'No, I don't date THOSE guys'

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  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I hope this thread is a joke - but if not - pathetic

    Does that mean you won't go out with me?

    That's ok, I will go out with you. Bring your wife and we will make it a party.
    Did someone say party?

    There is a party in my pants....climb on up and have a b-all (dirty enough?)
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    lol I guess I'm too naive for this world but to all those who are sticking with the traditional ideals of monogamy, thank you.
    this post just reinforced my "refuse to get married" mentality
    Did it also reinforce your lack of a sense of humor. ;-)
  • chantelp89
    chantelp89 Posts: 590 Member
    I hope this thread is a joke - but if not - pathetic

    Does that mean you won't go out with me?

    That's ok, I will go out with you. Bring your wife and we will make it a party.
    Did someone say party?

    There is a party in my pants....climb on up and have a b-all (dirty enough?)
    You had me at pants party
  • WannaDizzolve
    WannaDizzolve Posts: 270 Member
    this thread is hilarious! Thank you for cheering up my Friday :drinker:
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    I hope this thread is a joke - but if not - pathetic

    Does that mean you won't go out with me?

    That's ok, I will go out with you. Bring your wife and we will make it a party.
    Did someone say party?

    There is a party in my pants....climb on up and have a b-all (dirty enough?)
    You had me at pants party

    See what happens when you step out for your workout!!!! Missed the F'ckin boat again :sad: :cry:
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    I hope this thread is a joke - but if not - pathetic

    Does that mean you won't go out with me?

    That's ok, I will go out with you. Bring your wife and we will make it a party.
    Did someone say party?

    There is a party in my pants....climb on up and have a b-all (dirty enough?)
    You had me at pants party

    See what happens when you step out for your workout!!!! Missed the F'ckin boat again :sad: :cry:

    No, no, I always am having a party in my head, you are invited.
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    I hope this thread is a joke - but if not - pathetic

    Does that mean you won't go out with me?

    That's ok, I will go out with you. Bring your wife and we will make it a party.
    Did someone say party?

    There is a party in my pants....climb on up and have a b-all (dirty enough?)
    You had me at pants party

    See what happens when you step out for your workout!!!! Missed the F'ckin boat again :sad: :cry:

    No, no, I always am having a party in my head, you are invited.

    Thanks love...I get tired of showing up late to the game, and having to sit on the bench as a result :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I hope this thread is a joke - but if not - pathetic

    Does that mean you won't go out with me?

    That's ok, I will go out with you. Bring your wife and we will make it a party.
    Did someone say party?

    There is a party in my pants....climb on up and have a b-all (dirty enough?)
    You had me at pants party

    See what happens when you step out for your workout!!!! Missed the F'ckin boat again :sad: :cry:

    No, no, I always am having a party in my head, you are invited.

    A head party...now THAT IS MY KINDA PARTAY!!!!! :drinker: :drinker:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I hope this thread is a joke - but if not - pathetic

    Does that mean you won't go out with me?

    That's ok, I will go out with you. Bring your wife and we will make it a party.
    Did someone say party?

    There is a party in my pants....climb on up and have a b-all (dirty enough?)
    You had me at pants party

    Dang...I work from home and am not wearing pants...
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    I hope this thread is a joke - but if not - pathetic

    Does that mean you won't go out with me?

    That's ok, I will go out with you. Bring your wife and we will make it a party.
    Did someone say party?

    There is a party in my pants....climb on up and have a b-all (dirty enough?)
    You had me at pants party

    Dang...I work from home and am not wearing pants...

    Best job ever!!!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I hope this thread is a joke - but if not - pathetic

    Does that mean you won't go out with me?

    That's ok, I will go out with you. Bring your wife and we will make it a party.
    Did someone say party?

    There is a party in my pants....climb on up and have a b-all (dirty enough?)
    You had me at pants party

    Dang...I work from home and am not wearing pants...

    Best job ever!!!

    I do it because Pimpin ain't easy...
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    I do it because Pimpin ain't easy...

    Bling doesn't buy itself!!!! I'm with ya girl! :glasses: :smokin:
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    I stopped reading after head party. Sign me up.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    If you are a married individual, it shouldn't matter what anyone of the opposite sex says or does. The only one that should matter is your spouse.

    Boring.
  • Cre8veLifeR
    Cre8veLifeR Posts: 1,062 Member
    Who really says that nowadays?

    It really bothers me when some, and I repeat, some chicks think 'married men' are off limits, taken, unavailable, and whatever other degrading adjective comes to mind. Seriously, those kind of chicks need to get over that thought because it makes them look like a tease.

    What are your feelings about that?

    I'm confused...how is a woman saying a man is off limits being a tease? Is she on a pole while she's saying it?
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Married men ARE off limits, that's the point of marriage... The reason women don't want to date married men is because once they know and realise you're willing to and capable of cheating on someone you're married to, they don't want you to do the same to them. At least, that's my philosophy. Gods what a stupid question >>

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  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    Who really says that nowadays?

    It really bothers me when some, and I repeat, some chicks think 'married men' are off limits, taken, unavailable, and whatever other degrading adjective comes to mind. Seriously, those kind of chicks need to get over that thought because it makes them look like a tease.

    What are your feelings about that?

    I think every woman should get a harem of men who they will then defend from predators of the female persuasion. What are your feelings about that?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    10 would bang!
  • Cre8veLifeR
    Cre8veLifeR Posts: 1,062 Member
    Who really says that nowadays?

    It really bothers me when some, and I repeat, some chicks think 'married men' are off limits, taken, unavailable, and whatever other degrading adjective comes to mind. Seriously, those kind of chicks need to get over that thought because it makes them look like a tease.

    What are your feelings about that?

