'No, I don't date THOSE guys'
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Um, fatherless? The whole point is for Daddy to pay up!Get knocked up and my life will be set? What is wrong with our society? What about the child? The child who is fatherless. Selfish thinking!!!0 -
Get knocked up and my life will be set? What is wrong with our society? What about the child? The child who is fatherless. Selfish thinking!!!
I'm just going to leave this here for you, so you can use it later.
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Married schmarried. Is he hot and rich? I'll just get knocked up and my life will be set!
That REEKS of desperation...
gotta love earnest answers to shenanigans . . .0 -
^^^^ThisYou should be fine on MFP. Doesn't bother most people here. It's a very understanding community.
Are people married in MFP world? This is where I find all my boyfriends.
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Wow! I find this thread deeply offensive!
As a single man trying desperately to find a suitable partner it's appalling to think that they're are guys out there ignoring and mistreating their wives just for some casual fun.
All of you guys joking around and giggling about this are really inconsiderate and immature.
Haven't you thought about the wife at home? Little Billy missing his good night kiss why Dad's down at the local Wal Mart parking lot getting it on with some woman who doesn't have enough self respect to get her own man!
Would Brokeback
Would watch
Would watch you, watching them..... :flowerforyou:0 -
Married schmarried. Is he hot and rich? I'll just get knocked up and my life will be set!
That REEKS of desperation...
gotta love earnest answers to shenanigans . . .
Self-righteous indignation rules!0 -
YES
Um, fatherless? The whole point is for Daddy to pay up!Get knocked up and my life will be set? What is wrong with our society? What about the child? The child who is fatherless. Selfish thinking!!!0 -
They've got everything!!
Coincidently, I was at Walmart yesterdayWow! I find this thread deeply offensive!
As a single man trying desperately to find a suitable partner it's appalling to think that they're are guys out there ignoring and mistreating their wives just for some casual fun.
All of you guys joking around and giggling about this are really inconsiderate and immature.
Haven't you thought about the wife at home? Little Billy missing his good night kiss why Dad's down at the local Wal Mart parking lot getting it on with some woman who doesn't have enough self respect to get her own man!
It always ends up at Walmart! Damn that establishment!!!!:grumble: :grumble: :grumble:
Oh and for the record...I'm pretty sick and tired of the 76 year old greeter giving me the "How YOU doin"
eyes whenever I walk in there in my frayed cargo shorts.
B1tch I'm just here for some prescriptions, plates, couple of birthday cards, groceries, jumper cables, new lawn furniture, an ab roller, some dog food, and a nice new watch....I ain't got time for that sh1t!0 -
This has all the makings for a great FridayWow! I find this thread deeply offensive!
As a single man trying desperately to find a suitable partner it's appalling to think that they're are guys out there ignoring and mistreating their wives just for some casual fun.
All of you guys joking around and giggling about this are really inconsiderate and immature.
Haven't you thought about the wife at home? Little Billy missing his good night kiss why Dad's down at the local Wal Mart parking lot getting it on with some woman who doesn't have enough self respect to get her own man!
Would Brokeback
Would watch
Would watch you, watching them..... :flowerforyou:0 -
Yeah, I have to get healthy so I can outlive her. I don't want her getting all my stuff.
Unbelievable!! You sir are a real catch. I don't know how you tricked this poor girl into marrying someone like you in the first place. The fact that you would admittedly have an affair is one thing (I hope she is on here too and READS THIS!) but now you're talking about outliving her!
Here's an idea . . . why don't you just put her out of her misery now and spare her the next few years of having YOU as a husband!0 -
Married schmarried. Is he hot and rich? I'll just get knocked up and my life will be set!
That REEKS of desperation...
gotta love earnest answers to shenanigans . . .
Self-righteous indignation rules!
Yes it does but we all know a 'ho like that is out there ready to make some man's life hell. Thats why you always pull out. Plus, its a nice visual.0 -
Married men ARE off limits, that's the point of marriage... The reason women don't want to date married men is because once they know and realise you're willing to and capable of cheating on someone you're married to, they don't want you to do the same to them. At least, that's my philosophy. Gods what a stupid question >>0
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You have made my day
They've got everything!!
Coincidently, I was at Walmart yesterdayWow! I find this thread deeply offensive!
