'No, I don't date THOSE guys'

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  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Get knocked up and my life will be set? What is wrong with our society? What about the child? The child who is fatherless. Selfish thinking!!!
    Um, fatherless? The whole point is for Daddy to pay up!

    YOU are the very reason I don't tell my dates that I've had a vasectomy.
    That is so dishonest. Shame on you.
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    Wow! I find this thread deeply offensive!

    As a single man trying desperately to find a suitable partner it's appalling to think that they're are guys out there ignoring and mistreating their wives just for some casual fun.

    All of you guys joking around and giggling about this are really inconsiderate and immature.

    Haven't you thought about the wife at home? Little Billy missing his good night kiss why Dad's down at the local Wal Mart parking lot getting it on with some woman who doesn't have enough self respect to get her own man!
    Coincidently, I was at Walmart yesterday

    It always ends up at Walmart! Damn that establishment!!!!:grumble: :grumble: :grumble:
    They've got everything!!

    Oh and for the record...I'm pretty sick and tired of the 76 year old greeter giving me the "How YOU doin" :love: eyes whenever I walk in there in my frayed cargo shorts.

    B1tch I'm just here for some prescriptions, plates, couple of birthday cards, groceries, jumper cables, new lawn furniture, an ab roller, some dog food, and a nice new watch....I ain't got time for that sh1t!
    You have made my day

    Glad I coud mak ur smle...

    ETA: Sorry it's hard to type with 1 hand sometimes.




    HAHAHA!!!
  • lraien
    lraien Posts: 29 Member
    Funniest thread ever - especially since I just read the other one :)
  • saxmaniac
    saxmaniac Posts: 1,133 Member
    As a single man trying desperately to find a suitable partner it's appalling to think that they're are guys out there ignoring and mistreating their wives just for some casual fun.

    Hey, hey, you are making some false assumptions there, buster. Just because I have a girlfriend, doesn't mean that my wife is ignored and unloved.

    We're both dating the same woman. :love:
  • chantelp89
    chantelp89 Posts: 590 Member
    If you want to make me smile, just say dirty things to me I'm fairly easy lol
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KE5chb08F0
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    As a single man trying desperately to find a suitable partner it's appalling to think that they're are guys out there ignoring and mistreating their wives just for some casual fun.

    Hey, hey, you are making some false assumptions there, buster. Just because I have a girlfriend, doesn't mean that my wife is ignored and unloved.

    We're both dating the same woman. :love:

    You lucky son of a...........
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    If you want to make me smile, just say dirty things to me I'm fairly easy lol

    MUD PUDDLE, tough mudder, 3 days no shower.....
  • gogojodee
    gogojodee Posts: 1,243 Member
    Get knocked up and my life will be set? What is wrong with our society? What about the child? The child who is fatherless. Selfish thinking!!!
    Um, fatherless? The whole point is for Daddy to pay up!

    YOU are the very reason I don't tell my dates that I've had a vasectomy.

    bahaha!
    That is so dishonest. Shame on you.
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    As a single man trying desperately to find a suitable partner it's appalling to think that they're are guys out there ignoring and mistreating their wives just for some casual fun.

    Hey, hey, you are making some false assumptions there, buster. Just because I have a girlfriend, doesn't mean that my wife is ignored and unloved.

    We're both dating the same woman. :love:

    You lucky son of a...........

    That way lies DANGER young padawan!

    Your wife will end up getting all your girlfriend's affections and you'll get stuck paying for dinner and handling yourself in the bathroom.
  • evans72002
    evans72002 Posts: 89 Member
    Oh, you are referring to the type of sarcasm that is just saying the complete opposite of what you really mean. People without any wit have to do that. It's okay, Buddy.
  • chantelp89
    chantelp89 Posts: 590 Member
    Oh, you are referring to the type of sarcasm that is just saying the complete opposite of what you really mean. People without any wit have to do that. It's okay, Buddy.
    Oh go back to bed!
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    Oh, you are referring to the type of sarcasm that is just saying the complete opposite of what you really mean. People without any wit have to do that. It's okay, Buddy.

    I have no idea what you're talking about.
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    Get knocked up and my life will be set? What is wrong with our society? What about the child? The child who is fatherless. Selfish thinking!!!
    Um, fatherless? The whole point is for Daddy to pay up!

