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  • Posts: 16,414 Member
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    YOU are the very reason I don't tell my dates that I've had a vasectomy.
    That is so dishonest. Shame on you.
  • Posts: 1,126 Member
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    Glad I coud mak ur smle...

    ETA: Sorry it's hard to type with 1 hand sometimes.




    HAHAHA!!!
  • Posts: 29 Member
    Funniest thread ever - especially since I just read the other one :)
  • Posts: 1,133 Member
    As a single man trying desperately to find a suitable partner it's appalling to think that they're are guys out there ignoring and mistreating their wives just for some casual fun.

    Hey, hey, you are making some false assumptions there, buster. Just because I have a girlfriend, doesn't mean that my wife is ignored and unloved.

    We're both dating the same woman. :love:
  • Posts: 590 Member
    If you want to make me smile, just say dirty things to me I'm fairly easy lol
  • Posts: 4,676 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KE5chb08F0
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    Hey, hey, you are making some false assumptions there, buster. Just because I have a girlfriend, doesn't mean that my wife is ignored and unloved.

    We're both dating the same woman. :love:

    You lucky son of a...........
  • Posts: 4,676 Member
    If you want to make me smile, just say dirty things to me I'm fairly easy lol

    MUD PUDDLE, tough mudder, 3 days no shower.....
  • Posts: 1,243 Member
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    bahaha!
    That is so dishonest. Shame on you.
  • Posts: 6,239 Member
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    You lucky son of a...........

    That way lies DANGER young padawan!

    Your wife will end up getting all your girlfriend's affections and you'll get stuck paying for dinner and handling yourself in the bathroom.
  • Posts: 89 Member
    Oh, you are referring to the type of sarcasm that is just saying the complete opposite of what you really mean. People without any wit have to do that. It's okay, Buddy.
  • Posts: 590 Member
    Oh, you are referring to the type of sarcasm that is just saying the complete opposite of what you really mean. People without any wit have to do that. It's okay, Buddy.
    Oh go back to bed!
  • Posts: 6,239 Member
    Oh, you are referring to the type of sarcasm that is just saying the complete opposite of what you really mean. People without any wit have to do that. It's okay, Buddy.

    I have no idea what you're talking about.
  • Posts: 2,839 Member
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    The story smells like bull****, but it's funny as hell:

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html
  • Posts: 89 Member
    With women out there lurking around rich husbands, I better wash the sheets first.
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    ummmm AREN'T they off limits???
  • Posts: 6,239 Member
    With women out there lurking around rich husbands, I better wash the sheets first.

    It's ok, not everyone can marry a billionaire
  • Posts: 976 Member
    With women out there lurking around rich husbands, I better wash the sheets first.

    I'm keeping a keen eye on the news for this weekend....Powerball for the win!
  • Posts: 89 Member
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    It's ok, not everyone can marry a billionaire

    I know ;-)
  • Posts: 16,414 Member
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    I'm keeping a keen eye on the news for this weekend....Powerball for the win!
    So ... You want kids? ;-)
  • Posts: 976 Member
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    So ... You want kids? ;-)

    Got 3 already...guess it couldn't hurt to have a couple more...fill out an entire starting squad on the basketball court.

    You gotta promise boys tho....not sure how a girl would work with my aspirations of having my own basketball team!
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    Got 3 already...guess it couldn't hurt to have a couple more...fill out an entire starting squad on the basketball court.

    You gotta promise boys tho....not sure how a girl would work with my aspirations of having my own basketball team!
    Sexism!
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    BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought everyone was single on the internet forums...that is why I am here, Man *kitten* unite!!!!!!! What??? Losing weight was just a ruse to meet non or married woman, what the hell right?
  • Posts: 2,394 Member
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    Sexism!

    Hey, as long as the checks clear!
  • Posts: 6,239 Member
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    Sexism!

    Ssssssh. Powerball is over 300 mil.

    Have the kids then adopt a couple tall boys if you need.
  • Posts: 274 Member
    My bar-husband has a wife she calls me her sister wife we go out most every Friday night she knows hes safe go out with me and some times she goes out with us to.:drinker:
  • Posts: 4,676 Member
    If you want to make me smile, just say dirty things to me I'm fairly easy lol

    I guess I did not talk dirty enough :sad:
  • Posts: 590 Member
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    I guess I did not talk dirty enough :sad:
    Not nearly : )
  • Posts: 976 Member
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    Sexism!

    Hey I don't want to sound mean or cruel or sexist...but I ain't trying to field a softball squad, or ballet group, and I got no need for barbie dolls.....

    Is that a deal-breaker?
  • Posts: 590 Member
    My bar-husband has a wife she calls me her sister wife we go out most every Friday night she knows hes safe go out with me and some times she goes out with us to.:drinker:
    Sometimes I have bar girlfriends
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