    I think every woman should get a harem of men who they will then defend from predators of the female persuasion. What are your feelings about that?

    LOL!! Just tell your man to not wear his wedding ring when you go out, and then ignore him. Then women will assume he's an unmarried, uninteresting loser who is being ignored by the woman he's with and will not pay any attention to him. The happier the guy seems, the more the vultures swoop in. I just laugh. No one can do anything for my husband that I don't already do. *ahem*
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    Who really says that nowadays?

    It really bothers me when some, and I repeat, some chicks think 'married men' are off limits, taken, unavailable, and whatever other degrading adjective comes to mind. Seriously, those kind of chicks need to get over that thought because it makes them look like a tease.

    What are your feelings about that?

    I think every woman should get a harem of men who they will then defend from predators of the female persuasion. What are your feelings about that?

    I don't know about other folks but I know my wife b*tches and moans ALL the time about having to clean up after me. I'm pretty sure she'd harikari herself with a baseball bat rather than have to clean up after an entire group of dudes.

    But I'm sure she'd like the attention for the first hour or six...teen.
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    Who really says that nowadays?

    It really bothers me when some, and I repeat, some chicks think 'married men' are off limits, taken, unavailable, and whatever other degrading adjective comes to mind. Seriously, those kind of chicks need to get over that thought because it makes them look like a tease.

    What are your feelings about that?

    I think every woman should get a harem of men who they will then defend from predators of the female persuasion. What are your feelings about that?

    LOL!! Just tell your man to not wear his wedding ring when you go out, and then ignore him. Then women will assume he's an unmarried, uninteresting loser who is being ignored by the woman he's with and will not pay any attention to him. The happier the guy seems, the more the vultures swoop in. I just laugh. No one can do anything for my husband that I don't already do. *ahem*

    My husband doesn't wear a ring, had a big red beard, looks grumpy naturally and still gets women hitting on him. Most use the "can I touch your beard" line. I just laugh. One woman even asked if she could smell it. Some chicks are weird I guess (no I didn't just realize this).
  • Cre8veLifeR
    Cre8veLifeR Posts: 1,062 Member
    He should say "no, but you can smell my finger" lmao!!!
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    Who really says that nowadays?

    It really bothers me when some, and I repeat, some chicks think 'married men' are off limits, taken, unavailable, and whatever other degrading adjective comes to mind. Seriously, those kind of chicks need to get over that thought because it makes them look like a tease.

    What are your feelings about that?

    I think every woman should get a harem of men who they will then defend from predators of the female persuasion. What are your feelings about that?

    I don't know about other folks but I know my wife b*tches and moans ALL the time about having to clean up after me. I'm pretty sure she'd harikari herself with a baseball bat rather than have to clean up after an entire group of dudes.

    But I'm sure she'd like the attention for the first hour or six...teen.

    They get their own room and aren't allowed in the rest of the house, except when I want a sandwich, then they can venture to the kitchen. Also, I'll get get one that's an OCD, has to keep everything clean type. Problem solved.

    (No, I've haven't spent a lot of time thinking out the finer details necessary to make this happen. :wink: )
  • saxmaniac
    saxmaniac Posts: 1,133 Member
    No one can do anything for my husband that I don't already do. *ahem*

    You can shapeshift into another woman?

    Lucky *kitten*!
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    Who really says that nowadays?

    It really bothers me when some, and I repeat, some chicks think 'married men' are off limits, taken, unavailable, and whatever other degrading adjective comes to mind. Seriously, those kind of chicks need to get over that thought because it makes them look like a tease.

    What are your feelings about that?

    I think every woman should get a harem of men who they will then defend from predators of the female persuasion. What are your feelings about that?

    I don't know about other folks but I know my wife b*tches and moans ALL the time about having to clean up after me. I'm pretty sure she'd harikari herself with a baseball bat rather than have to clean up after an entire group of dudes.

    But I'm sure she'd like the attention for the first hour or six...teen.

    They get their own room and aren't allowed in the rest of the house, except when I want a sandwich, then they can venture to the kitchen. Also, I'll get get one that's an OCD, has to keep everything clean type. Problem solved.

    (No, I've haven't spent a lot of time thinking out the finer details necessary to make this happen. :wink: )

    I just asked my wife about this. Her response?

    A whole hour of attention? They'd be like you then, no? I don't know if our place can fit 30 men in it, dear.


    =(
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    For me I just talk to a woman and she thinks I am flirting. Or at least think I am funny (in person). So I do not have any issue regardless of ring or not.
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    Who really says that nowadays?

    It really bothers me when some, and I repeat, some chicks think 'married men' are off limits, taken, unavailable, and whatever other degrading adjective comes to mind. Seriously, those kind of chicks need to get over that thought because it makes them look like a tease.

    What are your feelings about that?

    I think every woman should get a harem of men who they will then defend from predators of the female persuasion. What are your feelings about that?

    LOL!! Just tell your man to not wear his wedding ring when you go out, and then ignore him. Then women will assume he's an unmarried, uninteresting loser who is being ignored by the woman he's with and will not pay any attention to him. The happier the guy seems, the more the vultures swoop in. I just laugh. No one can do anything for my husband that I don't already do. *ahem*

    My husband doesn't wear a ring, had a big red beard, looks grumpy naturally and still gets women hitting on him. Most use the "can I touch your beard" line. I just laugh. One woman even asked if she could smell it. Some chicks are weird I guess (no I didn't just realize this).

    I couldn't get this ring off if I tried. My fingers have gotten a bit "fatter" since I was 23...now at 40, I honestly believe I'd have to cut this thing off.
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
    I only date guys that have been in jail.
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    ?..
  • xaMErica
    xaMErica Posts: 284 Member
    If a man is wearing a ring, you should be a lady and NOT hit on him.

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