    YOU are the very reason I don't tell my dates that I've had a vasectomy.

    bahaha!
    That is so dishonest. Shame on you.

    The story smells like bull****, but it's funny as hell:

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html
  • evans72002
    evans72002 Posts: 89 Member
    With women out there lurking around rich husbands, I better wash the sheets first.
  • LibertyBelle89
    LibertyBelle89 Posts: 275
    ummmm AREN'T they off limits???
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    With women out there lurking around rich husbands, I better wash the sheets first.

    It's ok, not everyone can marry a billionaire
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    With women out there lurking around rich husbands, I better wash the sheets first.

    I'm keeping a keen eye on the news for this weekend....Powerball for the win!
  • evans72002
    evans72002 Posts: 89 Member
    With women out there lurking around rich husbands, I better wash the sheets first.

    It's ok, not everyone can marry a billionaire

    I know ;-)
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    With women out there lurking around rich husbands, I better wash the sheets first.

    I'm keeping a keen eye on the news for this weekend....Powerball for the win!
    So ... You want kids? ;-)
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    With women out there lurking around rich husbands, I better wash the sheets first.

    I'm keeping a keen eye on the news for this weekend....Powerball for the win!
    So ... You want kids? ;-)

    Got 3 already...guess it couldn't hurt to have a couple more...fill out an entire starting squad on the basketball court.

    You gotta promise boys tho....not sure how a girl would work with my aspirations of having my own basketball team!
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    With women out there lurking around rich husbands, I better wash the sheets first.

    I'm keeping a keen eye on the news for this weekend....Powerball for the win!
    So ... You want kids? ;-)

    Got 3 already...guess it couldn't hurt to have a couple more...fill out an entire starting squad on the basketball court.

    You gotta promise boys tho....not sure how a girl would work with my aspirations of having my own basketball team!
    Sexism!
  • Brallen1969
    Brallen1969 Posts: 91
    BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought everyone was single on the internet forums...that is why I am here, Man *kitten* unite!!!!!!! What??? Losing weight was just a ruse to meet non or married woman, what the hell right?
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    With women out there lurking around rich husbands, I better wash the sheets first.

    I'm keeping a keen eye on the news for this weekend....Powerball for the win!
    So ... You want kids? ;-)

    Got 3 already...guess it couldn't hurt to have a couple more...fill out an entire starting squad on the basketball court.

    You gotta promise boys tho....not sure how a girl would work with my aspirations of having my own basketball team!
    Sexism!

    Hey, as long as the checks clear!
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    With women out there lurking around rich husbands, I better wash the sheets first.

    I'm keeping a keen eye on the news for this weekend....Powerball for the win!
    So ... You want kids? ;-)

    Got 3 already...guess it couldn't hurt to have a couple more...fill out an entire starting squad on the basketball court.

    You gotta promise boys tho....not sure how a girl would work with my aspirations of having my own basketball team!
    Sexism!

    Ssssssh. Powerball is over 300 mil.

    Have the kids then adopt a couple tall boys if you need.
  • ksmiley412
    ksmiley412 Posts: 274 Member
    My bar-husband has a wife she calls me her sister wife we go out most every Friday night she knows hes safe go out with me and some times she goes out with us to.:drinker:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    If you want to make me smile, just say dirty things to me I'm fairly easy lol

    I guess I did not talk dirty enough :sad:
  • chantelp89
    chantelp89 Posts: 590 Member
    If you want to make me smile, just say dirty things to me I'm fairly easy lol

    I guess I did not talk dirty enough :sad:
    Not nearly : )
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    With women out there lurking around rich husbands, I better wash the sheets first.

    I'm keeping a keen eye on the news for this weekend....Powerball for the win!
    So ... You want kids? ;-)

    Got 3 already...guess it couldn't hurt to have a couple more...fill out an entire starting squad on the basketball court.

    You gotta promise boys tho....not sure how a girl would work with my aspirations of having my own basketball team!
    Sexism!

    Hey I don't want to sound mean or cruel or sexist...but I ain't trying to field a softball squad, or ballet group, and I got no need for barbie dolls.....

    Is that a deal-breaker?
  • chantelp89
    chantelp89 Posts: 590 Member
    My bar-husband has a wife she calls me her sister wife we go out most every Friday night she knows hes safe go out with me and some times she goes out with us to.:drinker:
    Sometimes I have bar girlfriends

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