Intermittent Farting.

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  • LinaBo
    LinaBo Posts: 342 Member
    I have to fart first thing in the morning just to get my system started.

    Breakfart is the most important fart of the day!
  • Matt_Wild
    Matt_Wild Posts: 2,673 Member
    TBH for me its not really intermittent...
  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
    ahahha I think I just burned 9000 calories laughing.
  • JosieRawr
    JosieRawr Posts: 788 Member
    oh gawd hahaha
  • hippietofugirl
    hippietofugirl Posts: 430
    LOLOLOLOL:sad: :laugh:
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    A high protein diet is really important when doing IF
  • Vonwarr
    Vonwarr Posts: 390 Member
    Is it ok to exercise in a farted state? I'm worried I'll feel woozy.

    Ensure good ventilation in your exercise area. Do not take deep breaths.
  • GlitterMamma11
    GlitterMamma11 Posts: 143 Member
    I just sharted... Does that count as extra, or IF to failure?

    HA HA HA HA HA! This is the best thread EVER!! :laugh:
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I just sharted... Does that count as extra, or IF to failure?

    Nope, A shart is a full rep with the beginning of failure, which means you had maybe one more left.
    Full on sh!tting your pants would be to failure.
  • Pspetal
    Pspetal Posts: 426 Member
    Also, Fart heavy. Try and blow away 20lb dumbbells with each fart. Farting light and displacing 2lb pink dumbbells is not enough.
  • Vonwarr
    Vonwarr Posts: 390 Member
    Tomorrow's TURD TUESDAY MINI-CHALLENGE: Set off a smoke detector using only your IF.

    (On another note, my grandfather has ACTUALLY done this... the man is legendary! :laugh:)
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    I found these drops, they make you fart like a pregnant lady.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Question, if I fart in the woods and no one is around to hear it, can I still log the calories burned?
  • Bakkasan
    Bakkasan Posts: 1,027 Member
    Over 9000. And yes.


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  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    I just sharted... Does that count as extra, or IF to failure?

    That would be the "Leanstains" program right? I've heard a lot of interesting things about the results people are getting from their sharts.

    LMFAO!
    LEANSTAINS!

    So, it's true that sometimes it's ok to have a 24-hour farting period, right?
  • LoraF83
    LoraF83 Posts: 15,694 Member
    I found these drops, they make you fart like a prenant lady.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
    I just sharted... Does that count as extra, or IF to failure?

    You should probably reduce whey protein intake by about 50g.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    So what about sick days? Do you rest or push through?

    Yeah, what happens when TOM comes? Should I take a rest day if the cramps are too bad to fart?
  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
    I just sharted... Does that count as extra, or IF to failure?

    That would be the "Leanstains" program right? I've heard a lot of interesting things about the results people are getting from their sharts.

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • christwllms
    christwllms Posts: 10
    what % of your farts are carb farts, protein farts and fat farts?
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Tomorrow's TURD TUESDAY MINI-CHALLENGE: Set off a smoke detector using only your IF.

    (On another note, my grandfather has ACTUALLY done this... the man is legendary! :laugh:)

    My god, I want to meet this man. And have a farting contest with him.
  • Jodibear58
    Jodibear58 Posts: 280 Member
    Omg! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!! LOL!!
  • Helloitsdan
    Helloitsdan Posts: 5,564 Member
    Will my *kitten* go into starvation mode if I eat back less than 9000 of my calories burned?

    Be careful!

    We don't need Mcar*** coming in here with 99 studies on the nonexistance of *kitten* starvation mode...
    =D

    I predict a Shi**torm!
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    Ok, which is better the SBD ones or the louder ones to get the maximum calorie burn?

    Its only fun if you can make the windows rattle. Loud long baritone is best!
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
    Do you think the intermittent is similar to the "Machine Gun Style Farts" Just how many seconds inbetween? And I've tried to log this before, but I can't find it in the database... Would it be under "Cardio" or "Strenght" ? So.... what did we decide, to eat back those calories or not to? So far I have not been eating those back.
  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
    what % of your farts are carb farts, protein farts and fat farts?

    They are all protein farts. If they aren't, you are doing it wrong.


    However when you refer to them you can call them "fat farts".

    For example if it's a conversation near the squat cage:

    "Hey bro hows you program going bro"
    "Yo man it's going great I'm on IF, lots of big fat farts"

    *pause*


    *FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!*

    pause


    *squeeeeeak*


    pause
  • rhonniema
    rhonniema Posts: 522 Member
    I predict stinky work places for all!
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    I find six small farts a day work best for me, and of course I never rip one past 7 pm.
  • christwllms
    christwllms Posts: 10
    Do you recommend fart loading before starting this workout training?
  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
    Do you recommend fart loading before starting this workout training?

    You've got to watch out for methane toxicity but if your pressure gauge is low then go for it.

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