As a single man trying desperately to find a suitable partner it's appalling to think that they're are guys out there ignoring and mistreating their wives just for some casual fun.
All of you guys joking around and giggling about this are really inconsiderate and immature.
Haven't you thought about the wife at home? Little Billy missing his good night kiss why Dad's down at the local Wal Mart parking lot getting it on with some woman who doesn't have enough self respect to get her own man!
It always ends up at Walmart! Damn that establishment!!!!:grumble: :grumble: :grumble:
Oh and for the record...I'm pretty sick and tired of the 76 year old greeter giving me the "How YOU doin" eyes whenever I walk in there in my frayed cargo shorts.
B1tch I'm just here for some prescriptions, plates, couple of birthday cards, groceries, jumper cables, new lawn furniture, an ab roller, some dog food, and a nice new watch....I ain't got time for that sh1t!0 -
Yeah! And the horse you rode in on!Yeah, I have to get healthy so I can outlive her. I don't want her getting all my stuff.
Unbelievable!! You sir are a real catch. I don't know how you tricked this poor girl into marrying someone like you in the first place. The fact that you would admittedly have an affair is one thing (I hope she is on here too and READS THIS!) but now you're talking about outliving her!
Here's an idea . . . why don't you just put her out of her misery now and spare her the next few years of having YOU as a husband!0 -
Um, fatherless? The whole point is for Daddy to pay up!Get knocked up and my life will be set? What is wrong with our society? What about the child? The child who is fatherless. Selfish thinking!!!
YOU are the very reason I don't tell my dates that I've had a vasectomy.0 -
Yeah, I have to get healthy so I can outlive her. I don't want her getting all my stuff.
Unbelievable!! You sir are a real catch. I don't know how you tricked this poor girl into marrying someone like you in the first place. The fact that you would admittedly have an affair is one thing (I hope she is on here too and READS THIS!) but now you're talking about outliving her!
Here's an idea . . . why don't you just put her out of her misery now and spare her the next few years of having YOU as a husband!
Not a chance! I've seen CSI0 -
This has all the makings for a great FridayWow! I find this thread deeply offensive!
As a single man trying desperately to find a suitable partner it's appalling to think that they're are guys out there ignoring and mistreating their wives just for some casual fun.
All of you guys joking around and giggling about this are really inconsiderate and immature.
Haven't you thought about the wife at home? Little Billy missing his good night kiss why Dad's down at the local Wal Mart parking lot getting it on with some woman who doesn't have enough self respect to get her own man!
Would Brokeback
Would watch
Would watch you, watching them..... :flowerforyou:
or anyday to be honest...0 -
Get knocked up and my life will be set? What is wrong with our society? What about the child? The child who is fatherless. Selfish thinking!!!
I'm just going to leave this here for you, so you can use it later.
SO MUCH LOVE. This made my day.0 -
Yeah, I have to get healthy so I can outlive her. I don't want her getting all my stuff.
Unbelievable!! You sir are a real catch. I don't know how you tricked this poor girl into marrying someone like you in the first place. The fact that you would admittedly have an affair is one thing (I hope she is on here too and READS THIS!) but now you're talking about outliving her!
Here's an idea . . . why don't you just put her out of her misery now and spare her the next few years of having YOU as a husband!
It really might be time to slip in a sarcastic comedy now and again.0 -
You have made my day
They've got everything!!
Coincidently, I was at Walmart yesterdayWow! I find this thread deeply offensive!
As a single man trying desperately to find a suitable partner it's appalling to think that they're are guys out there ignoring and mistreating their wives just for some casual fun.
All of you guys joking around and giggling about this are really inconsiderate and immature.
Haven't you thought about the wife at home? Little Billy missing his good night kiss why Dad's down at the local Wal Mart parking lot getting it on with some woman who doesn't have enough self respect to get her own man!
It always ends up at Walmart! Damn that establishment!!!!:grumble: :grumble: :grumble:
Oh and for the record...I'm pretty sick and tired of the 76 year old greeter giving me the "How YOU doin" eyes whenever I walk in there in my frayed cargo shorts.
B1tch I'm just here for some prescriptions, plates, couple of birthday cards, groceries, jumper cables, new lawn furniture, an ab roller, some dog food, and a nice new watch....I ain't got time for that sh1t!
Glad I coud mak ur smle...
ETA: Sorry it's hard to type with 1 hand sometimes.0
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