history with the topic of kidnapping, as someone who volunteers diligently with missing children's organizations to educate stupid people about the dangers of kidnapping, and as someone WITH A SOUL, I'm with lilcupcake on this one. And I don't freaking care if you want to rip me up now. Have at it.

    I'm with punky and cupcake on this one. Not bad enough that y'all are going to make fun of heavy kids, but you are also attempting to bring your special brand of humor to the kidnapping of a child?? What kind of brainless, pathetic crap is that?? I am not a PC guy and I have as good a sense of humor as anyone, but there are certain things you don't joke about. What's your next comedy sketch? The Holocaust? The Boston Marathon bombers? 9-11? Anyone who thinks kidnapping is funny is a worthless waste of a human heartbeat in my opinion.
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    :yawn:

    I'm sorry we bore you! :sad: :brokenheart:
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,803 Member
    cookie.gif

    Hot cookies for everyone, that will make peace.
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    :yawn:

    I'm sorry we bore you! :sad: :brokenheart:

    I'm not :devil:
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    Im not a mother. but my mom was a mother. and i dont think she would like that joke.

    Hey, my mother was also a mother! Coincidence, I'm sure.

    wait.... r.... r. u my sister?!?!
  • xxghost
    xxghost Posts: 4,697 Member
    What happened to this topic?
  • DaniH826
    DaniH826 Posts: 1,335 Member
    What happened to this topic?

    There was a topic?
  • pinkraynedropjacki
    pinkraynedropjacki Posts: 3,027 Member
    What happened to this topic?

    There was a topic?


    Well it's not been kidnapped with the fat kids that's for sure.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    What happened to this topic?

    There was a topic?

    As if.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Im not a mother. but my mom was a mother. and i dont think she would like that joke.

    Hey, my mother was also a mother! Coincidence, I'm sure.

    Mine wasn't.

    :laugh:
  • ChaseAlder
    ChaseAlder Posts: 804 Member
    I'm really confused. And I need a refill.
  • Irish_Eyes81
    Irish_Eyes81 Posts: 808 Member
    Yawns, am I late ? Lol
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,803 Member
    I'm really confused. And I need a refill.

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